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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, a bit melancholic, and very online/nerdy. Like Lisa, they mix introspection and angst with humor, from the bio "O Tempo engole tudo" to posts such as “Eu nunca fui triste”, which is clearly ironic. They show strong niche interests and fandom brain, constantly commenting on media and games like Genshin and Cellbit’s RPG, e.g. “Campanha de rpg onde vc tem que passar pelos 7 círculos do inferno e eliminar o pecado daql círculo ☝️” and “Será que eu deveria dar mais dinheiro para o Cellbit?”. Like Lisa’s mix of idealism and frustration with the world, they oscillate between joking misanthropy and care for others, as seen in “ah mano, n quero ver o cara mal mas tb n quero me intrometer e se fofoqueira.”. Their queer/non-binary identity and reflection on pronouns in “Talvez eu goste muito mais do pronome feminino msm” also echo Lisa’s tendency to question norms and think beyond the box.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are introspective, online-media-focused and about their own feelings or niche interests (Genshin, Cellbit, RPG, PC issues) rather than big social scenes, e.g. “Preciso escrever mais mas eu nunca lembro” and “Era so 500 conto na conta e eu dormia mansinho”, suggesting a reflective, home‑based life. Their humor and references show strong Intuition (N): they love abstract or fantastical concepts like the seven circles of hell RPG in “Campanha de rpg onde vc tem que passar pelos 7 círculos do inferno e eliminar o pecado daql círculo ☝️” and metaphoric lines like “Abandone a carne se torne etéreo”, plus meta commentary on media and narratives (Stranger Things, Umbrella Academy, HEXATOMBE). They’re clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center emotions, value people, and react morally and empathetically, e.g. “ah mano, n quero ver o cara mal mas tb n quero me intrometer e se fofoqueira.”, the trans/queer identity jokes and defenses like “Efeito secundário do estrogenio: Vc embranquece”, and frustration with people following Leo Lins in “Maior decepção entrar no perfil do Leo lins e ver que tem arrombado que segue”. Their lifestyle looks Perceiving (P): they present as spontaneous, joking about sleep schedules and last‑minute interactions such as “Poruqw resolvem falar cmg nas madrugadas q eu tenho que acordar cedo? 💔💔”, gaming and tech decisions made on the fly like “Duvidas mortais entre juntar pra comprar um teclado ou um headset novo”, and reacting to events (power outages, PC breaking) with improvisation rather than structured plans. Combining inward focus, abstract/fandom-heavy thinking, emotional intensity, and flexible, somewhat chaotic day‑to‑day behavior, INFP fits their overall tone and content better than nearby types like ENFP or INTP.

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Nonbinary nerd in Caralhodasilva. Balancing HRT side quests, Genshin pulls & Cellbit marathons. Once formatted a disk on Jan 1 and called it ‘self‑care’.– @ThMarsw

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This drink starts with bright, unruly cachaça, because they radiate chaotic Brazilian energy, from yelling at the power company in “Vai toma no teu cu cemig” to declaring “Nao confie em ninguém e seja feliz”. Hibiscus and red berry syrup make it sweet, queer, and dramatic, echoing the soft-trans, estrogen, and gender vibes of “Efeito secundário do estrogenio: Vc embranquece” and the gender chaos of “Top 5 nao binario 1 link do zap 2 jae Yoon 3 ana frango elétrico 4 eu 5 Ale”. Sparkling tonic keeps it fizzy and a bit bitter, like someone who complains about sites without Pix in “site de bosta como que nao tem opção de pagar por pix” but still laughs through it. A blue curaçao mist nods to their love for games and fantasy worlds in tweets like “Bizarro pensar que eu quase tive um cyno” and their obsession with Cellbit and RPG in “Campanha de rpg onde vc tem que passar pelos 7 círculos do inferno e eliminar o pecado daql círculo ☝️”. Finally, edible silver glitter reflects their dramatic, slightly cursed, yet hopeful aura, straight out of “O Tempo engole tudo 𖦹 𖦹” and meltdown live-tweeting during “VOMO QUE VIVE DEPOIS DISSO #HEXATOMBE”.

Your Hogwarts House
Mars shows a strong mix of wit, niche curiosity, and analytical nerdiness that leans clearly Ravenclaw. They’re very online-brain but in an observant, puzzle-loving way, like when they complain about people who post in code — “Esses cara que posta twt em código Parece que eu to no enigma do cellbit” — which frames social media as a logic puzzle. Their investment in games and rankings has a cerebral angle rather than just grind or flex, e.g. musing about RPG structures and mechanics in “Campanha de rpg onde vc tem que passar pelos 7 círculos do inferno e eliminar o pecado daql círculo ☝️” and being proud of a high placement in a game leaderboard in “Sei que é começo de temporada, mas nunca imaginei ver meu nome tão alto no ranking. Top 16 do Brasil né.” They also show classic Ravenclaw puzzle/word-game enjoyment in “Nossa mas eu sou mt boa no #paranordle,” and their humor is usually clever, referential, and slightly meta rather than purely aggressive, as in “Viado é o animal dos Viados” or the theological/biological joke “Se deus n Quisesse que as pessoas dessem a bunda o ponto G n ficava no rabo.” While they have some Slytherin-style self-preservation and Gryffindor-style bluntness (e.g. “Nao confie em ninguém e seja feliz”), the throughline is a playful, analytical, reference-heavy mind that treats media, games, and even social drama like things to be dissected, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for Mars is You Need To Calm Down because it mixes queer pride, online chaos, and playful aggression in a way that mirrors their timeline. They openly embrace queerness and transition, joking about estrogen in “Efeito secundário do estrogenio: Vc embranquece” and gender in “Top 5 nao binario 1 link do zap 2 jae Yoon 3 ana frango elétrico 4 eu 5 Ale”, which fits the song’s unapologetically queer energy. The track’s attitude toward haters and clowns online echoes tweets like “Maior decepção entrar no perfil do Leo lins e ver que tem arrombado que segue” and “Vai toma no teu cu cemig”, where they vent but keep it humorous. Mars also thrives in extremely online fandom culture—Cellbit, Genshin, K‑pop, RPGs—as seen in “Será que eu deveria dar mais dinheiro para o Cellbit?” and “MATA O ARGABO AAAA”, matching the song’s memeable, internet-centric vibe. Finally, beneath the sarcasm and chaos, there’s a warm, self-aware side in tweets like “Semana boa da pega” and “Feliz ano novo galerinha”, much like the song’s ultimately positive, community-focused message.

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