Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for Minecraft creators and series like Unstable Universe and State SMP, e.g. “Im so kww/debunk trio, wifies, evilfies, directorfies, clonefies, cloneship pilled dear god”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—hype, sadness, nostalgia—such as “Im being so fr right now i feel alive again. I missed being this kind of happy”.
- Community engaged: Interacts heavily with fandom and creators, retweeting, quote-tweeting, and commenting, e.g. “Im so glad ive finally reached that stage in my twitter life where i just dgaf if i comment on other people's tweet”.
- Creative thinker: Invents headcanons and scenarios like the Frozen-inspired State SMP idea in “Frozen fever but it's theria trio with saps having a fever and spawning the saplings…”.
- Self-aware: Frequently reflects on their own habits and identity, e.g. “I should give myself a name actually i cant keep referring myself as the dango emoji in my head” and “Im chronically online”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronically online: Recognizes excessive time on Twitter, like “Closed twitter cuz i was bored only to open it again on reflex bcs i was bored. Im cooked”.
- Overcommitted fandom: Struggles balancing content consumption with responsibilities, e.g. “When i wanna get into lifesteal, uu, more state vids, vampire smp, etc etc but then i remember i actually have... eugh... responsibilities”.
- Stress prone: Often describes feeling “cooked” or overwhelmed by tasks and tech issues, such as “Bro im gonna have my first crashout of 2026 why is my laptop deciding to be laggy NOW ???”.
- Anxious socializer: Mentions social anxiety and discomfort with visibility, like “Highkey enjoy not being perceived and just dropping comments here and there” and “Im gonna demolish social anxiety”.
- Dark humor coping: Uses self-harming phrases as expression of distress, e.g. “I try not to say 'im gonna kms' bcs i dont want to make it a habit but it's getting harder to do with the crap going on lol”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely passionate about her interests and leans into being a thoughtful, slightly overdramatic nerd about them. This user dives deep into niche fandoms and overanalyzes lore, like when they say they’re “so kww/debunk trio, wifies, evilfies, directorfies, clonefies, cloneship pilled dear god” “Im so kww/debunk trio, wifies, evilfies, directorfies, clonefies, cloneship pilled dear god” and write poetic meta about a character being “a once prince of snow rising from lava in the midst of a war” “lrt there has always been something poetic about a once prince of snow rising from lava in the midst of a war that was Mostly his fault yet still dying to the hands of someone who looked like the snow himself. #statesmp i'll always be 2.5 flux pilled i fear”. Like Lisa, they balance enthusiasm with self-awareness and a bit of anxiety, admitting they’re “chronically online” “Im chronically online” and worrying about social interaction in fandom spaces “Highkey enjoy not being perceived and just dropping comments here and there cuz idk how i can handle actively being in a subtwt Statetwt seems so nice though ngl”. Their drive to improve at creative and skill-based hobbies—wanting to be an MCYT and “become cracked at minecraft” “2026 resolution: become cracked at minecraft (unlikely)”, and practicing drawing despite tech issues “ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS PRACTJCE DRAWING AND WATCH YT VIDEOS WITH THE LITTLE FREE TIME I HAVE”—also mirrors Lisa’s perfectionism and determination. Overall, they read like a very online, fandom-immersed Lisa Simpson: creative, introspective, easily overwhelmed, but endlessly earnest about the things they love.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they like "not being perceived" and just dropping comments, saying Statetwt seems nice but they’re unsure they can handle "actively being in a subtwt" ("Highkey enjoy not being perceived and just dropping comments here and there cuz idk how i can handle actively being in a subtwt Statetwt seems so nice though ngl"), and they worry about social anxiety when interacting more ("Im so glad ive finally reached that stage in my twitter life where i just dgaf if i comment on other people's tweet. Im gonna demolish social anxiety"). They clearly favor Intuition over Sensing, constantly spinning headcanons, symbolism, and big-picture narrative takes like the poetic description of Flux’s snow/lava death ("there has always been something poetic about a once prince of snow rising from lava in the midst of a war that was Mostly his fault yet still dying to the hands of someone who looked like the snow himself. #statesmp i'll always be 2.5 flux pilled i fear") and theorizing how a character might lose his arm across mixed canons ("imagine it was during the war against Aculon... or perhaps Flux losing his arm bcs of his first trap... or both... OR BOTH"). Their language is highly emotional and value-driven, pointing to Feeling over Thinking: they talk about missing art styles and feeling “so aculon family pilled” ("I MISS LATE AUGUST SM his art style was one of my absolute favorites!!!!", "OH MY GOD IM SO ACULON FAMILY PILLED"), loving fictional men “when theyre SUFFERING” ("I love my fictional men when theyre SUFFERING LIKE WOWEEEEEEEE OKAYYY 🤩🤩🤩🤩"), and being parasocial in a soft, self-aware way ("Gonna be parasocial for a sec and say that i find it so unexplainably beautiful how ive come full circle..."). Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they struggle with responsibilities and procrastination while wanting to watch many series ("When i wanna get into lifesteal, uu, more state vids, vampire smp, etc etc but then i remember i actually have... eugh... responsibilities"), impulsively re-downloading apps or changing layouts ("Oh screw it all im gonna download gl2 again", "The urge to change my layout is strong... but i also love this layout"), and joking about being "chronically online" ("Im chronically online"). Putting this together—introverted, imaginative, feelings-driven, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you wanna be an MCYT so you can do all the stuff Wifies does, but hear me out: we could speedrun ‘unstable universe rewatch + drawing practice’ dates together and blame all our missed deadlines on flux-level ragebait.
- You took three ‘which Unstable Universe character are you’ quizzes and got Parrot, Planet, and Wifies… so when do I get to be the fourth option in that party, because statistically I think I’m owed at least one emotionally devastating duo arc with you.
- You said you love your fictional men when they’re suffering, but I’m different—I’d like to be your canon event where things actually go right for once. Think less ‘once prince of snow dying in lava’ and more ‘happily farming til the end’ together.
- You downloaded Twitter for wallpapers and ended up chronically online in mcyttwt, retweeting UU spoilers you don’t understand, grinding through projects, and still locking back into Unstable. That level of commitment is terrifyingly attractive—imagine if you invested even half of that into being parasocial over me.
- You keep debating what to call yourself—Dango, Thoma, Lure, whatever—but honestly? You could name yourself ‘Wemmbu’s bank account’ and I’d still be there like: ‘yeah, I’m trying to be financially unstable for you fr.’
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Part-time student, full-time Minecraft + MCYT lore analyst. Once re-downloaded Twitter for wallpapers, now stuck live-commentating every server arc.– @thomallure_
Your signature cocktail
Unstable Universe on the Rocks
This drink starts with matcha vodka – a nod to being chronically online yet studious, listening to lofi to study while deep in MCYT lore like in “It's the way im literally listening to lofi rn to study 💀💀💀”. Blue curaçao colors it like a Minecraft ocean and the endless servers they live in, echoing their bio and tweets such as “You can take the girl out of minecraft but you cant take the minecraft out of the girl”. Lychee soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and a little soft, capturing their excitable fangirl energy in “WIFIES IS THE REASON I STILL WANT TO BE AN MCYT CUZ DAWG I WANNA BE ABLE TO DO ALL THESE THINGS 😭😭😭”. A dash of chili tincture brings the crashout, slightly unhinged kick from lines like “Bro im gonna have my first crashout of 2026 why is my laptop deciding to be laggy NOW ???” and “Flux either has a masters degree in ragebait or he was just born like that.”. Finally, a cotton candy cloud garnish dissolves into the drink like their parasocial, whimsical side, sweet but fleeting, just like when they say “If i ever become a mcyt or any kind of ytber really... i appear in events with my friends, change lives, and leave. Repeat”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They read as a very classic Ravenclaw: intensely curious, reflective, and deeply invested in ideas and stories. Their media consumption is methodical and lore-focused; they talk about catching up on long, complex series like Unstable Universe, Chained Life, and multiple SMPs, even when it conflicts with responsibilities, e.g. “When i wanna get into lifesteal, uu, more state vids, vampire smp, etc etc but then i remember i actually have... eugh... responsibilities” and “Feeling guilty for not being active in the uau server… and i havent catched up on the uu vids anyway 😭😭 i just know its lore thanks to twt and tt”. They’re self-analytical about their online identity and even their own name, debating options like a thought experiment: “Just realised, i dont have a clear indication of what my name is here… Hm. Just dont refer to me at all actually” and “I should give myself a name actually i cant keep referring myself as the dango emoji in my head”. Their fandom engagement is very idea- and meta-driven: they spin detailed headcanons and narrative analysis like “there has always been something poetic about a once prince of snow rising from lava in the midst of a war that was Mostly his fault…” and theorize about character backstory with “Flux's character having a prosthetic arm has got to be one of the best hcs ever i love that sm” followed by an elaborate scenario of how he might have lost it. While they have some Slytherin-esque ambition (wanting to be a creator/MCYT, e.g. “If i ever become a mcyt or any kind of ytber really… i aspire to be like flux in a way that ppl know me despite me literally having 0 uploads”), the dominant pattern is a love of analysis, lore, and creativity over direct action or glory. That balance of introspection, creativity, and obsession with story structure and concepts fits Ravenclaw more convincingly than the other houses.
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Internet Ruined Me - Wilbur Soot
A well-suited song is "Internet Ruined Me" by Wilbur Soot, because it captures being chronically online, emotionally invested in fandoms, and lowkey overwhelmed by it all. They literally admit their terminally-online status in posts like “Closed twitter cuz i was bored only to open it again on reflex bcs i was bored. Im cooked” and “Im chronically online”, which mirrors the song’s self-aware, slightly self-destructive internet attachment. The lyrics about obsession and parasocial feelings fit with their intense attachment to MCYT and series like UU and State, seen in “WIFIES IS THE REASON I STILL WANT TO BE AN MCYT CUZ DAWG I WANNA BE ABLE TO DO ALL THESE THINGS 😭😭😭” and “Gonna be parasocial for a sec and say that i find it so unexplainably beautiful how ive come full circle…”. The song’s mix of humor, self-deprecation, and genuine emotion also matches tweets like “I try not to say 'im gonna kms' bcs i dont want to make it a habit but it's getting harder to do with the crap going on lol”, where they joke through stress. Overall, the track’s vibe of being emotionally shaped (and kind of wrecked) by online life and fandom aligns closely with their Minecraft, MCYT, and Twitter-centered world.
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