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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, this user exhibits a deep sense of insecurity and a desperate need for validation from others, often oscillating between intense loyalty and feelings of abandonment. They express a fragile emotional state, at one point claiming, “Stat cares. Stat wants to stay with me.”, only to later spiral into paranoia and despair by saying, “Stat Hates me just like everyone else.”. This user also mirrors Milhouse's tendency to feel like a “burden” to their friends and relies heavily on niche interests and specific people for a sense of self-worth. Their dramatic declarations and social anxiety make them a perfect match for the chronically overlooked and emotionally turbulent Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
K.S demonstrates strong Introversion (I) through a private bio and a sense of isolation, tweeting “No one wants to hear me talk”. Their focus on emotional patterns and internal symbolism over concrete facts suggests Intuition (N), particularly in how they project meaning onto comfort characters like “Vox makes me happy”. The profile is heavily driven by Feeling (F), as almost every tweet processes intense interpersonal emotions, such as the declaration “I lov e Stat. Stat's the only one whobcarws about me”. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is evident in the spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness writing style and erratic venting, such as the impulsive thought “I lowkey gotta end it all”.

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Passionate about character dynamics and digital storytelling. When I’m not analyzing my favorite series, I’m documenting the evolution of my creative journey.– @thonjerk

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This drink captures the volatile energy of an individual who swings between deep isolation and intense fixation. The bitter charcoal and sour lime represent the overwhelming insecurity seen in “Stat Hates me just like everyone else.” and the dark sentiment that “I lowkey gotta end it all.”. However, the drink is spiked with an artificial sweetness reflecting their hyper-fixations, specifically the belief that “Vox makes me happy” and the manic excitement for “Bradkev Bradkev Bradkev Bradkevvvvvvvvvvv”. It is a strong, experimental concoction for someone who feels “I'm just a burden” to everyone but their own private digital world.

Your Hogwarts House
K.S demonstrates an intense, almost desperate focus on loyalty and the preservation of close interpersonal bonds, which are core Hufflepuff values. They express deep devotion to specific individuals, such as in the tweet “I lov e Stat. Stat's the only one whobcarws about me”, highlighting a worldview centered on reciprocal care and steadfastness. Their emotional distress often stems from the fear of being a “burden” or losing their place within a small circle of friends like “Saint and Berry”. Furthermore, their appreciation for comfort and emotional support is evident in how they value their digital space, noting it has “B een witH m e thru lik e A million Ba d days”. This preoccupation with finding a sense of belonging and maintaining loyalty even amidst perceived neglect aligns most closely with the Hufflepuff house.

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The user @thonjerk exhibits a deep sense of social isolation and low self-esteem, which mirrors the themes of being a burden in Lorde's Liability. They explicitly state, “I'm just a burden”, while fearing that their friends would rather talk to others who share different interests. This emotional volatility is captured in their shifting views on their support system, at one point claiming “Stat's the only one whobcarws about me” before spiraling into the belief that “Stat Hates me just like everyone else”. The song’s focus on the loneliness of one's own company resonates with their bio and the heartbreaking admission that “No one wants to hear me talk”. Ultimately, their tweets reflect a cycle of seeking comfort in fictional characters or single individuals because they feel too “much” for the world to handle.

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