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The user constantly boasts about power, declares cyberwar, and sells shady services, reminiscent of Mr. Burns' ruthless corporate mindset. For example, they tweet 'Today marks a monumental pivot for @SpacialSec. We will no longer dropship office fans. @SpacialSec officially declares cyberwar on all foreign adversaries of the United States' and 'I’m starting @SpacialSec VPN, where we explicitly log everything you do and sell your data to make subscriptions cheaper.' They also make grandiose, violent statements like 'If I was president. I'd bomb the middle east.' and flaunt their self‑proclaimed status as a 'straight buff bearded white man' and 'Supreme Leader', echoing Burns' self‑importance. Their focus on exploiting technology such as AI ransomware and data‑selling aligns with Burns' willingness to use any means for profit.

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The user’s frequent self‑promotion and direct calls to audience, such as "Follow me for more Linux incident response tips #Cyber" and "hey im nc, the CEO and founder of @SpacialSec", reveal an extraverted style. Their focus on speculative, future‑oriented ideas – e.g., "THE TIMELINE HAS ACCELERATED" and the project description "buy bankrupted AI b2b startup > setup VPN > sell VPN access" – shows a dominant intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by logical, technical reasoning, illustrated by advice like "Most gigachad way to nuke all webshells off a compromised server: uninstall PHP" and the promise "If you buy our product we will block these hashes for you so you dont have to threat hunt it" (thinking). The chaotic mix of memes, spontaneous humor ("I am a transexual", "If I was president. I'd bomb the middle east.") and rapid topic shifts indicate a perceiving (P) rather than a strictly organized approach.

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Founder @SpacialSec • Cybersec mischief-maker • AI ransomware researcher • Catgirl fan • Built my first C2 over coffee ☕– @thoughtfault

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The "Bedrock Breach" mixes darkness, heat, and a hint of feline mischief to mirror nc's chaotic cyber-hacker persona. Black vodka nods to the tweet "opsec like bedrock" and the constant need for stealth. Habanero tequila reflects the "Most gigachad way to nuke all webshells off a compromised server: uninstall PHP" moment, delivering a nuclear kick. Coffee liqueur pays homage to the LLM-driven PromptStealer tweets, fueling the brain-power of a hacker. Blue curaçao and catnip syrup capture the love of catgirls and neon cyber-punk aesthetics, echoing the line "I am a straight buff bearded white man irl, but I do love me catgirls".

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The tweets repeatedly show a drive for power, wealth, and strategic manipulation, which are core Slytherin traits. For example, they brag about 'Hello venture capitalists, you should give funding to @SpacialSec… get 10m > gamble it on PolyMarket' and 'If I was president. I'd bomb the middle east.' They also promote a VPN that 'explicitly log everything you do and sell your data' and declare 'cyberwar on all foreign adversaries', displaying cunning and ambition. Their self‑identification as 'Supreme Leader @SpacialSec' and the willingness to 'never kill yourself, become an international arms trafficker before that' further underline a Slytherin mindset. These statements collectively point to an ambitious, resourceful, and self‑serving personality characteristic of Slytherin.

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The user proclaims themselves as "Supreme Leader @SpacialSec", a self‑appointed authority that loves flaunting controversial, “bad‑guy” behavior like the tweet "Most gigachad way to nuke all webshells off a compromised server: uninstall PHP". Their shock‑value posts such as "Pornhub 2025 wrapped: You watched for 15,736 minutes …" and the tongue‑in‑cheek "5 lies and a truth" echo the song’s theme of a mischievous, deceptive persona. The line "If I was president. I'd bomb the middle east." shows an anti‑establishment, provocative stance that matches the bragging attitude of Billie Eilish’s "Bad Guy" chorus "I'm the bad guy, duh". The chorus’s claim "I’m the bad guy" aligns with the user’s self‑identification as a hacker who enjoys being the villain. Overall, the mix of bold self‑promotion, deceptive jokes, and unapologetic edginess fits the tone of "Bad Guy".

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