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Your Simpsons character
This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly cracking edgy jokes while still clearly passionate about their interests. Their timeline is full of unfiltered horny and gross-out humor, like “Has anybody ever thought about how fucking nasty his farts would smell” and “I wanna suck capitanos tiddies send tweet”, which matches Bart’s juvenile, boundary-pushing sense of comedy. They also love stirring the pot with blunt opinions such as “This is going to sound mean but they just got rid of everything that made neuvillette unique in his skin” and “keep those stantwt reject columbina pfp fatui newgens away from me”, echoing Bart’s instinct to roast and rebel. At the same time, there’s clear enthusiasm and emotional investment in their favorite characters, like the dramatic devotion in “To celebrate the one year anniversary of capitano sitting down my dog destroyed my figurine while i was away” and “I already have tweets loaded for when he dies for the record”, similar to Bart’s obsessive fandoms and over-the-top reactions. Overall, they come across as a witty, slightly feral teenager online, which aligns far more with Bart than with the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they actively seek interaction and attention with posts like “pretend the replies are Capitano’s search history” and engagement-bait such as “reply for a color to post your fav characters! I got yellow”, plus they share personal lore like “My lore drops: →Parents forgot me in a foreign country… →Art was displayed in state offices”, suggesting comfort broadcasting themselves. Their focus is clearly Intuition: they obsess over fictional lore, symbolism, and hypothetical dynamics, e.g. “If you really think about it Albedo is actually furinas uncle” and meta takes on fandom like “Suddenly the leakers know everything about character rarity and kits now that the animated pv is out”, which shows pattern-spotting and abstract thinking more than concrete detail. They tilt Thinking over Feeling: they’re blunt, sardonic, and often critical, as in “This is going to sound mean but they just got rid of everything that made neuvillette unique in his skin” and “Confession time: I dont feel anything when looking at her”, prioritizing candid evaluations over harmony. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and full of sudden horny or unfiltered jokes like “I wanna suck capitanos tiddies send tweet” and “Has anybody ever thought about how fucking nasty his farts would smell”, and they even joke about not sleeping in “chat i havent slept in like 2 days”, all of which fits spontaneous, improvisational ENTP energy rather than structured J behavior.

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19 • Harbinger enthusiast & Genshin lore goblin. Once had art in state offices and a Capitano figure destroyed by my dog in the same year.– @thrainkisser

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Overproof dark rum stands in for their unhinged, thirsty devotion to Capitano, from “I wanna suck capitanos tiddies send tweet” to “please remember to goon to capitano even in the nod krai era”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a deep, dramatic sweetness for their love of gloomy, powerful characters like the Harbingers in “Personal harbinger ratings!! 1. Capitano 2. Dottore 3. Columbina...”. The espresso shot is their sleep-deprived braincell powering all this posting, as confessed in “chat i havent slept in like 2 days” and “sometimes i remember that capitano hadn’t slept in all that time and i get a little sad”. Cherry soda makes it fizzy, loud, and a little juvenile in the best way, echoing their chaotic stan energy in “CAPITANOS BACK???” and delighted yelling like “BEIDOU WON”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt captures their slightly feral, horny-crass humor from “Has anybody ever thought about how fucking nasty his farts would smell” and shameless thirst such as “I want a glass of his milk”, giving the drink a teasingly dirty edge.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by intense fixation on favorites, competitiveness, and a willingness to be abrasive rather than agreeable, all very Slytherin-coded. They openly embrace horny, shameless posting like “I wanna suck capitanos tiddies send tweet” and “I want a glass of his milk”, showing zero interest in tempering themselves to fit in. They relish picking fights or drawing lines, e.g. “keep those stantwt reject columbina pfp fatui newgens away from me” and “nobody invited you bro”, which highlights a sharp us-vs-them mentality and strong sense of in-group protection. There’s also a calculating, long-game streak in posts like “I already have tweets loaded for when he dies for the record”, which implies premeditation and strategic planning for maximum impact. Even when discussing discourse or controversial topics, such as “Wilbur admitted to biting, Not to the abuse, 🫶 Plus, Bitting isn’t even the worst people can do. (Holocaust.) and much worse.”, they show a blunt, confrontational approach rather than diplomatic smoothing-over. Taken together, this paints someone ambitious about their online persona, fiercely protective of their tastes, and unafraid to be cutting or polarizing, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin.

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A song that best fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of dark humor, rebellious energy, and morbid playfulness. Their timeline swings from unhinged horny jokes like “I wanna suck capitanos tiddies send tweet” and “I want a glass of his milk” to strangely earnest attachment to fictional war criminals and freaks, such as “Personal harbinger ratings!! 1. Capitano 2. Dottore…” and “Varka has to be the freakiest genshin character the way he gagged all of us”. The song’s theme of chaotic, slightly aggressive youth fits how they talk about fandom and drama, like “keep those stantwt reject columbina pfp fatui newgens away from me” and “nobody invited you bro”. At the same time, there’s a self-aware, theatrical edge in posts such as “please remember to goon to capitano even in the nod krai era” and “I already have tweets loaded for when he dies for the record”, echoing the song’s dramatic exaggeration of teenage intensity. Their mix of fixation on fictional characters, dark jokes, and unapologetic attitude toward being ‘too much’ makes Teenagers a fitting soundtrack.

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