ThrasherPolicy
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Repeatedly declares a need for national rebirth and revitalizing founding principles
- Visionary: Proposes autonomous naval fleets, automated dockyards, and futuristic submarine‑aircraft carriers
- Historian: Cites FDR, Reagan, HUAC, Cold War events, and other historical references to frame arguments
- Strategic: Analyzes geopolitical threats and offers policy ideas such as progressive tax reforms and defense projects
- Engaging: Frequently uses quoted tweets and direct calls to audience, fostering interaction
Weaknesses:
- Incoherent: Tweets often ramble without clear structure, e.g., the long 'Threat™️' post
- Extremist: Uses violent rhetoric like 'single surgical strike could remove a dictator'
- Misinformative: Claims a 100% tax rate for incomes over $1 B, which is factually inaccurate
- Profane: Frequent profanity such as 'fuck', 'cunts', and other slurs throughout tweets
- Inconsistent: Mixes left‑leaning social‑democratic ideas with 'America First' and paternalistic conservatism
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the progressive, policy‑savvy voice of the show, matching the user’s left‑leaning, anti‑conservative stance. The user’s tweet 'The largest middle class ever was achieved between FDR and Jimmy Carter… Ronald Reagan decided that an educated populace with a robust welfare state was a threat' mirrors Lisa’s criticism of right‑wing policies. Their posts about 'Keynesian thought means taxing higher during the good times…' and 'Progressive tax rates really go over their heads…' echo Lisa’s economic activism. The rant 'I love the hypocrisy of conservatives. They were always railing against “big brother” but now they’re clamoring for it' reflects Lisa’s frequent critiques of conservative double‑standards. Finally, the defense of the filibuster as 'the only thing protecting Americans from the unmitigated wrath of a majority of one' shows the same principled, idealistic defense of democratic institutions that Lisa often champions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The account displays extraverted behavior, constantly broadcasting to a broad audience with statements like 'America first is some bullshit propaganda… Also fuck ford, JEEP is the car for America.' Its language is highly intuitive, focusing on abstract visions such as 'This is the type of stuff I believe this nation needs, a national rebirth a revitalization of the founding principles of America.' Decision-making appears thinking‑oriented, using logical arguments like 'Progressive tax rates really go over their heads… $>1B = 100% tax rate' while also delivering cold critiques. Finally, the user shows a judging style, outlining concrete plans such as 'If you want naval supremacy and to rule the waves. It’s time to automate some frigates, build hardier destroyers and lay groundwork for the first Roosevelt Class submarine aircraft carrier.'
Some pickup lines for you
- If we built an autonomous fleet together, I’d let the AI steer us straight into each other’s hearts—no Russian or Chinese meddling required.
- Your call for a national rebirth inspires my own love manifesto: reviving the founding principles of a Better America, with you as my co‑founder.
- I may not be a Jeep, but I’m ready to take you off the political highway and into the rugged, adventure‑filled terrain of progressive love.
- Like a progressive tax, I’m prepared to invest 100 % of my affection in you while still saving enough to build a home for the next generation.
- I’d filibuster any excuse not to ask you out—because a love that can survive a Senate showdown is worth fighting for.
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Your new Twitter bio
Social-democratic policy nerd, anti-fascist, dreaming of autonomous naval fleets. Ex-garage tinkerer of drone subs. (Priv: @_BlondBear_)– @ThrasherPolicy
Your signature cocktail
Pax Thrasherica Punch
The cocktail's base bourbon nods to the "founding principles of America" the user constantly references, as in the tweet "This is the type of stuff I believe this nation needs, a national rebirth a revitalization of the founding principles of America." The splash of blood orange juice gives a vivid red hue echoing the user's call for "national rebirth" and their critique that "America first is some bullshit propaganda…" The blue curaçao adds a bright blue note that mirrors the user's pride in progressive, left‑leaning ideals, like the tweet "The America I believe in is one of Social Democratic values both domestically and abroad! Social Democratic Party of America! SDPA." The smoked rosemary sprig and a dash of Angostura bitters provide a smoky, bitter finish representing the user's militaristic fascination, "The Threat™️ is a triple threat a trident…" and their bitter critique of conservatives, "I love the hypocrisy of conservatives." The overall effect is a bold, complex mix that embodies the user's vision of a national rebirth, blending patriotism, progressive activism, and a sharp edge of political conflict.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets repeatedly push a grand vision to reshape America, showing clear ambition for new political structures, e.g., 'The America I believe in is one of Social Democratic values both domestically and abroad! Social Democratic Party of America! SDPA.' They also plot strategic actions against opponents, as seen in 'Current top 10 list of who Kash Patel needs to arrest: 1. Donald J. Trump ... Who did I miss?' and propose repurposing powerful institutions, 'We need to recreate the HUAC but this time turn it against the fascists and the ultranationalists.' This focus on power, resourcefulness, and ambitious reform aligns with Slytherin values of ambition and cunning.
Your movie
Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user’s angry, anti‑authoritarian ranting – e.g., 'Tyrants! Warmongers! Despots and despoilers! The Trump administration seeks to conquer the foundations of OUR republic!' – mirrors the protest fury of Rage Against the Machine’s 'Killing in the Name'. Their repeated condemnation of far‑right forces, as in 'The Threat™️ is a triple threat… the far right… tenderize the west,' aligns with the song’s defiant chorus 'fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.' The user also denounces oppression – 'They hate gays. They hate diversity… They hate America' – echoing the track’s call to resist oppressive power. Their vision of a 'national rebirth' and a need for radical change fits the song’s message of overthrowing the status quo. Overall, the raw aggression, political critique, and call to fight the powers that be make 'Killing in the Name' the perfect soundtrack.
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