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Moe Szyslak is the perpetually down‑and‑out bartender who struggles with depression, loneliness and self‑destructive habits, mirroring @thrwitup’s frequent expressions of hopelessness and self‑harm. The user repeatedly says, "i’m experiencing kidney failure all over again" and "my stomach hurts so fucking bad," reflecting the health issues a heavy‑drinking bartender like Moe often faces. Their suicidal thoughts are evident in tweets such as "i could honestly die right now but i’m too lazy or just too tired to even get up and attempt to end my shit," a sentiment Moe has voiced in several episodes. The repeated feelings of isolation, e.g., "i think nobody wants to be friends with me because i’m so fucking weird and also give off the vibe that i don’t want friends either," align with Moe’s reputation as the lonely, misunderstood bar owner. Finally, the user’s kleptomaniac hashtags ("#kleptotwt") echo Moe’s occasional petty theft and shady dealings, reinforcing the match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets focus on personal, sensory experiences such as 'my stomach hurts so fucking bad' and 'lax + period cramps', showing a strong Sensing preference. They repeatedly express deep personal feelings and self‑critical thoughts like 'i’m so weird and also give off the vibe that i don’t want friends either' and 'am i useless and annoying?', indicating a Feeling orientation. Their communication is introverted, as they talk about isolation and rarely engage others, for example 'who fucking CARESSS' and 'i’m experiencing kidney failure all over again' are self‑directed. The posting style is impulsive and unstructured ('just upload every thought to here', 'i could honestly die right now but i’m too lazy'), reflecting a Perceiving lifestyle. These patterns best match an ISFP personality type.

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Film diary keeper, meme curator, DIY crafter. Once turned a broken LEGO set into a surprise sculpture. #KleptoTWT– @thrwitup

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The Klepto's Cut is a dark, bitter, sour cocktail that mirrors the chaotic and self‑destructive vibe of @thrwitup. A base of vodka provides a numb, blank canvas that echoes the tweet 'just shoot me' and the desire to feel nothing. Grenadine adds a deep red hue reminiscent of the tweet 'blood loss and low iron make a crazy combination' and the user’s frequent references to cuts and blood. Fresh lemon juice brings a sharp, acidic punch that recalls 'my stomach hurts so fucking bad' and the constant feeling of nausea and purging. The bitter Campari and a dash of absinthe add a harsh, hallucinatory bitterness reflecting 'i’m experiencing kidney failure all over again' and the sense of being 'i think nobody wants to be friends with me because i’m so fucking weird', while the name itself nods to the user's confession 'also uh stole these' and the hashtag '#kleptotwt'.

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The user repeatedly shares raw, painful thoughts and self‑harm, which takes a kind of bravery to expose such vulnerability publicly, e.g., "i’m experiencing kidney failure all over again" and "i can’t wait till new years so i can kms LOLS!!!". They also issue warnings to others, like "be aware. some people are not how they seem..", showing a willingness to protect others despite personal turmoil. This willingness to confront fear and share difficult experiences aligns with Gryffindor’s core value of courage. While the timeline includes self‑destructive behavior, the dominant theme is confronting darkness head‑on, a hallmark of Gryffindor bravery.

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The song 'Numb' by Linkin Park resonates with the feelings and experiences expressed by @thrwitup. The lyrics deal with themes of isolation, inadequacy, and struggles with self-identity, which align with tweets like 'am i useless and annoying? probably i dunno goodnight' and 'i’ve planned my suicide notes and now just have to write them out, idk.' These snippets reveal a deep sense of despair and emotional pain, akin to the haunting narrative of feeling overwhelmed and lost found in 'Numb.' Furthermore, tweets like 'i’m consumed by jealousy' and 'my stomach hurts so fucking bad' also echo the internal conflict and suffering depicted in the song.

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