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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Percy is a highly intelligent, socially conscious advocate who frequently critiques systemic injustices, such as when they noted “walmart just called the police to escort a homeless guy... someone got scared because a black man was talking to himself... fuck you guys”. They share Lisa's artistic soul and deep connection to music, often referencing specific bands or redrawing album covers, while also navigating a sense of isolation and burnout. Despite facing immense personal hardships, including health struggles and housing instability, Percy remains outspoken about ethics and accessibility, insisting that people should “tag flashing lights for others' sakes” because it takes so little effort. Their weary but resilient outlook mirrors Lisa’s role as the moral compass in a world they often find irrational and frustrating.

Your MBTI personality Type
Percy demonstrates Introversion through their focus on internal struggles, solo walks, and solitary hobbies like gaming and drawing, stating, “i cant draw too nervous and depressed”. Their Intuitive side is shown through a preference for abstract OCs, symbolic meaning in media like Disventure Camp, and questioning beauty standards: “i don't care about any beauty standards, my thoughts on beauty are exactly this...”. As a Feeling type, they are deeply guided by personal values and emotional authenticity, reacting strongly to perceived injustices: “someone got scared because a black man was talking to himself... fuck you guys”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous lifestyle, self-described insomnia, and tendency to “go with the flow” regarding movie interests and life updates.

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Afro-Italian artist & SOAD fan. I once got a surprise root beer float from a stranger at Walmart. Navigating life’s hurdles with creativity and my husband.– @thwimbooo

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail is a tribute to Percy’s resilience and eclectic tastes, mixing heavy influences with a sharp, bitter edge. The Brandy and Espresso base mirrors their energy as a “soad liker” who is perpetually “fucking hate insomnia” levels of tired. The blue float represents the freezing walks for Subway where “my lips and my fingers are blue”, while the arancini garnish honors their 'Afro Italian' heritage. Finally, it must be served with a straw because they're “tired of spilling my drink bc my hands don't work well”.

Your Hogwarts House
Percy demonstrates the classic Gryffindor trait of reckless bravery and standing up for the vulnerable, even when facing personal hardship, as seen when they called out a retail giant: “walmart just called the police to escort a homeless guy... fuck you guys”. Their sense of justice is often paired with an impulsive, fiery temperament, particularly regarding politics: “i'm so tired of irrational people on this website kissing this fat fuck's pedophile feet”. Despite suffering from chronic illness and being “terminally ill”, they possess a resilient spirit, frequently pushing their physical limits by “walking nearly 5 miles” despite resulting pain. This combination of nerve, chivalry toward the marginalized, and a blunt, confrontational style of communication firmly places them in the house of the lion.

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As a self-described “soad liker” who frequently wears a Toxicity shirt, Percy embodies the chaotic, angst-ridden energy of this nu-metal classic. The song’s shift between frantic aggression and melodic vulnerability mirrors their experience navigating “chronic fatigue” and the stress of “getting kicked onto the streets”. Lyrics regarding self-righteous suicide and trust resonate with Percy's sharp social critiques, such as when they call out those “happy and complacent with terrorism”. Ultimately, the song’s themes of mortality and feeling forsaken capture the spirit of someone who identifies as “terminally ill” while maintaining a defiant, vocal online presence.

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