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Your Simpsons character
jp embodies the rebellious and competitive spirit of Bart Simpson, frequently showing a vocal frustration with authority figures and establishment systems. He openly mocks local leadership, specifically targeting a school official named Gary, by stating that “Gary thinks different” and “Smh Gary🙄🙄🙄”. Much like Bart’s obsession with video games and mischief, the user spends significant time playing Madden and NBA 2K, often lashing out when things go wrong by tweeting “THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS... I QUIT”. He even explicitly identifies with the character's mischievous side, posting “Bart is the #🔌” and sharing his own school-related antics through the hashtag #onlyatsouth.

Your MBTI personality Type
jp displays the Extroversion and Sensing of an ESTP through his high-energy engagement with live sporting events and a focus on immediate, concrete experiences like “I just slapped the fuck out my cousin and took his @ToasterStrudel”. His Thinking preference is evident in his blunt, critical assessments of game mechanics and officiating, such as when he calls a result “Highway robbery” or demands developers “fix your game”. As a Perceiving type, he is highly reactive to real-time developments, frequently tweeting spontaneous reactions to UFC fights and NFL games, exemplified by his outburst: “WTF MAC WAS SUPPOSED TO DEVELOP NOW HES GETTING RUSHED”. Overall, his profile reflects a person who lives in the moment, values competitive action, and communicates with straightforward, unfiltered logic.

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MA native & long-suffering Madden tactician. Catch me arguing UFC scorecards, scouting the next 2K glitch, or still mourning Mookie. I don't miss, unlike my Mac.– @ThyNotoriousJPG

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This cocktail captures the fiery spirit of a Massachusetts local who isn't afraid to stir the pot, much like when he “slapped the fuck out my cousin and took his @ToasterStrudel”. The base honors his roots and his shoutout to #Patriots, while the heat reflects his intense passion for UFC and his tendency to call out “Highway robbery” in judging. The blue float pays homage to his “#GoBlue” pride, balanced by salty bitters for those moments when “THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS”. It’s a bold, experimental drink perfect for a gamer who spent his high school years documenting life with #onlyatsouth tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
JP frequently displays Gryffindor-like boldness and a confrontational nature, often calling out major entities like EA Sports for perceived injustices, such as when he tweeted, “Thanks for ruining my morning!” or labeled a game “trash”. His passionate defense of his convictions is evident in his sports takes, where he isn't afraid to go against the grain, declaring a decision “Highway robbery” or criticizing coaching moves with a blunt “Nah what you gotta do is ride the bench”. This fiery impulsiveness and tendency to stand up for what he believes is fair align perfectly with the house of the brave, especially when he rallies others to “not buy the resale boxes” to fight back against market manipulation.

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This song reflects JP’s unapologetic and vocal personality, especially his tendency to call out perceived flaws in sports and gaming. He frequently voices his frustration with developers, such as when he stated “Game is so bad, online unplayable... #Madden22 is 🗑 if you play online” and “THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS... I QUIT” regarding NBA 2K. Much like the song's theme of staying true to oneself despite external noise, JP is a dedicated fan of the Patriots and UFC who isn't afraid to criticize officiating, once tweeting “Never let the judge that scored it 30 27 Tuivasa judge anything for the rest of time”. His direct nature and deep-rooted interests in competitive culture make this gritty anthem a perfect match for his digital persona.

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