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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curious: Her persistent hunt for obscure music — 'Found 7 SONGS so far' and 'Why are all myspace artists Lostmedia' — shows a genuine appetite for discovery.
- Emotionally honest: She posts raw reactions like 'I'm gonna cry' and 'I wanna see die ,my love ...', demonstrating openness about her feelings.
- Cultured: References to John Cale, Neutral Milk Hotel and 'rereading catcher in the rye' show broad literary and musical tastes.
- Loyal fan: Her sustained, loud support for a show and contestants — 'I am rooting for you Alan Carr!' — proves dedicated fandom energy.
- Self-aware: She recognizes habits and flaws — 'I take strawberry mints like i'm a pill addict' and 'I really am a loser' after a 9-hour game run — and jokes about them.
Weaknesses:
- Melancholic streak: Lines like 'I wanna see die ,my love ...' and 'For the first time 20 minutes of my bus ride my mobile data didnmt work I literally almost killed myself' show dark, dramatic lows that can worry others.
- Overinvests emotionally: Becoming emotionally distraught over TV results — multiple '#CelebrityTraitors' tweets — indicates a tendency to invest heavily in pop-culture outcomes.
- Prone to procrastination: She admits needing to 'start revising for mocks' and learning higher maths by herself after being in a foundation class, showing delays in tackling academic work.
- Sensitive to phoniness: Dismissal of generational emoji use — 'Our generation is so fake' — and irritation at contrarianism show low tolerance for perceived inauthentic behaviour, which can make social interactions tense.
- Socially shy: She notes not speaking in class for months — 'that was the first time I've spoken out loud since like. october' — indicating introversion that can limit connection.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is a natural match — bookish, musical, socially frustrated and idealistic — just like Evan who rereads classic literature, champions quality music, and gets exasperated at superficial trends ('Our generation is so fake'). Lisa's mix of intellect and emotional intensity mirrors Evan's tweets about studying for mocks, loving indie bands, and being painfully invested in media outcomes such as '#CelebrityTraitors'.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted (I): she notes not speaking in class for months — 'that was the first time I've spoken out loud since like. october' — and frequently posts introspective observations. Intuitive (N): she chases mood, symbolism and obscure music ('Why are all myspace artists Lostmedia', 'I had a really good vision for a neutral milk hotel tshirt') rather than concrete small talk. Feeling (F): her feed is emotionally driven — 'I'm gonna cry', 'I wanna see die ,my love ...' — showing values-led responses. Perceiving (P): she flits between fandoms, music hunts and spontaneous sentiments ('I have been getting really into pop lately', 'Its kind of embarrassing im getting into my old interests again'), preferring flexibility over rigid planning. Together, these traits suit INFP: idealistic, creative, emotionally honest and attracted to niche culture.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'Are you a lost MySpace artist? Because I would spend all night soul-searching just to find you.'
- 'If you were a book I'd reread you on the bus—'I was rereading catcher in the rye'—and still cry at the same page.'
- 'You must be my 5x5 because every time I list you I feel accomplished and slightly obsessed.'
- 'Call me Celia, because I’ll hold your place at the round table and cheer for you on #CelebrityTraitors.'
- 'If kisses were rare songs, I’d be your archivist — trust me, I found 'Found 7 SONGS so far' and I’m not stopping now.'
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • she ⚢ | Twee reader, indie music hoarder & lost-MySpace detective | Catcher in the Rye stan — books, buses & late-night binges | Fandoms, feelings, and finding rare songs– @tigermilks
Your signature cocktail
Catcher's Mint
The 'Catcher's Mint' mixes literary nostalgia and twee sweetness — strawberry mints ('I take strawberry mints like i'm a pill addict') meet delicate elderflower for an indie-pop floral note the way Evan blends pop enthusiasm and literary obsessions ('rereading catcher in the rye', 'I have been getting really into pop lately'). Sparkling water keeps it light for long listening sessions on the bus ('i love public transport'), and a lemon twist adds a bittersweet edge that matches her emotional honesty.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Evan leans Ravenclaw for curiosity, love of literature, and a taste for obscure knowledge: she writes 'I was rereading catcher in the rye' and obsessively tracks lost music ('Why are all myspace artists Lostmedia'). Her joy in niche cultural references and desire to learn higher maths on her own ('Finally got into higher set Maths but now I need to learn higher topics by myself') match Ravenclaw values of intellect and independent study. She values authenticity in taste and aesthetic, which Ravenclaws often prize in their own eccentric way.
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Your song
There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
The Smiths' melancholic romanticism and indie aura match Evan's bittersweet teen sensibility and literary leanings — she mentions rereading classic novels and being moved by music ('It feels good as fuck to listen to them when you’re 16'). The song's longing, hyperbolic teen emotion and wistful romanticism pair well with lines like 'I wanna see die ,my love ...' and her devotion to niche, emotionally resonant bands.
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