Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows acute awareness of own patterns and flaws, like recognizing turning into a “robozinho” under stress in “é só as coisas apertarem q eu viro um robozinho sem sentimentos…” and admitting over-planning their semester in “n sei nem pq eu perco meu tempo montando minha grade 4 meses antes…”.
- Hardworking: Demonstrates strong work ethic with gym, dance, and studies, like doing 30 workouts by mid-January in “queria mais amigos de gym rats, to no dia 15 de janeiro com 30 treinos…” and planning to read and summarize over 4,000 pages in “ainda pensando em como ler e fichar 4.175 páginas…”.
- Caring: Shows affection and responsibility toward family and friends, like feeling bad about forgetting tarot for their grandmother in “bachan pediu pra eu tirar tarot e eu deixei em brasilia 😭 decepcionei a veia” and loving to give gifts in “amo dar presentes pros meus amigos queria ter mais amigos pra presentear…”.
- Resilient: Despite repeated distress, keeps moving, training, and planning life, like continuing to train even with body image struggles in “odeio me sentir gordo” and pushing through multiple moves since 2016 in “eu n aguento mais me mudar pqp desde 2016 eu n tenho paz”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and jokes even in stressful contexts, like describing themselves as a profile of “cigarro academia japones dança problemas de família me odeio quero me matar” in “meu perfil é tp: cigarro academia japones dança problemas de família me odeio quero me matar” and mocking their nicotine dependence in “o pré treino de hj foi tabaco”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Expresses strong hatred toward themselves, like saying they feel useless if they rest in “sou fisicamente incapaz de descansar mesmo quase capotando de cansaço pq me sinto um inútil” and summarizing their profile as “me odeio quero me matar” in “meu perfil é tp: cigarro academia japones dança problemas de família me odeio quero me matar”.
- Suicidal_ideation: Frequently talks about wanting to die or kill themselves, like stating they want to die over small triggers in “eu sou mto fracote mesmo qualquer coisinha ja quero me matar” and fantasizing about shooting themselves in “kk eu meio q queria q armas fossem legalizadas so pra eu poder dar um tiro na minha cabeça agorinha”.
- Body_dissatisfaction: Shows intense discomfort with body, especially chest and weight, like wanting clandestine surgery in “alguém me leva numa clínica clandestina pra eu arrancar meus peitos fora?” and saying they hate feeling fat in “odeio me sentir gordo”.
- Nicotine_dependence: Acknowledges strong dependence on nicotine, like needing to hide from parents to smoke and saying they want to die if they do not smoke daily in “ta meio humilhante ter q real oficial dar um sumido nos meus pais pra poder fumar pq se eu n fumo todo dia fico com vontade de morrer… minha dependência em nicotina nunca esteve pior” and using tobacco as pre-workout in “o pré treino de hj foi tabaco”.
- Perfectionism: Feels worthless when not performing and calls themselves mediocre, like wanting to be genuinely good instead of mediocre at everything in “um sonho: ser genuinamente bom em algo e n mediocre em tudo q se propoe a fazer” and being unable to rest due to feeling useless in “sou fisicamente incapaz de descansar mesmo quase capotando de cansaço pq me sinto um inútil”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up queer, burned out, and very online. Like Lisa, they’re intellectual and self-critical, juggling studies and overwork: they talk about reading thousands of pages before classes and feeling "fisicamente incapaz de descansar" while calling themselves "um inútil" in “sou fisicamente incapaz de descansar mesmo quase capotando de cansaço pq me sinto um inútil”. There’s also Lisa’s intensity and existential angst showing up in their suicidal ideation and dark humor, as in “kk eu meio q queria q armas fossem legalizadas so pra eu poder dar um tiro na minha cabeça agorinha” and “odeio me sentir assim pq a única solução é eu me matar imediatamente”. Their engagement with learning (Japanese, tarot, dance, gym) while feeling mediocre in everything echoes Lisa’s perfectionism and chronic dissatisfaction: “um sonho: ser genuinamente bom em algo e n mediocre em tudo q se propoe a fazer”. Finally, the sense of being out of place in family and society, facing xenophobia and queerphobia—“se eu ganhasse uma moeda a cada vez q alguem fosse racista e xenofobico comigo” and “meu perfil é tp: cigarro academia japones dança problemas de família me odeio quero me matar”—matches Lisa’s feeling of being too different and too aware for her environment, just in a much harsher, more adult context.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: despite liking people, their focus is on their internal state and a small circle, not on broad socializing or attention. They often describe being exhausted, withdrawn or stuck in their head, like in “é só as coisas apertarem q eu viro um robozinho sem sentimentos, apenas noções basicas de convivência em sociedade e dores no corpo (e uma mascara social muito bem treinada)” and “meu perfil é tp: cigarro academia japones dança problemas de família me odeio quero me matar”, which is very inward-focused. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: although they mention concrete things (gym, smoking, studying), their tweets constantly generalize into big-picture self-concepts and meanings, like “um sonho: ser genuinamente bom em algo e n mediocre em tudo q se propoe a fazer” and “acho q vc só é verdadeiramente performático quando vc n encontra NINGUÉM tp NINGUÉM MESMO pra falar sobre algo q vc curte”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented: their judgments come from emotions, self-worth and relationships rather than detached logic, as in “sou fisicamente incapaz de descansar mesmo quase capotando de cansaço pq me sinto um inútil” and the way they’re hurt by misgendering and their legal name in “ter q ficar mais 6 meses no MÍNIMO com essa merda de nome… se eu escutar alguém me chamando assim leva porrada”. They also show lots of empathy and value for connection, wanting more friends to gift in “amo dar presentes pros meus amigos queria ter mais amigos pra presentear”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their life feels improvisational and chaotic, they procrastinate and change plans, like “n sei nem pq eu perco meu tempo montando minha grade 4 meses antes de sair o semestre pq muda tudo e eu só tomo no cu n sei mais oq fazer da vida” and “genuinamente pensando em madrugar amanha pra arrumar todo meu quarto… (ir fazer tatuagem)”, showing flexible, last-minute behavior rather than strict structure. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, value-driven, idealistic yet disorganized—this fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your profile said: cigarro, academia, japonês, dança, family drama and ‘me odeio quero me matar’. Lucky for me I’m fluent in at least four of those and currently accepting one (1) emotionally chaotic gym rat to obsess over.
- You said you can cosplay like 90% of generic anime guys without even trying—so… when are we doing the enemies-to-lovers arc where you run away to Japan, ‘fraud’ your death, study japonês e eu viro o personagem que te leva pra comer atum importado?
- Every time you talk about wanting to rip your chest off or hide it under a top, my brain goes: ‘ok, but imagine hyping their gender e performance em TODO ensaio, bater palma a cada flexão, e ser a pessoa que olha e pensa: yeah, that’s exactly how they’re supposed to look.’
- You: ‘meu perfil é tipo cigarro academia japonês dança problemas de família’. Me: ‘perfeito, só faltava um (1) date caótico onde a gente fuma escondido dos seus pais, malha braço, reclama da UNB e termina vendo sua bachan dormir ouvindo história ruim de IA.’
- If you’re really ‘mediocre em tudo’, explica então como você meteu 25 flexões, ensaia, carrega 600 livros em mudança desde 2016, cuida de dichan e bachan, presenteia amigos e ainda arranja tempo pra odiar o Neymar em 2026—because from here that looks suspiciously like main character material I’d like to flirt with.
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Gym, cigarettes, Japanese flashcards & too many books. Once mixed matcha with sake ‘for science’ and still made it to ballet rehearsal on time.– @tikiryweed
Your signature cocktail
Hyperfocus Death Drive Highball
Umeshu stands in for their habit of downing “umas 10 doses de umeshu” before lifting, capturing the messy self-indulgence of “indo repetir erros do passado (malhar dps de beber umas 10 doses de umeshu*)”. Strong matcha tea nods to their Japan-obsession and escapist fantasy in “passar 3 anos estudando japones sem parar, ir pra la e viver minha vida”, while also fueling the manic productivity of “ainda pensando em como ler e fichar 4.175 páginas”. Smoked salt represents nicotine and self-sabotage—salty, harsh, and addictive like “se eu n fumo todo dia fico com vontade de morrer… minha dependência em nicotina nunca esteve pior”. Zero-sugar cola riffs on their gas-station pastel craving in “queria tanto esse pastel de posto de gasolina duvidoso com uma coca zero”, adding trashy comfort to all the chaos. A dash of chile bitters captures their dark humor and suicidal ideation in “kk eu meio q queria q armas fossem legalizadas so pra eu poder dar um tiro na minha cabeça agorinha” and the raw honesty of “meu perfil é tp: cigarro academia japones dança problemas de família me odeio quero me matar”, making the drink sharp, dramatic, and weirdly addictive—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong intellectual and learning focus that points to Ravenclaw. They obsess over studying and academic planning, like when they talk about needing to “read and summarize 4,175 pages” while juggling other interests such as gym and dance, in “ainda pensando em como ler e fichar 4.175 páginas até o começo das aulas da unb sendo q meu cérebro ta com hiperfoco em malhar braço” and “n sei nem pq eu perco meu tempo montando minha grade 4 meses antes de sair o semestre pq muda tudo”. There’s also a clear fascination with languages and writing systems, as in “eu acho q todo mundo q sabe falar/escrever em uma lingua q usa ideogramas tem lugar garantido no céu” and their fantasy of disappearing for years just to study Japanese, in “passar 3 anos estudando japones sem parar, ir pra la e viver minha vida”. Their self-description as someone who overthinks and analyzes themselves—“meu perfil é tp: cigarro academia japones dança problemas de família me odeio quero me matar”—shows introspective, analytical tendencies more than impulsive heroics or pure ambition. While there are hints of Slytherin-style escape plans and Gryffindor-style boldness, the most consistent throughline is an intellectually driven, hyper-self-aware personality obsessed with learning, structure, and cognition, which fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that best fits them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of dark humor, intrusive thoughts, and exhausted self‑loathing. They openly flirt with suicidal ideation and how oddly practical it can seem, as in “kk eu meio q queria q armas fossem legalizadas so pra eu poder dar um tiro na minha cabeça agorinha” and “o pior de td é q meio q não da mais trabalho se matar doq muita gente pensa”, which echoes the song’s fixation on being tired of existing. Their bio, “ela/ele lentamente enlouquecendo”, and tweets like “meu perfil é tp: cigarro academia japones dança problemas de família me odeio quero me matar” line up with the song’s themes of mental overload and self‑destruction. At the same time, they keep moving, training and performing despite everything, as seen in “quero malhar, subir e descer escada com tralha trocentas vezes n conta” and “minha meta ate o final do ano passado era fazer 10 flexoes, 13 de janeiro meti 25”, mirroring the song’s restless, relentless beat. The mix of dark, self‑deprecating humor (“chopp ruim mata lesbica perfomatica”) with genuine pain and dissociation makes their vibe very close to the eerie, confessional energy of Bury a Friend.
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