
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s an intense, hyper-focused nerd about her special interests, just like this user is utterly committed to Miyabi/Yixuan yuri and rarepairs, as seen in posts like “real miyabi fans ship her with every woman in this game” and “i can make anything into yuri”. The user has a principled side and clear moral lines, calling out fandom behavior such as “my mistake honestly for assuming the intersection of redditors and zzz fans would be normal, well adjusted people”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to critique unfair or gross situations. Like Lisa’s earnest belief in causes, they’re optimistic and slightly delulu in a charming way about their ship becoming canon, with posts such as “MIYABI SPOTTED IN THE 2.5 TRAILER THEY ARE GONNA DO IT THEYRE GONNA MAKE IT CANON TRUST MIYAXUAN SLOPPY MAKEOUT AT THE END OF 2.5 ITS GONNA HAPPEN”. They’re also creatively engaged with fandom—writing fic and imagining scenarios, e.g. “actually... this would make a kinda cool fic, huh?” and linking their AO3 work—very Lisa-coded in how she turns passion into projects. Finally, their occasional exasperated but articulate rants, like “who in the ever living FUCK decided it was even remotely okay to put 3 doppelgangers in the latest shiyu rotation???”, feel like a more online, adult version of Lisa’s dramatic, thoughtful complaints about the world around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) because their account is framed as a niche, fandom-specific space rather than a broad social hub, and they talk about not really knowing how to run it and just dropping in occasionally, e.g. “tbh i have no idea how to run a timely account, i just log in here every few days and post something random (and usually gay)”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they constantly spin theories, parallels, and imagined scenarios rather than concrete gameplay minutiae, like “ok now give her a compelling part in the upcoming story where she bonds with yixuan over their traumatic familial loss at the hands of a cursed sword, all culminating with them kissing each other on the lips” and “actually... this would make a kinda cool fic, huh?”. Their style is clearly Feeling (F): they prioritize emotional enthusiasm and values (especially queer representation) over dry analysis, as in “honestly, zzz is one of the best fandoms ive been in for crackshipping... its cute and its awesome and i love how willing to crackship this community is” and their strong moral discomfort in “>join r/zenlesszonezero ... my mistake honestly for assuming the intersection of redditors and zzz fans would be normal, well adjusted people”. They read as Perceiving (P) rather than J: they admit to improvising with the account and not planning content, and often talk in a spontaneous, speculative way (lots of “what if” and “i need” posts), such as “tbh i have no idea how to run a timely account, i just log in here every few days and post something random” and “its a common mistake to make, but seth is actually a girl, so janeseth is still yuri, dont worry!”, where they casually correct something but in a playful tone. Taken together—emotion-driven fandom engagement, imaginative scenarios, values-heavy reactions, and a loose, unstructured posting style—INFP is the best-fitting type.

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Curating peak crackships & Miyabi/Yixuan brainrot. Accidentally joined W-Engine beef once, stayed for the yuri. Void Hunter analysis, light spoilers.– @timely_miyaxuan

Your signature cocktail
Rose-infused gin stands in for their unapologetic yuri focus and Miyabi/Yixuan romance obsession, echoing lines like “they should kiss tbh” and “gods i need them to just kiss on the lips already!”. Bright yuzu liqueur captures their energetic, slightly chaotic enthusiasm, as seen when they scream about canon chances in “MIYABI SPOTTED IN THE 2.5 TRAILER THEY ARE GONNA DO IT THEYRE GONNA MAKE IT CANON TRUST MIYAXUAN SLOPPY MAKEOUT AT THE END OF 2.5”. Sparkling sakura soda keeps the drink light, playful, and a bit dreamy, matching posts like “tbh i have no idea how to run a timely account, i just log in here every few days and post something random (and usually gay)”. A dash of chili bitters represents the spicy, sweary edge in rants such as “who in the ever living FUCK decided it was even remotely okay to put 3 doppelgangers in the latest shiyu rotation???”. Finally, the edible glitter rim nods to their delight in drama, fandom spectacle, and crackships like “honestly, zzz is one of the best fandoms ive been in for crackshipping… its cute and its awesome and i love how willing to crackship this community is”, making the whole cocktail sparkling, loud, and very, very gay.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline centers on steady, almost stubborn loyalty to a niche ship and to their mutuals, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They explicitly frame the account as being devoted to one pairing and stick with it for months, celebrating any crumbs: for instance, they gush over getting 3k likes on a Miyaxuan post in “3k likes on a miyaxuan post were so back” and happily announce new fic and AO3 progress in “WAIT MY AO3 INVITATION CAME THROUGH” and “have some yuri”, which shows patient, sustained effort rather than clout-chasing. They are also notably kind and community-oriented: they urge others to celebrate a friend in “guys go wish dest a happy birthday cos he is awesome” and actively invite people to share fanart with them in “if you guys see any miyaxuan art, please send it my way!”, positioning themselves as an enthusiastic fan who wants everyone to enjoy things together. Even when they criticize, it’s from a fairness/moral standpoint—e.g., their disgust at fandom incest in “my mistake honestly for assuming the intersection of redditors and zzz fans would be normal”—rather than from edgy one‑upmanship, which aligns more with Hufflepuff’s grounded sense of right and wrong. While they are creative and witty (which could suggest Ravenclaw), the dominant throughline is unwavering loyalty to ships, friends, and a positive fandom ethos, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A well-suited song for @timely_miyaxuan is Girls Like Girls because their whole account is joyfully, unapologetically lesbian-focused. They explicitly frame everything through yuri, saying “i can make anything into yuri” and proudly clarifying that “seth is actually a girl, so janeseth is still yuri, dont worry!”. Their bio reinforces this sapphic lens: “Timely account for the ship between Hoshimi Miyabi and Yixuan” and “She/Her | Gay pfp courtesy of @saphiczzz.” The obsessive excitement over women loving women—like “they should kiss tbh”, “your honour... they are lesbians”, and demanding “sloppy makeout” canonization—matches the song’s open celebration of girls liking girls. Much like the song’s theme of queer longing and validation, they treat every Miyabi/Yixuan moment as a triumph, insisting “miyabi and yixuan are too busy making out with each other” and that they “can make anything into yuri,” turning their timeline into a continuous lesbian love anthem.

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