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Your Simpsons character
The user mirrors Lisa Simpson’s intense, hyper-fixated passion for their specific interests, often bordering on social exhaustion and academic-like obsession with lore. Much like Lisa’s dedication to her saxophone or causes, this user meticulously tracks the days since their favorite characters appeared, lamenting, “it’s going to be nearly 100 days since zani and phoebe’s last canonical appearance soon. i am totally still sane. hahahahahahahahahaha AHHHHHHH”. They exhibit a high level of artistic appreciation and emotional sensitivity, exemplified when they state they are “on my knees and start crying tears of joy” over fan art. Despite being a dedicated fan, they share Lisa’s tendency to feel “exhausted” by real-world responsibilities and the surrounding community's “tiring” discourse. Ultimately, their role as an organizer of a niche community reflects Lisa's identity as a principled, slightly isolated intellectual who finds deep meaning in her personal hobbies.

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The account exhibits strong Extroversion through its high-energy, community-focused persona, frequently interacting with followers and other admins, as seen when they excitedly scream, “WHAT THE HELL BROTHER ZANI MONTELLI MY KNEES”. Their Intuitive nature is shown in their constant focus on subtext, symbolism, and "shipping" possibilities over pure gameplay, such as speculating on why a character's title changed after a “gondola ride”. The Feeling trait is dominant in their emotionally charged language and deep empathy for the characters' relationship, often crying “tears of joy” over fan art. Finally, they display Perceiving tendencies through their spontaneous posting style and admitted lack of organization, humorously noting how they “was supposed to post this like a month ago but i forgor”.

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Managing the archives for Priestess Phoebe and Zani Montelli. Fun fact: we once debated the 'Zaphi' hand-size gap for three hours in VC. For the sane and unsane.– @timelyzaphi

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This cocktail is a heady mix of 'exhausted office worker' energy and 'divine priestess' sweetness, much like the three admins who are “zaphipilled 24/7 !”. The Grappa represents the overworked Zani, an “averardo employee” who is “always so exhausted”, while the peach nectar reflects Phoebe’s tiny stature as she is “only two apples tall”. We add a sparkling float for their “spousal concordance” and a spicy kick because the account “contains nsfw themes” and plenty of “top phoebe agenda”. Finally, the gold garnish honors Luuk, who “took after his mother” with gold under his skin.

Your Hogwarts House
The account exhibits the core Hufflepuff values of loyalty and dedicated labor, notably through their “timely account dedicated to priestess #Phoebe, averardo employee #Zani & their ship #Zaphi ♡” and their tireless effort in “86 days” of counting since the characters' last appearance. They demonstrate a nurturing, community-focused spirit by consistently promoting others, often saying “Thank you author for finishing this 🥰” and encouraging the fandom to “go wild with your zaphious ships zaphi nation > ᴗ <”. Their patience and kindness are further highlighted when they offer helpful game advice, such as “seeing all the zani slander lately is so tiring... anyways here’s surfing zani to cheer the tl up”. This steadfast devotion to their chosen community and characters, paired with a humble, supportive attitude, firmly places them in the house of the loyal and hardworking.

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The song perfectly captures the magnetic, almost cinematic pull between the 'priestess' Phoebe and 'office worker' Zani, whom the admins see as a pair that “manage to stick together most of the times”. Its lyrics about a 'long drive' and classic aesthetics mirror the account's obsession with the duo “on the motorbike” and their timeless appeal, even when the user admits “it’s going to be nearly 100 days since zani and phoebe’s last canonical appearance”. The track’s romantic tension reflects the account's fixation on their chemistry, from the “problematic hand size gap” to the heavy shipping of their “A/B/O care with sweet and gentle love” in fanfiction.

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