Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Inclination: He creates and shares fan art, specifically mentioning a “drawing of power from chainsawman”.
- Self-Aware Humor: He uses irony to mock his own eccentricities, such as calling himself a “fat chud” despite his low BMI.
- Academic Effort: Despite distractions, he attempts to “actually do a little bit of my schoolwork” and chemistry projects.
- Community Engagement: He actively interacts with his 'joomfs' and tries to foster a niche subculture like the “chud laboratory”.
- Brutal Honesty: He is transparent about his failures, admitting when he “keeps lying” about his habits.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm Ideation: He frequently posts about “cutting myself” and discusses specific methods used at school.
- Disordered Eating: His bio cites “junkorexia” and he repeatedly tweets about “binge eating for like 6 days straight”.
- Social Media Addiction: He struggles to “stop clicking” Twitter to focus on real-life responsibilities.
- Financial Impulsivity: He admits he “recently lost a big amount of money” due to being scammed.
- Poor Boundaries: He shares inappropriate anecdotes, such as a “love poem about genital warts” that led to being blocked.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, Jon is a self-deprecating, somewhat desperate seeker of attention who often ends up as the victim of unfortunate circumstances, such as when he laments, “I recently lost a big amount of money. I was scammed.” He possesses a specific brand of pathetic humor and social awkwardness, exemplified by his admission of “thinking about when i made some girl a love poem about genital warts and she blocked me.” Despite his struggles with schoolwork and his health, he maintains a desperate desire to be perceived as 'cool' or 'niche' on the internet, much like Milhouse’s constant failed attempts at popularity. His constant need for validation is clear when he asks his followers, “am i falling off or are my followers gatekeeping me so i stay niche.” Ultimately, his mix of childish innocence and dark, self-destructive behavior mirrors the tragicomedy of Springfield’s favorite 'dud.'
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jon displays Introversion by frequently withdrawing from social platforms and expressing social anxiety, noting how he “ghosted” a girl because he didn't understand her interest. His Intuition is evident in his abstract, surreal humor and the creation of the “chud laboratory” concept rather than focusing on mundane reality. He leans toward Feeling, as his posts are deeply rooted in personal emotions and a desperate need for validation, often asking if “u guys hate me”. Finally, his Perceiving trait is clear through his chronic procrastination and lack of structure, admitted in tweets like “i keep lying” about starting his schoolwork.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my unfinished Chemistry project? Because I know I should be focusing on other things, but I’d rather spend all my time worrying about you.
- Forget the crypto bots—if you're looking for someone to DM you first and actually reply, I promise I won’t ghost you like that girl with the warts poem.
- Are you a Dr. Pepper? Because you're a doctor-recommended cure for my heart, and I'm definitely on board with your healthy lifestyle.
- I’d never call the copperdoodledoos on you, but I might have to report you for stealing my heart like a total kleptotwt pro.
- You don't need a thick glove or a doctor's appointment to see me—I’d travel all the way to Turku just to be the one holding your hand on that train.
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Your new Twitter bio
Aspiring artist and student sharing my progress with Steins;Gate and Chainsaw Man. Once tried to win a 3rd grade talent show with my eating skills. 🎨🎮– @tinklehoyboy
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Salmiakki Sour
This experimental concoction captures Jon’s chaotic energy and his love for “Salmiakki And Doctor Pepper”. The base is strong and bitter, mirroring his edgy status as a “fat chud” in the 'Shed,' while the orange element nods to his obsession with “orange soft bites”. The beaker glassware pays homage to the “chud laboratory” where he gathers his loyal 'joomfs.' Finally, the salty garnish represents the many times he feels like he’s “falling off” or being scammed out of 6 euros.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jon primarily values the sense of community within his niche subculture, frequently referring to his followers as “my fans are LOYAL💙 LOVING🚲 AND AWESOME💌” and viewing his social circle as a collective unit, as seen when he jokes about “ALL my joomfs in a polycule”. His focus is less on ambition or wit and more on the daily maintenance of these bonds, exemplified by his concern when his follower count drops, asking “i had 319 followers where did 2 of you go im going to find you”. While he struggles with academic consistency, his repeated attempts to “actually fucking lock in on my chemistri” show a desire to fulfill his responsibilities. Ultimately, his creation of the “chud laboratory” as a shared space for his 'oomfs' highlights a core Hufflepuff desire for belonging and inclusion.
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Your song
Numb - Linkin Park
The song's themes of feeling trapped and struggling with self-harm reflect Jonathan's frequent mentions of personal struggles, specifically when he admits, “i used to think wow why do others bleed more than me but i just had to stop using fucking kitchen scissors”. The lyrics about being 'smothered' by expectations parallel his cycle of binging and regret, as seen when he says, “hello guys ive binged for like 7 days in a row now... i need to be executed violently and have my stomach removed”. Furthermore, the track's isolationist tone matches his desire to hide from the mainstream world, which he expresses by pleading, “get me off normaltwt right now put me back into the shed”. Ultimately, the song encapsulates his feelings of being peculiar and misunderstood within his digital subculture.
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