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Much like the perennially down-on-his-luck Ol' Gil, this user seems to be perpetually facing financial hurdles and personal mishaps, once lamenting how “council tax yoinked £450 out of my account that i didnt have so now I'm in the negatives”. They share Gil's frantic energy regarding job security, noting it is “difficult to get anything done when the government is hovering an axe over my sole source of income”. Their life is a series of unfortunate events ranging from being “stuck in bed with no energy to move” due to illness to physically injuring themselves with a “cheese planer”. Despite the constant 'kicking while they are down,' they maintain a scrappy, hustling spirit typical of Springfield’s favorite unlucky salesman.

Your MBTI personality Type
Tiny exhibits Introversion (I) through a stated discomfort with social settings, noting they “hate going to cinemas alone” yet seemingly lacking a large social circle to go with. Their Intuition (N) is highlighted by a focus on creative inspiration and future possibilities, such as “having a flash of inspiration” or imagining “gay little drawings move” via animation. As a Feeling (F) type, they are highly expressive about their emotional state, openly sharing when their “mental health has tanked” and seeking empathy from followers. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in a self-described “smooth brain” approach to tech and a recurring struggle with deadlines, often “apologising to everyone waiting on paid art” due to a lack of structured workflow.

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British freelance illustrator specializing in creature design and merch. Once took out a finger with a cheese planer, but now I’m back to 2D. 24 | NB | 18+ only.– @tinysmallman

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This drink is for the hardworking artist who is “1 month nicotine free” but still dealing with the fact that it is “overall pretty shit being br*tish” during an energy crisis. The smoky Mezcal acknowledges their personal victory, while the dark berry tones represent the “gay little drawings” and insect-themed art they are known for. It’s a bittersweet mix that captures the stress of “getting kicked while I’m down” paired with the bubbly hope of a new merch drop or a “future uploads” move to Bluesky. Serve it chilled, because life is hectic enough without “taking a chunk out of a finger with a cheese planer.”

Your Hogwarts House
tinysmallman demonstrates a strong Slytherin focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness, particularly regarding their survival as a creator in a difficult economy. They are intensely motivated by financial necessity, opening “emergency comm slots” because “money's getting too tight” and acknowledging that “comms are currently the only thing paying my rent”. This ambition to succeed is paired with a sharp, protective instinct for their brand, seen when they defend their intellectual property by stating, “people are flat out stealing my characters... Please don't, that's really rude.”. Ultimately, their pragmatic approach to navigating “authoritarian” government shifts and platform changes to protect their “sole source of income” reflects the classic Slytherin trait of doing whatever is necessary to thrive.

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This song perfectly captures @tinysmallman's constant struggle with financial instability and the exhausting grind of working just to survive. They frequently express distress over living expenses, once lamenting, “guuh,, £2 left in my bank i am balling” and often opening commission slots solely because “money's getting too tight”. The lyrics mirror their frustration with the UK housing market and energy crisis, as seen when they complain that “energy price bs is out of control” or feel “stresser so hard over rent”. Ultimately, like the song, their life feels like a cycle of working hard for a “sole source of income” that barely covers the bills.

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