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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, neurotic, politically aware Lisa Simpson who’s grown up on the internet. Like Lisa, they’re sharp, self-reflective, and openly critical of injustice, e.g. their frustration at transphobes in “imagine how insufferable you have to be to see a video of someone having fun playing a game and being like 'hmm, how can i make this about me hating trans people...' may god have mercy on your wretched soul ♥️” and their anger at their mother’s reckless behavior in “I so can't wait to remove that woman from my life the moment i no longer depend on her i swear”. The dramatic, introspective way they talk about their own mind and body—like “This body is a prison and my mind is the jailor” and their repeated mentions of suicide ideation and therapy (“Therapist dropped me because apparently I'm too difficult to handle who want me”)—fits Lisa’s tendency toward overthinking, depression, and feeling "too much" for others. At the same time, they clearly crave connection and affection in a tender, slightly awkward way, like in “the thought of being even just allowed to hug someones legs while sleeping”, which echoes Lisa’s deep need for emotional closeness despite feeling misunderstood. Their nerdy interests (Linux jokes in “do I install puppy linux...”, mech pilot persona in the bio, and elaborate philosophical shitposts like “should we cancel the Oracle of Delphi? In this essay, I will...”) round out a picture very similar to an older, more terminally-online Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: they talk about being very online, internal monologue, and self-dialogue rather than parties or big social scenes, e.g. wondering “wdym you don't talk to yourself? how else do you communicate with yourself...” and describing their body and mind dynamics in an almost diary-like way in “This body is a prison and my mind is the jailor”. Their humor and interests are clearly intuitive (N): they riff on abstract hypotheticals and concepts like canceling the Oracle of Delphi in “in other words, should we cancel the Oracle of Delphi? In this essay, I will...” and play with bizarre, conceptual memes like “can we please go back to this kind of psychosis and not the AI induced stuff?”, focusing more on ideas than concrete specifics. They lean strongly feeling (F): their tweets center on emotional experience, empathy, hurt, and values—venting about their mother in “I so can't wait to remove that woman from my life the moment i no longer depend on her i swear” and calling out cruelty toward trans people with moral language in “may god have mercy on your wretched soul ♥️”. Finally, they read as perceiving (P) rather than judging: they mention impulsive or unplanned behavior like “Accidentally planned a hangout with the girl I have a crush on on the 14th because i forgot it's Valentine's Day” and joke about chaotic sleep and hunger cycles in “Couldnt sleep because I was hungry... This body is a prison and my mind is the jailor”, suggesting a flexible, somewhat disorganized lifestyle. Putting these together, INFP (introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous) best matches their overall tone and behavior on the timeline.

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22 • mech pilot in training, part-time web goblin. Once rebuilt my PC at 3am because a meme told me to install Arch. Views my own, glitches included.– @Tishina404

Your signature cocktail
Overproof spiced rum stands in for their chaotic, high-energy, slightly unhinged posting style and self-deprecating humor, like talking about whoring themselves out for Balatro and lamenting, “that's 100% of my customer base gone it's so over”. Matcha-infused honey syrup captures the soft, needy, almost cozy side that dreams of comfort and affection, as when they say, “The only thing that allows me to fall asleep… is the thought of being even just allowed to hug someones legs while sleeping”. Grapefruit juice brings a bright but bitter edge for their sharp, political and world-weary takes like, “Feeding countless people into the meatgrinder of the war machine while violently murdering those who question my rule.”. A smoked black tea ice cube reflects their techy, terminally-online, slightly grim vibe—installing weird Linuxes and building a personal site in a digital wasteland, as hinted by “PuppyOS is still on my mind..” and “behold my awesome website:”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture is the horny, feral spice that keeps breaking through in posts like “I'm not sure what I need more, teeth like that or someone with teeth like that to bite me...” and the many yearning “need.....” quote tweets, making the drink both a little painful and impossible to forget.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of curiosity, abstract thinking, and playful analysis that fits Ravenclaw best. They casually spin philosophical and historical hypotheticals like “Do you think Pythia was in on it or did they just put a random woman in a room full of natural drug gas and took the money for themselves in other words, should we cancel the Oracle of Delphi? In this essay, I will...”, which is very Ravenclaw-coded: inquisitive, meta, and humorous. Their humor often hinges on noticing odd logical or linguistic details, like “wait why do you capitalize the T in T shirt when you say it, instead of calling it t shirt? doesn't that imply that it's either a person or God?”, showing a love of wordplay and overthinking language itself. They also clearly enjoy niche technical/nerdy topics—Linux flavors and OS aesthetics in “PuppyOS is still on my mind..” and “do I install puppy linux...”—which points to the classic Ravenclaw mix of curiosity and geeky specificity. While they do have emotional intensity and some self‑destructive humor (which could suggest Gryffindor or Slytherin), the most consistent throughline is their analytical, hyper-verbal, and idea-focused way of engaging with everything around them, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.

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The best fit is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it blends dark humor, frustration with the world, and a sense of being constantly misunderstood. They joke about self‑destruction and therapy in a way that mirrors the song’s cynical tone, like when they say their “Therapist dropped me because apparently I'm too difficult to handle” and describe their body as a prison in “This body is a prison and my mind is the jailor”. There’s also strong resentment toward authority and family, shown in their anger at their mom infecting them and the desire to cut her off in “I so can't wait to remove that woman from my life the moment i no longer depend on her i swear”, which matches the song’s rebellious energy. At the same time, they’re deeply online, self-aware, and a bit theatrical about their suffering—seen in posts like “ty twitter algo for replacing my comfort lesbian puppyplay slop recommendations with self loathing and suicide talk again, that's so awesome I love it when you do that tysm”—all of which echoes the blend of angst, sarcasm, and defiance that defines Teenagers.

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