Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sharp jokes and memes, e.g. calling fandoms a 'doença' in “kkkkkk que imagem é essa meu pai esse fandom é uma doença”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on own flaws and overthinking, like “sinto q estou sendo um grande incômodo mas ao mesmo tempo acho que é só coisa da minha cabeça”.
- Loyal fan: Shows consistent dedication to groups like Rocket Punch, fromis_9, etc., e.g. “FODASE queremos o rocket punch sua empresa maldita”.
- Culturally-aware: Keeps up with K‑pop, internet culture and politics, e.g. “queria o bolsonaro na papuda” and detailed K‑pop sales/spins.
- Emotionally honest: Open about stress and bad days, such as “qnd eu penso que n tem como meu dia piorar, ele piora 🥀” and “que semana merda meu pai do céu”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly critical: Often attacks others bluntly, e.g. “só sendo loira pra ser burra desse jeito pqp” and “fã do enhypen querendo falar de talento kkkkkk”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about deserving bad things or being the problem, like “de vez em quando eu mereço tudo de ruim que anda acontecendo ultimamente kkkk” and “vai ver o problema tá em mim mesmo”.
- Pessimistic: Frequently frames situations in hopeless or defeated terms, e.g. “nesses últimos 3 dias eu paguei por todos os meus pecados aqui na terra pqp” and “que semana merda meu pai do céu”.
- Easily frustrated: Expresses strong irritation about classes, trends, fandoms, such as “cansado de histologia cansado de bioquímica… vou trancar o curso” and “trend mais chata pqp não aguento mais”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages in stan wars and callouts, like “ratio + i need a sugar daddy” and mocking other fanbases in “como pode esse fandom conseguir ser mais chato que army”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but with a very online, sarcastic twist. They’re clearly bright and academically immersed, venting about heavy coursework like “cansado de histologia cansado de bioquímica… vou trancar o curso” and joking about philosophy in “tópico biofilosofia”, which fits Lisa’s studious, overworked nature. At the same time, they show strong opinions and moral stances, such as “queria o bolsonaro na papuda”, echoing Lisa’s political and ethical engagement. Their emotional self-awareness and bouts of self-criticism in tweets like “vai ver o problema tá em mim mesmo” and “sinto q estou sendo um grande incômodo mas ao mesmo tempo acho que é só coisa da minha cabeça” mirror Lisa’s tendency toward introspection and insecurity. Finally, their niche pop-culture obsessions and music/fandom takes, from k-pop discourse like “vcs que acham que esses marmanjos n são promovidos n iriam aguentar uma semana sendo fã do itzy em 2023” to sharp critiques of trends, feel like a modern version of Lisa’s passionate, slightly alienated fandom energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They seem more introverted (I): most tweets are observational, snarky commentary rather than stories of going out or needing people, and they often imply emotional withdrawal or feeling like a burden, e.g. “sinto q estou sendo um grande incômodo mas ao mesmo tempo acho que é só coisa da minha cabeça” and “preciso aprender a esconder melhor quando tem algo de errado comigo”. Their humor and interests suggest intuition (N): they like abstract framings such as “tópico problemas que não existiriam em 1200” and meta takes on fandom/industry like “vão ficar falando disso o ano inteiro agr”, showing pattern- and concept-oriented thinking rather than concrete, sensory detail. They lean thinking (T) because they default to blunt, cutting evaluations over tactful harmony: “se uma ameba que come cérebro entrasse na cabeça de algumas certas pessoas, a bichinha ia morrer de fome kk” and “fã do enhypen querendo falar de talento kkkkkk” prioritize criticism and logic over others’ feelings. Their style looks more perceiving (P) than judging: they complain about procrastination and chaos rather than structure, like “eu SABIA que isso iria acontecer e mesmo assim não fiz nada pra evitar.” and the academic stress in “cansado de histologia cansado de bioquímica… vou trancar o curso”, which suggests reacting to circumstances instead of tightly planning. Taken together—introverted, analytical, pattern-focused, and somewhat disorganized—the profile best fits INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were ‘cansado de histologia, bioquímica, biofísica e até biofilosofia’… lucky for you I major in only one thing: the study of how to make you forget that horrible week.
- You survived being called a Swiftie and your day was ‘ruined’—if I take you out, I promise the only Taylor in the playlist will be there so we can boo together and bond over mutual slander.
- As a fellow k‑pop stan: if fromis_9 marked the start of 4th gen in 2018, can we mark the start of our era with a coffee where we complain about nugus, boy groups’ lack of talent and delayed comebacks?
- You keep saying ‘vai ver o problema tá em mim mesmo’ and ‘talvez ela tenha razão’—honestly, from what I’ve seen, your only real problem is not having someone properly obsessed with you yet. I volunteer as tribute.
- You’re out here ratio-ing people with ‘i need a sugar daddy’ and ‘tanked + i need a sugar daddy’… I may not be rich, but I can at least fund snacks, albums and endless rants about Rocket Punch’s company—deal?
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Med student surviving histology, K‑pop fan since 2016. Once called a Swiftie and it ruined my day—still recovering between exams and comebacks.– @tmlivelihood
Your signature cocktail
Brainrot Bioquímica Sour
This drink starts with a hit of cachaça infused with espresso for the exhausted student side that’s always saying things like “cansado de histologia cansado de bioquímica cansado de biofísica cansado de biofilosofia…” yet still shows up. The grapefruit juice brings a sharp bitterness for all the dragged idols, trends and fandoms, from “como pode esse fandom conseguir ser mais chato que army” to “fã do enhypen querendo falar de talento kkkkkk”. Hibiscus syrup adds a dramatic, slightly melancholy sweetness for the moments of self‑doubt like “de vez em quando eu mereço tudo de ruim que anda acontecendo ultimamente kkkk” and the days that just keep getting worse in “qnd eu penso que n tem como meu dia piorar, ele piora 🥀”. A dash of smoked salt nods to the salty political and pop takes such as “queria o bolsonaro na papuda” and “TAYLOR SWIFT CADELA”. Finally, a tonic water float keeps it fizzy and slightly chaotic, like a timeline that swings from K‑pop charts in “don't cry nugu song of the year” to random brainrot complaints in “trend mais chata pqp não aguento mais”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user comes across as sharp, cerebral, and very oriented toward ideas, which aligns strongly with Ravenclaw. They routinely analyze and categorize things in detail, like in the structured k‑pop breakdown “artista: rocket punch álbum fav: red punch música fav: flash música mais subestimada: fiore música mais superestimada: ring ring clipe fav: boom skip: louder “?” te dou um artista”, showing a methodical, almost analytical enjoyment of their interests. Their complaints about academic overload in biology-related subjects—“cansado de histologia cansado de bioquímica cansado de biofísica cansado de biofilosofia… vou trancar o curso”—reveal that they are in a demanding intellectual environment, and even their jokes about tests and electronic circuits (“e eu achando que nunca mais ia ver nada relacionado a eletrônica na minha vida”) center around complex learning. They also show quick wit and a taste for clever put‑downs, like “se uma ameba que come cérebro entrasse na cabeça de algumas certas pessoas, a bichinha ia morrer de fome kk”, which fits Ravenclaw’s sharp, sometimes cutting humor more than Hufflepuff warmth. While they do express frustration, anxiety, and self-criticism in tweets like “vai ver o problema tá em mim mesmo”, this reads more as introspective overthinking than Gryffindor impulsiveness or Slytherin plotting. Taken together—love of complex niche topics, academic focus, structured categorization, and a sarcastic, brainy tone—Ravenclaw is the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
superiority - ITZY
A song that best suits them is superiority by ITZY, because it matches both their k‑pop stan persona and their mix of sarcasm, insecurity, and resilience. They clearly live deep in girl group stan Twitter, constantly defending and debating about groups like ITZY and others, for example when they say “vcs que acham que esses marmanjos n são promovidos n iriam aguentar uma semana sendo fã do itzy em 2023” and “o arco de redenção mds itzy tu vai voltar a hitar”. The song’s theme of trying to maintain confidence while feeling exhausted underneath fits their academic and emotional burnout, like in “cansado de histologia cansado de bioquímica… vou trancar o curso” and “que semana merda meu pai do céu”. At the same time, their biting humor and tendency to drag idols and fandoms — e.g. “fã do enhypen querendo falar de talento kkkkkk” and “me charam de swiftie pqp acabou com o meu dia 🥀” — lines up with the song’s sharp, self-aware attitude. superiority captures that blend of stan-culture snark, hidden vulnerability, and determination to keep going even when everything feels like a flop era.
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