Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-awareness: She openly acknowledges her past social awkwardness, calling herself the “largest cabaça existent”.
- Empathy: She values kindness in relationships and dislikes when people make “maldosas” jokes toward those they love.
- Creative interests: She shows passion for various art forms, including “desenho de animais” and “shoujos”.
- Physical confidence: She expresses pride in her appearance, noting her “pele” is one of her best features.
Weaknesses:
- Body dysmorphia: She expresses extreme desires regarding her weight, mentioning a wish to “pesar 38kg”.
- Emotional volatility: Her moods fluctuate rapidly, from wanting to “martelar pregos na minha cabeça” to laughing at memes.
- Extreme jealousy: She admits that her possessiveness is so intense she would “churrascava nós dois” if she had a boyfriend.
- Social isolation: Her bio and tweets suggest a self-imposed “eremita” lifestyle that causes her distress.
- Impulsive spending: She admits to “triste” feelings over wasting money on unnecessary or expensive items.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the user's edgy and chaotic humor, they embody the melancholic, deeply sensitive, and intellectual spirit of Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, the user is prone to intense bouts of existential sadness, tweeting “odeio isso. Deus apenas me deixe seguir minha vida sendo uma eremita por favor” and showing a literary side through quotes from Clarice Lispector. They often feel like an outcast or misunderstood, admitting, “cara eu entendo todo mundo que me acha esquisita porque realmente na maior parte da minha vida eu fui a maior cabaça existente”. Ultimately, their tendency to overthink every emotion matches Lisa’s core trait: “'its not that deep” pode ter certeza que pra mim eh sim bb!”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user exhibits strong Introversion (I) and Perceiving (P) traits, frequently identifying with the term “eremita” and expressing a desire to avoid social obligations through a “roleta de desculpas pra não ir”. Their Intuition (N) and Feeling (F) are evident in their deep emotional intensity and poetic, abstract reflections on love, such as “leitura de relâmpago cifrado, que, decifrado, nada mais existe”. They show a classic INFP sensitivity to perceived slights and a rich inner world, noting that “its not that deep” pode ter certeza que pra mim eh sim bb!. This combination of melancholy, idealism, and a focus on authenticity over logic—seen when they admit they are “profissional em estragar coisas” due to their emotions—strongly aligns with the Mediator archetype.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’d never treat you with the coldness of an ex—I’m more into that 'consuming your soul through a kiss' kind of energy you mentioned.
- Are you a YouTube ASMR boyfriend video? Because your voice is already my favorite sound, and I’m ready to give you all the 'dengo' you've been posting about.
- I’ll play the Castiel route in Amor Doce just to give you the satisfaction of laughing at my struggle—as long as it counts as a date.
- If we were trapped in a Donnie Darko timeline together, I’d definitely skip the 'eremita' lifestyle just to spend those 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds with you.
- I might not be Clarice Lispector, but I’d love to be the reason you write a tweet about 'the unexpected gain' of finding someone who finally gets your sense of humor.
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Exploring the intersection of Clarice Lispector, indie-pop, and the irony of modern life. Frequently seen overthinking at Geek XP and dreaming of French cinema.– @tmrrwstkn
Your signature cocktail
The Eremite's Lightning Bolt
This drink captures a complex soul who finds beauty in the 'nonsense' of life, blending the sweetness of a “dengosa” personality with a sharp, experimental edge. The cherry-infused gin honors their love for the fruit, even when it’s not the “cheapest choice,” while the French liqueur nods to their fascination with “words in French that end with é.” The mango nectar provides a thick, 'cuntissimo' texture, though the smoked salt rim reminds you that for them, “if it doesn't hurt even a little bit, it's not love.” It is a drink of high intensity for someone who feels everything deeply, served under a “lightning of encrypted flash” for that perfect, moody aesthetic.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, mixed with an intense, possessive approach to relationships that aligns with Slytherin's ambition. They express a calculated desire for control, as seen when they mention the “magia pra fazer o pau do homem não subir mais” or joke about the “mico: manter alguém em cativeiro... estarem presas uma a outra pra sempre”. Their focus on aesthetic status, such as wanting money to ensure “não vai ter pra ninguém”, and their intense desire to “consumir a sua alma” through physical closeness reveals a depth of obsession and drive typical of the house. Ultimately, their self-described “eremita” nature combined with a sharp, protective wit mirrors the cunning and selective loyalty of a true Slytherin.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
The song Liability perfectly captures the user's oscillation between self-deprecation and intense emotional vulnerability. They describe themselves as someone who is “insuportável assim ao ponto de preferirem ir pra lá do que virem me ver”, mirroring the song's theme of feeling like an emotional burden to others. Their tweets frequently highlight a sense of being 'too much' or 'strange,' noting that “na maior parte da minha vida eu fui a maior cabaça existente”. Despite this, there is a deep, lonely craving for intimacy, as they admit to being a “mulher dengosa” who constantly wishes for affection. Ultimately, their admission that “qualquer outra pessoa ja teria deixado isso pra trás, mas eu não sou qualquer pessoa” reflects the song's core of being a 'forest fire' that most people can't handle.
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