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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ideological Passion: Repeatedly emphasizes demographic concerns, e.g., multiple tweets stating 'Fundamentally the party binary is open borders vs anything else.'
- Policy Innovation: Suggests sweeping reforms like a 30‑hour workweek, universal health care, and taxing dual incomes at 60% to 'solve everything.'
- Environmental Vision: Calls for rewilding the West and dark‑sky ordinances, such as advocating bison, mammoths, and protecting night skies for children.
- Technical Insight: Discusses energy constraints and industrial policy, noting that lowering $/GwH could unlock a new economy.
- Creative Narrative: Uses nostalgic, vivid language about childhood in woods and classic literature, e.g., raising kids on Kipling and Baden‑Powell.
Weaknesses:
- Extremist Rhetoric: Advocates mass deportations and a return to an '85% white country,' framing demographics as the sole political issue.
- Violent Threats: Threatens physical violence, stating 'I’m popping a cap in your ass' toward masked ICE agents.
- Repetitive Messaging: Repeats the same sentence about open borders dozens of times, showing lack of content variety.
- Hate Speech: Uses slurs like 'faggotesque bolsheviks' and derogatory language toward minorities.
- Unrealistic Proposals: Proposes extreme policies such as 60% tax on dual incomes and a total phone ban, lacking practical feasibility.
Your Simpsons character
Mayor Quimby
Mayor Quimby is a corrupt, power‑hungry politician who constantly pushes draconian policies to serve his own agenda, mirroring the user’s authoritarian, anti‑immigration rhetoric. The tweet "To restore demographic coherence, it’s simple. 1. Deport people 2. Repeal the CRA" shows a desire for aggressive, top‑down demographic control, a hallmark of Quimby’s political maneuvering. Their call for "We should do EVerify and then additionally crack down on employers of illegals" and the repeated claim that "Fundamentally the party binary is open borders vs anything else" echo Quimby’s simplistic, partisan framing of complex issues. The user’s proposal to "double the number of holidays, tax dual incomes prohibitively, cut the workweek to 30 hours" reflects the kind of self‑serving, populist promises Quimby makes to appear benevolent while consolidating power. Overall, the blend of extreme policy proposals, xenophobic language, and grandstanding aligns best with the archetype of Mayor Quimby.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user’s tweets are mostly solitary statements like “Fundamentally the party binary is open borders vs anything else…” indicating an introverted, internal focus. They often discuss abstract, future‑oriented concepts such as “The blood of the next generation is the only law,” showing an intuitive (N) style. Their proposals are framed in logical, systematic terms—e.g., “If we just doubled the number of holidays… we would solve everything”—reflecting a thinking (T) decision‑making preference. The repeated call for concrete policies like “Tax dual incomes (the lower income) at 60%” and “Deport people” demonstrates a judging (J) orientation toward structured, decisive action. Overall the pattern of strategic, big‑picture planning with little emphasis on personal feelings aligns with the INTJ type.
Some pickup lines for you
- How about we trade the hypercity’s neon for a night under a dark‑sky sanctuary? I’ll bring the stars, you bring the stories.
- You say kids belong in the woods—so let’s escape the bright classrooms and go on a wilderness date; I’ll bring the compass, you bring the adventure.
- If phones are banned, we can let our conversation be as timeless as Kip’s “The Jungle Book”—what do you say, shall we write our own chapter?
- Elon might launch rockets, but the only launch I need is the one when we lift off together under the Milky Way.
- Imagine a 30‑hour workweek where our evenings are spent rewilding the west—bison sightings and campfire talks with you would be the perfect after‑work escape.
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Vermont futurist, wilderness lover, Kipling fan. Dreaming of hyper‑lit cities & rewilded plains. Space‑policy nerd, once taught a raccoon to fetch coffee.– @tndrnd
Your signature cocktail
The Blood of the Next Generation
This cocktail, called "The Blood of the Next Generation", blends rye whiskey—evoking the Anglo‑centric childhood ideals the user admires (“Kipling and Baden Powell”)—with smoked pine syrup that calls to the wilderness they long to re‑wild America (“I intend to raise my children in a place where they can see the night sky in its full brightness, every night”). Black walnut bitters add a dark, bitter note reflecting the repeated mantra that "The blood of the next generation is the only law." A splash of activated charcoal tonic darkens the drink, symbolizing the desire for a dark‑sky ordinance and the call to "ban phones". Finally, a dash of blue curação nods to the user’s fascination with SpaceX as a "branch of government" and a space‑faring future. Together the ingredients echo tweets like "Fundamentally the party binary is open borders vs anything else" and the wish to "deport people" and "rewild the west".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly declares 'The blood of the next generation is the only law,' echoing a fixation on pure lineage. Their tweets emphasize demographic control, stating 'Demographics is the only political issue... Mass deportations are not a policy of Trump’s, they are The Policy, and they ARE Trump.' This focus on power, strategic policy ideas (e.g., taxing dual incomes at 60% and banning phones) and a willingness to pursue extreme measures aligns with Slytherin ambition and cunning. They also frame political struggle as a binary 'open borders vs anything else,' showing a manipulative, goal‑oriented mindset. These traits collectively point to the Slytherin house.
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American Dream - MKTO
The song "American Dream" by MKTO resonates with the sentiments expressed by @yunggravyfan__. The lyrics capture a disillusionment with modern American life, which is echoed in tweets like "So much stress pervades American life. You can feel it in the air. It’s so pointless, I hate it." This reflects a longing for a more idealized version of America, much like their vision of rewilding and demographic coherence in tweets such as "After we win and this is a 85% white country again, we need to rewild the west." The song touches on the struggles of youth and the desire to reclaim traditional values, aligning with the user's thoughts on childhood and societal expectations.
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