Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings about self‑harm, joy, anxiety, and suicide in tweets like “okay now i still wanna relapse but for different reasons. not even bad reasons i'm just feeling a lot of emotions that are very big and i don't know how to process them”.
- Humoristic: Uses jokes and bits even while venting, such as food‑poll quotes with their sister like “beef battle ballet” and self‑aware memes like “holy freakin crap lois”.
- Self‑reflective: Regularly analyzes their own behavior and identity, e.g. realizing internal transphobia in “a lot of the things i don't like about myself are due to some very heavy internal transphobia… this toad needs to get back into therapy ASAP” and noticing a superiority complex in “i have a bit of a superiority complex sometimes. that's probably not healthy”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward close people, especially their sister, as in “thank you to my sister for participating in food polls with me and also for being funny” and “smoking is only fun if it's with my sister ngl”.
- Socially engaged: Expresses strong political and social stances like “MELT THE ICE! ABOLISH ISR**L! FDT!” in their bio and critiques generative AI ethics in “don't talk to me if you use generative ai bruh… it's literally stealing your fucking ideas”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑hatred: Speaks about themself in extremely harsh terms, calling themself a “fat chud” and “loser” in tweets like “i'm genuinely the fattest fucking loser ass chud. i should cut tonight”.
- Suicidal thinking: Frequently expresses wanting to die or kill themself, such as “i probably should have killed myself a very long time ago” and “i'm so happy i have to kill myself i'm so sad i have to kill myself…”.
- Self‑harm fixation: Talks in detail about cutting urges and methods, e.g. “hmmmmm.... considering doing my slash sesh in the middle of my online class” and fantasies about deep cuts in “i love the look of deep cuts and always fantasize about going rlly deep”.
- Body dysphoria: Regularly expresses distress about their body and weight, like “god i need discipline. i keep overeating and sitting on my ass. someone bully me” and feeling ugly due to scars in “there's nothing attractive about me and i've made it worse by adding more weird scars”.
- Rigid perfectionism: React strongly to small setbacks and mistakes, e.g. “okay so something really small happened… and i lowkey think i should cut over it” and frustration at needing exact instructions in “i'm so dumb i hate needing exact fucking instructions for the smallest of tasks”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: bright, self-aware, politically outspoken, and struggling with feeling everything too intensely. Like Lisa, they’re very principled and radical about justice, shown in their bio (“MELT THE ICE! ABOLISH ISR**L! FDT! 🔥🔥🔥”) and their constant moral distress about the world, as in “i don't mean to make it about me but i truly don't think i can stomach this life much longer knowing what i know and seeing what i've seen and knowing how little people care. we're all so fucked man”. They’re academically engaged but frustrated, e.g. “fuck my entire life bruh. algebra can suck my nuts that i don't even have”, which mirrors Lisa’s gifted-but-burnt-out school angst. Their intense emotional swings, self-criticism, and feeling like an outsider — especially as a trans, autistic person who feels unseen, like in “NOBODY else in my english class put their pronouns on their fucking name cards. i'm just outing myself bruh. nobody's gonna address me properly either because they don't HEAR or SEE a man so what's the point” — echo Lisa’s lifelong struggle to belong in a world that doesn’t get her. Even their mix of dark humor and genuine suicidal ideation, like “i probably should have killed myself a very long time ago” right next to goofy bits like food polls and memes, feels like Lisa’s combination of existential despair and dorky, niche passions turned up to an extreme, modern, very-online degree.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk more about inner states, online spaces, and one‑on‑one bonds than about big social scenes, e.g. craving staying home instead of going to campus (“guys i don't wanna go to campus and get tutoring for math :((( i wanna stay home and do nothing :((((“) and describing themselves as rocking back and forth alone due to overstimulation (“i'm so autistic i can't stop rocking back and forth bruh”). Their focus is strongly Intuition (N): they frequently spiral into abstract meaning and big-picture despair, such as politics and the state of the world (“i truly don't think i can stomach this life much longer knowing what i know and seeing what i've seen and knowing how little people care. we're all so fucked man”), and they also obsess over imagined future identities and rebrands (“thinking about rebranding again once i have to update my pinned for my birthday… i selfship with that guy crazy style LMFAO”). They are clearly Feeling (F)-driven, centering emotions, self-worth, and relationships over logic—see their intense self-criticism around body image and scars (“there's nothing attractive about me and i've made it worse by adding more weird scars to my already off putting body”) and their fixation on emotional validation from pronoun use in class (“NOBODY else in my english class put their pronouns on their fucking name cards… nobody's gonna address me properly either because they don't HEAR or SEE a man”). Their lifestyle and tweeting style suggest Perceiving (P): they often procrastinate or avoid structure (“i don't wanna do homeworkuuuhhhh . i wanna daydream and play work at a pizza place and cut myself like fucking chud”), struggle with discipline and routine (“god i need discipline. i keep overeating and sitting on my ass. someone bully me”), and make many impulsive, feeling-based decisions and reversals (“okay i changed my mind i gotta relapse soon” vs. “nevermind i no longer wish to relapse tonight”). Taken together—intense inner emotional life, abstract idealism and despair, identity focus, and somewhat unstructured, reactive behavior—this aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling yourself a ‘fat chud’ and planning slash seshes, but from where I’m sitting, you’re already goated like that 2026-02-03 tweet — maybe instead of cutting you could just cut a deal with me: I bring snacks, you bring food polls with your sister-level commentary.
- You said autism is the ‘if things don’t go my way I’ll have a panic attack’ disorder, so if I ask you out and you say no, is it medically required that we keep trying different dates until it goes your way?
- You’re out here getting called ‘sir’ on trains, fighting Canvas for your real name, and still going to campus for algebra — I don’t want to melt the ice, I just want to hold your hand while you do homework and complain about the Minecraft pillager guy in the commons.
- Your TL is like your sister’s food quotes: ‘beef battle ballet,’ ‘raspberry potassio cake,’ ‘herby skyr’… be honest, are you running a secret restaurant, and if I date you do I get a reservation or do I have to win a food poll first?
- You said you only want to recover for a fictional TV man in his 50s — counter‑offer: recover for him AND let me be the unhinged shedtwt boyfriend who screams Mitski lyrics with you on February 27th and reminds you to buy sparkling ice when it’s raining.
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Your new Twitter bio
Nicole | 20 | he/they/it | autistic transmasc college gremlin surviving algebra, trains, and food polls with my sister | opinions my own, fries essential– @toadofshedtwt
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Starwalker Sour
The Shedtwt Starwalker Sour mixes bright fruit and sharp edges, just like their timeline veering from food polls like “i like mangoes but i don't like sticky rice” and “raspberry potassio cake” to intense self‑hatred and relapse talk. The mango & raspberry vodka is for their sweet, funny, hyperfixated side screaming lyrics like “I KEEP THINKIN SURELY SOMEBODY WILL SAVE MEEE…” and obsessing over Mitski and Tenna. The sparkling ice-style soda nods to their zero-cal, ED-ish vibes and tweets like “i wanna go to the gas station down the street and get some of those zero cal sparkling ice drinks cuz they're fucking good”. A drizzle of salted caramel syrup represents the moments they admit they love life, such as “actually i'm never killing myself i lovemy life”, adding warmth to the glass. The dash of bitters stands for the relentless suicidal ideation and SH urges in posts like “i'm so happy i have to kill myself i'm so sad i have to kill myself…” and “when i relapse i lowkey want it to be really bad”. Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like a star-filled night, honoring their gender weirdness and self-discovery in tweets such as “i'm kinda nonbinary but like in the way that if somebody addresses a group of people 'ladies and gentlemen'... i'll IMMEDIATELY consider myself not a part of the audience” and the delight when they say “i got called 'sir' on the train i'm actually fucking winning at life let's go”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Nicole reads as a Hufflepuff whose traits are buried under a lot of self‑loathing and mental health struggles. There’s a strong thread of care and loyalty to the small circle of people she feels safe with, especially her sister: she repeatedly highlights and appreciates her, like when she says “thank you to my sister for participating in food polls with me and also for being funny” and makes her an explicit exception to her boundaries with “irls dni but my sister is an exception. hi i see you lolol”. That same loyalty extends to her parasocial/fictional attachments, e.g. “only person i genuinely wanna recover for is a fictional TV man in his 50s”, which is very Hufflepuff in its devotion even when it’s irrational. She also shows a fairness/justice streak in her politics and boundaries, with emphatic takes like “MELT THE ICE! ABOLISH ISR**L!” in her bio and firm lines about who should not interact. While she’s hard on herself about discipline and work (“god i need discipline. i keep overeating and sitting on my ass. someone bully me”), she still drags herself through long days of class and tutoring despite exhaustion, as in “man i'm tired. long ass day. been goin since 7am and it's now 15 past 11pm. it was good though i'm glad for it”. Overall, the pattern is not cunning ambition or glory‑seeking but stubborn endurance, attachment, and a deep desire to be good to the people and causes she cares about, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well‑suited song for them is “Nobody” by Mitski, especially since they’re explicitly hyped for her new album and already keyed into her emotional style, as seen in “im so psyched for mitski's new album. february 27th guys i can't wait”. The song’s mix of intense loneliness, self-loathing, and dark humor mirrors tweets like “i probably should have killed myself a very long time ago” and “oh i'm pathetic i have to die”. Their frequent swings between loving life and wanting to die, such as “actually i'm never killing myself i lovemy life” versus “i'm so happy i have to kill myself i'm so sad i have to kill myself...”, parallel Mitski’s oscillation between yearning and despair in the song. The autistic overwhelm and panic they describe in tweets like “autism really is the 'if things don't go my way i will probably have a panic attack' disorder isn't it” fit the spiraling, looping nature of the chorus repeating “nobody.” Finally, their struggles with self-harm and feeling grotesque in their body, as in “i'm genuinely the fattest fucking loser ass chud. i should cut tonight”, echo the song’s core of painful self-perception wrapped in a deceptively catchy, almost playful sound—very much their mix of dark content and shitposty tone.
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