Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses irony and self-deprecation for jokes, like mocking football, games, and himself in tweets such as wanting to 'rent a girlfriend for a day' and joking about being 'more afraid of Carnival than relationships'.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges his own loneliness and romantic struggles, for example when he says his dream is to have a girlfriend who likes him like people defend companies and games, showing awareness of his emotional situation.
- Emotionally-expressive: Quotes song lyrics about love and pain and posts about missing former players like Fábio, revealing he’s comfortable expressing affection, nostalgia, and frustration openly.
- Engaged-fan: Shows strong involvement with football, games, anime, and MCU, commenting in detail on Cruzeiro matches, Sony, Monster Hunter, Genshin-style characters, and Wolverine game news.
- Observant: Picks up on specific details like referee scandals, pricing of games on PC vs console, and character quality ratings, using those details as the basis for his jokes and criticism.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Often assumes negative outcomes, wishing for the MCU to ‘die’, expecting a long bad season for Cruzeiro, and joking that every day is just ‘more of the same’ in a resigned tone.
- Harshly-critical: Uses strong language to attack referees, players like Cássio, and companies (e.g., comparing Sony to a drunk abusive father), which can come off as excessively hostile rather than constructive.
- Self-deprecating: Repeatedly portrays himself as unwanted or a ‘repellent’, talks about being ‘zeroed’ even with multiple dating apps, and jokes about the closest he’s been to a woman being an image or meme.
- Insensitive-humor: Some jokes use aggressive or violent imagery, like saying he will ‘burn’ his sister or cheering ‘CHORA MAIS PIRANHA’, which can be hurtful or offensive despite the comedic intent.
- Negativity-biased: Focuses heavily on complaints—bad refereeing, bad seasons, bad series, bad games, bad prices—rarely highlighting positive aspects, which amplifies an overall pessimistic tone in the timeline.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson, with a mix of self‑deprecating humor, laziness, and chaotic enthusiasm about sports and pop culture. Like Homer constantly complaining about work, food, and money, they joke about being unlucky in love and life, e.g. wishing they could “Alugar uma namorada por um dia” and saying they’ll still be single even if they “vou baixa os 2 tinder e ainda assim vou continua zerado”. Their dramatic overreactions to football and referees mirror Homer’s exaggerated rants, such as calling a city “Q cidadizinba amaldiçoada” and begging for the old goalkeeper back with “Volta Fabio 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 tem criança chorando ter o cassio como goleiro”. They also show Homer‑like contradictions: criticizing things they still follow or love, like games and media, as in “Meu sonho é q morra o mcu” and comparing Sony to “o pai bebado q chega em casa e bate na esposa” while still commenting on its games. Underneath the cynicism, there’s a romantic, needy side—wanting someone to care about them as much as people defend brands: “Meu sonho é ter uma namorada q goste de mim q nem nego defende empresa e jogo”—which fits Homer’s clumsy but genuine emotional core.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean introverted: there’s constant self-deprecation about relationships and social life, like wanting “Alugar uma namorada por um dia” and saying “Do jeito q ta vou baixa os 2 tinder e ainda assim vou continua zerado”, which frames connection more as a joke/struggle than something they’re actively out socializing to achieve. Their interests are very concrete and sensory: football, specific matches and referees, games, consoles, and anime; they complain about practical details like “Os jogos do play é mais barato no pc do q no proprio play” and “Contrata 800 jogadores pra usar nenhum”, showing a focus on how things work in reality rather than abstract theorizing. The tone is strongly Thinking: they’re blunt and often harsh or cynical, as in wishing a guy “Espero q ele leve um chifre da mulher com mt amigo” or saying “Meu sonho é q morra o mcu”, prioritizing critique and logical consistency over harmony. Their humor and reactions feel spontaneous and opportunistic rather than planned, with lots of on-the-spot commentary about games and matches like “Essa temporada vai ser longa cruzeiro” and “Passou da hora de abandonar esse campeonatinho e jogar qualquer outra coisa”, which fits a Perceiving preference. Overall this mix of private/ironic vibe, concrete sensory interests, detached critique, and go-with-the-flow joking aligns best with ISTP: a reserved, observant, cynical-humorous type who comments sharply on the practical world around them.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your dream is to have a girlfriend who loves you the way people defend games and companies… I can’t promise I’ll defend Sony, but I can 100% defend ‘us’ in every patch note of life.
- If your circle of interaction on Twitter already looks that fun, imagine your ‘circle of interaction’ with me: less VAR rage, more cuddles between Cruzeiro matches.
- You wanting to ‘rent a girlfriend for a day’ is wild, because I’m clearly a long-term contract player — no empréstimo, no loan fee, just loyalty and memes.
- You choose your kids’ names with that much care (Nicolas João, Leila Clara Livia)… so I trust your taste. Maybe you could help me pick a title for our love story: ‘Tochismo Romântico’ sounds about right.
- You complain about the MCU and still hope it dies, but if we ever dated I’d treat us like Monster Hunter in shoujo anime: dramatic, a little chaotic, and absolutely impossible to cancel.
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Your new Twitter bio
Football sufferer, JRPG/Monster Hunter nerd & meme archivist. Once ‘lost’ a new game in a ditch—family still reminds me. Opinions are my own.– @Tochi961
Your signature cocktail
Tochismo High Crit Chance
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with coffee, because anyone who says they’re thinking of “encher esse sorvete de café” clearly runs on caffeine and chaos (“hmmm acho q vou encher esse sorvete de café”). The Guaraná reduction adds hyper-Brazilian gamer energy, perfect for someone discovering games “em anime shoujo” and roasting Sony like “A sony é o pai bebado q chega em casa e bate na esposa” (“Descobri monster hunter assim em anime shoujo”, “A sony é o pai bebado q chega em casa e bate na esposa”). A dash of bitters captures the eternal suffering of a Cruzeiro torcedor lamenting “Essa temporada vai ser longa cruzeiro” and “Td isso pra perder com 1 a mais” (“Essa temporada vai ser longa cruzeiro”, “Td isso pra perder com 1 a mais”). On top, salted caramel foam represents the sweet-but-salty romantic drama of “Meu sonho é ter uma namorada q goste de mim q nem nego defende empresa e jogo” and “Alugar uma namorada por um dia” (“Meu sonho é ter uma namorada q goste de mim q nem nego defende empresa e jogo”, “Alugar uma namorada por um dia”). Finally, the tiny gummy ‘monster’ nods to the gamer/weeb side and that chaotic line “Deu crack pra os personagens” while maintaining the self-aware, slightly cursed vibe of “Q cidadizinba amaldiçoada” (“Deu crack pra os personagens”, “Q cidadizinba amaldiçoada”). Strong, a bit bitter, oddly sweet, and definitely experimental—just like the timeline of someone who tweets “Meu sonho é q morra o mcu” and “No dia q eu aceita qualquer porcaria quer dizer q nunca nem gostei de vdd” (“Meu sonho é q morra o mcu”, “No dia q eu aceita qualquer porcaria quer dizer q nunca nem gostei de vdd”).
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin-style cynicism, self‑preservation, and sharp, almost combative humor. Their attitude toward relationships and people is guarded and somewhat ruthless, for example hoping a man who mistreats a “perfect woman” gets cheated on: “Q? mulher perfeita dessa e ele joga assim fora Espero q ele leve um chifre da mulher com mt amigo”, and joking about extreme frustration with family: “Como pd preferir viver com alguem estressadinho q desconto em vc do q volta pra familia ? eu vou queim4r minha irma”. They’re openly strategic and transactional about affection, wanting safety and exclusivity rather than idealistic romance, as in “No fim ela te da um pe na bunda por ser meloso dms” and “Meu sonho é ter uma namorada q goste de mim q nem nego defende empresa e jogo”. There’s also a clear focus on survival and self‑interest in social/romantic life—calling themselves a “repellent” around others: “Sera, eu sou um repelente”, and treating dating as something to min-max, like “Do jeito q ta vou baixa os 2 tinder e ainda assim vou continua zerado”. While they’re witty and sarcastic (a Ravenclaw-ish trait), the core throughline is defensive pride, bitterness toward losing, and a desire to not be the “otário,” which aligns them most with Slytherin’s self‑preserving, hard-edged worldview: “Todo dia sai de casa um malandro e um otario” and “Só vão fazer isso msm pq smp tem um otario pra comprar preço cheio”.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
A fitting song for @Tochi961 is Mr. Brightside because their timeline mixes self‑deprecating humor, jealousy, and romantic frustration with a kind of resigned optimism. They joke about loneliness and failed love with tweets like "Do jeito q ta vou baixa os 2 tinder e ainda assim vou continua zerado" and "Mais perto q cheguei de uma mulher", echoing the song’s theme of wanting someone you can’t quite reach. There’s also a sense of obsessive, slightly dramatic romantic idealism in "Meu sonho é ter uma namorada q goste de mim q nem nego defende empresa e jogo" and "Eu te quero só pra mim Como as ondas são do mar Não dá pra viver assim Querer sem poder te tocar Eu te quero só pra mim", which fits the song’s intense longing. At the same time, they cope with sarcasm and jokes about disappointment in football, games, and life—like "Esse ano vai ser longo" and "No dia q eu aceita qualquer porcaria quer dizer q nunca nem gostei de vdd"—just as Mr. Brightside turns heartbreak into an energetic, almost defiant anthem.
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