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Lisa fits best because this user is openly political, critical of bigotry, and cares about social issues, much like Lisa’s morally driven personality. They call out transphobia in reflections like “talvez, se as pessoas fossem menos cruéis, menos transfóbicas…” and criticize homophobia in “gente defendendo homofobia em rede nacional, realmente as pessoas perderam totalmente a noção”, echoing Lisa’s strong sense of justice. Like Lisa, they’re academically oriented and self-aware, mentioning passing into a prestigious university in “quando eu passei na usp eu chorei de felicidade pq era meu sonho e agr meu sonho é sair dela”. Their emotional intensity and anxiety, seen in “eu acordei tão ansioso que eu sinto que to passando mal q chatice essa tal de ansiedade” and “mds eu to cansado de existir”, also parallel Lisa’s frequent existential crises. Finally, their deep fandoms (Ariana, Naruto, HQs) and passionate, sometimes lonely-feeling perspective—such as “queria sumir eternamente”—match Lisa’s mix of enthusiasm, niche interests, and feeling out of place in her environment.

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They lean Introvert (I): their world revolves around their inner emotions, fandoms, and close relationships rather than large social scenes, e.g. “vou dormir com saudades do meu namorado e acordo com saudades do meu namorado 😭” and “lendo no trabalho pq eu mereço”, and they frequently mention feeling drained or wanting to disappear, as in “queria sumir eternamente”. They appear more Intuitive (N) than Sensing, often framing life in terms of meaning, dreams, and identification with songs or characters, like “como pode essa música descrever tanto meu 2024/2025” and “essa musica foi algo na minha adolescência”, and they connect deeply to fictional worlds (Naruto, Batman, Tim Drake) as symbolic extensions of self, e.g. “tim drake dono do mundo”. They are clearly Feeling (F): their arguments are value-driven and protective of people, especially marginalized groups, as seen in “talvez, se as pessoas fossem menos cruéis, menos transfóbicas… essa mulher não teria sido empurrada para uma disforia constante”, “gente defendendo homofobia em rede nacional, realmente as pessoas perderam totalmente a noção”, and “vcs so querem atacar uma mulher não importa o motivo msm bando de doentes”. Their organization and lifestyle read as more Perceiving (P): they impulsively buy fandom merch (“comprei 😭😭”), complain about decisions going wrong (“cada decisão que eu tomo tentando acertar é uma pior que a outra”), and express a go-with-the-flow, emotionally reactive attitude rather than structured planning. Taken together—the intense inner emotional life, moral idealism, identification with art and characters, and somewhat unstructured daily life—@toddrift most closely matches INFP.

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Law student navigating anxiety, comics and F1; certified Ariana Grande devotee. Once cried getting into USP, now dreams daily of graduating from it.– @toddrift

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This cocktail is bright, loud and a little chaotic, just like someone who tweets “vou dormir com saudades do meu namorado e acordo com saudades do meu namorado 😭” and “eu amo tanto ele” every five minutes, hence the passionfruit cachaça and glitter hearts. The espresso shot captures the anxious, exhausted energy of “eu acordei tão ansioso que eu sinto que to passando mal q chatice essa tal de ansiedade” and “mds eu to cansado de existir”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy and dramatic, matching the Arianator soul who feels that “como pode essa música descrever tanto meu 2024/2025” and cries over never having gone to an Ariana show in “me adoece muito eu nunca ter ido em um show da ariana”. The dash of bitters honors his sharp tongue and political spine when he calls out homophobia and assédio in tweets like “gente defendendo homofobia em rede nacional, realmente as pessoas perderam totalmente a noção” and “e você defendendo um cara que tentou beijar A FORÇA um mulher”. Overall it’s strong but sparkling, equal parts romance, fandom meltdown, social justice rant and nerdy comfort, just like his timelines full of Naruto, HQs and “MINHA PRIMEIRA ENTREGA DE JANEIRO”.

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Pedro’s strongest traits are moral courage and a readiness to confront injustice head‑on, which are quintessentially Gryffindor. He repeatedly calls out bigotry and harassment very directly, like when he defends trans women from cruelty and transphobia in “talvez, se as pessoas fossem menos cruéis, menos transfóbicas…” and when he challenges someone defending an assaulter in “e você defendendo um cara que tentou beijar A FORÇA um mulher…”. He also reclaims homophobic language with defiant pride in “sim, eu sou um viadinho, isso era pra ser algum tipo de ofensa… é um elogio pra mim na real”, showing boldness rather than self‑protection. His timeline is emotionally impulsive and outspoken—he vents about politics, fandoms, and work without filtering himself, as in “não aguento mais politico de direita nesse país…” and “eu odeio tanto meu chefe pela amor de deus é o sentimento mais genuíno…”. While he is clearly loyal and affectionate with his boyfriend and friends, that loyalty consistently expresses itself through fierce defense and heated reactions, aligning more with Gryffindor’s fiery, confrontational nature than with the steadier tone of Hufflepuff or the strategic self‑preservation of Slytherin.

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The best-fitting song for @toddrift is in my head by Ariana Grande, because they explicitly connect this track to their own life and mental state. They say this song "describes so much" their 2024/2025 in a tweet linking it directly: “como pode essa música descrever tanto meu 2024/2025”, and later reinforce that identification by stating “acabei de perceber q eu sou essa musica”. The themes of anxiety, overthinking, and idealization in in my head match their frequent mentions of feeling unwell or overwhelmed, like “eu to passando tao mal q sinto q vou vomitar meus órgãos ja ja” and “eu acordei tão ansioso que eu sinto que to passando mal q chatice essa tal de ansiedade”. As a devoted Arianator who also tweets “MEU DEUS ARIANA 😭😭😭” in pure stan mode (link), choosing an Ariana track that they personally claim to "be" feels especially fitting. The song’s introspective lyrics and emotional vulnerability line up with the way they talk about their life, love, and struggles, making in my head a natural soundtrack to their timeline.

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