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Toenes reflects the more radical, elitist, and reactionary aspects of Sideshow Bob, particularly his disdain for modern 'slop' and his desire for a return to traditional aesthetics and order. Like Bob’s crusade against what he perceives as the decay of culture, Toenes advocates for “a return to this kind of architecture” and frequently uses high-minded rhetoric to mask exclusionary views on immigration and 'pureblood' history. Both exhibit a preoccupation with national identity, with Toenes even suggesting that the “United States needs to halt immigration for at least 10 years” to protect a specific cultural core. Finally, much like Bob’s obsession with high-status imagery, Toenes expresses a deep reverence for “White people” and the “American mythos”, viewing himself as a defender of a vanishing civilization.

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Toenes demonstrates Introversion through a focus on solitary intellectual pursuits and niche digital subcultures, often reflecting on his own writing process as something “started out of passion and encouragement from friends”. His Intuition is evident in his preoccupation with historical patterns, future 'dystopian' trajectories, and abstract concepts like “American mythos”. He exhibits Thinking via a blunt, unsentimental approach to social issues, prioritizing what he perceives as “statistics” and structural logic over diplomatic empathy. Finally, his Judging trait is shown in his desire for societal order, architectural “return to this kind of architecture”, and strict adherence to traditionalist hierarchies and “values”.

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Exploring the intersection of classical architecture and modern geopolitics. Once spent a whole weekend debating oil logistics. Passionate about US-Japan ties.– @Toenes

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This cocktail is a strong, classic 'East-meets-West' blend that mirrors the user's fascination with an American-Japanese alliance, or as they put it, "Our one, true, greatest ally!". The base of Bourbon and Japanese Whisky represents their belief that "Our culture and values align very well", while the heavy bitters reflect their disdain for modern 'woke' culture and those they claim "infect every corner of life". The drink is served chilled and unyielding, honoring their admiration for the isolationist Tokugawa shogunate which "made them an isolationist country, devoted to their people only". Finally, the white garnish is a nod to their frequent, simple declarations like "White people are awesome 😎".

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Toenes exhibits the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and a strong preference for 'their own' through a worldview rooted in preservation and historical parallels. They demonstrate an appreciation for isolationism and the 'pureblood' concept, noting how “the Japanese removed all non pureblood people from Japan” to remain “devoted to their people only.” Their ambition for a grander future is seen in their desire for an “American galactic empire” and their focus on preserving “the core of who they are” against outside influences. This emphasis on lineage, cultural boundaries, and the strategic expansion of one's own nation aligns closely with the values of Salazar Slytherin.

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Toenes displays a deep-seated preoccupation with national identity, traditional aesthetics, and the preservation of what they perceive as the “wonders our forefather built”. While the song often celebrates the immigrant spirit, Toenes' focus on a specific 'American mythos' and the desire to “return to this kind of architecture” reflects a nostalgia for a legendary past. Their posts frequently advocate for strict borders to “limit people that don't align with our culture” while simultaneously expressing an intense admiration for Japan as a “one, true, greatest ally” due to its historical isolationism. This duality suggests a worldview centered on the idea of distinct, 'pure' lands where “we respect them and they us” without cultural blending.

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