Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Candid Honesty: Speaks plainly about frustrations, e.g. “eu odeio crente puta merda cara vai tomar no cu” showing forthrightness.
- Curious Gamer: Constantly seeking new games and genres, like “oi alguem recomenda um screamo mt foda” and “galera qual o melhor jogo de kirby ajuda”.
- Community-Seeking: Frequently addresses mutuals and asks advice, e.g. “alguem... ” and “oi Amigos”.
- Passionate Fan: Enthusiastic about niche interests such as “KIRBY JMAIS DIVERTIDO QUE JA JOGUEI” and “tokusatsu e rpg antigo”.
- Self-Aware Humor: Leans into personal quirks with levity, e.g. “acha engraçado quando me chamam de togan” and “minha unica habilidade eh saber fazer um frango delicioso”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile Language: Frequent profanity-laden outbursts like “vai tomar no cu” and “eu te daria um beijo” escalate conflicts.
- Hostile Judgments: Harshly generalizes groups, e.g. “eu odeio todo mundo que joga ou ja jogou amor doce” and “nasceu depois de 2007 = normie”.
- Impulsivity: Switches goals abruptly, from “vou raspar essa porra” to “dito isso eu serei o maior player de Stardew Valley”.
- Academic Strain: Tweets about school struggles like “nao vou pra escola desde segunda” and “ele é o mais foda de todos .”.
- Aggressive Retorts: Responds to others with intense insults, e.g. “sua puta racista do caralho” and “delete sua conta imediatamente”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson fits best because this user radiates rebellious energy, irreverence, and a love for juvenile mischief. Their blunt dismissal of mainstream norms mirrors Bart’s attitude, as seen when they declare “eu odeio todo mundo que joga ou ja jogou amor doce tipo sei la vao jogar algo bom...”. The penchant for chaotic humor aligns with Bart’s troublemaking streak, evidenced by “eu odeio crente puta merda cara vai tomar no cu” and “fascismo e nazismo na esquerda e anarquismo na direita eu nao aguento mais wssa rede social eu vou dar um tiro na minha cabeca tchau pessoal”. Like Bart, they juggle gaming obsessions and sarcasm—note “dito isso eu serei o maior player de Stardew Valley do estado do pará.” and “KIRBY JMAIS DIVERTIDO QUE JA JOGUEI NA MINHA VIDA EU AMEI JOGAR COM O META KGNITH”. Even their bio (“nao grita.”) echoes Bart’s offhand shrug at authority and sentimentality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as inward-focused, preferring games like Stardew Valley and Kingdom Hearts over social outings, hinting at introversion via remarks such as “vou voltar a me viciar em stardew valley” and “quero jogar uma visual novel”. Their commentary leaps from personal feelings to abstract takes on fandom and politics—e.g., “as vezes me pergunto pq tem tanto fã de pop racista...”—showing intuitive pattern-seeking rather than concrete detail obsession. Emotional reactions dominate: they rail against prejudice (“eu odeio crente... vai tomar no cu”) and defend people passionately (“agora fala o que te faz pensar que ele eh um cracudo...”), reflecting Feeling over detached logic. The chaotic spontaneity of impulsive gaming marathons (“to na terceira tentativa contra esse boss nao aguento mais”) and sudden life decisions (“eu nao sei mais cuidar do meu cabelo vou raspar essa porra”) suggests a Perceiving, flexible approach. The blend of inward passion, value-driven commentary, and improvisational lifestyle aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Stardew Valley crowns you Pará’s top farmer, can I be the co-op partner who keeps your greenhouse stocked with premium frango?
- You shredded your vocal cords singing, so let me duet with you—I'll handle the low notes while you catch your breath.
- Since you’re plotting a Death Grips tee and a Racionais fit, how about we hit the thrift racks together and call it a revolutionary date?
- You revived your Stardew addiction and debated Fear and Hunger—how about we balance that chaos with a cozy night of visual novels and judgmental commentary on pop-fan racism?
- You’re still hunting the ultimate Kirby game; I’m ready to be Player Two so you can keep gushing about Meta Knight without losing another boss attempt.
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Belém-based screamo fan, Stardew Valley grinder, and amateur chef—known for legendary fried chicken and missing doors by six minutes.– @togaans
Your signature cocktail
Stardew Screamo Smash
Cachaça grounded in roasted corn echoes their Pará pride and the vow to be the “biggest Stardew Valley player in the state” while “dito isso eu serei o maior player de Stardew Valley do estado do pará.”. Pitanga shrub adds tart sweetness that matches the playful “oii” energy from “oii” yet hides the acid tongue of “eu odeio crente puta merda cara vai tomar no cu”. Charred lime keeps things bitter and smoky like their exhausted commute gripe “nao aguento mais 3spera4 onibus todos os dias isso é sofrimento”. Espresso foam jolted with chili mirrors screamo stamina and the gamer grind from “caralho eu destruí minhas cordas vocais cantando hj” and “to na terceira tentativa contra esse boss nao aguento mais”, delivering an intense but addictive finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ambition and competitive drive threads through their timeline, like the bold claim in “dito isso eu serei o maior player de Stardew Valley do estado do pará.” which shows a desire to dominate their interests. Resourcefulness and decisive self-preservation appear when they gripe about rigid systems and vow drastic action in “nao deixaram eu entrar pq atrasei 6 MINUTOS. isso eh mt piada” and “eu nao sei mais cuidar do meu cabelo vou raspar essa porra”, suggesting a willingness to adapt quickly and take control. They frequently show strategic confrontation and sharp defense of their views in “eu odeio crente puta merda cara vai tomar no cu” and “??? agora fala o que te faz pensar que ele eh um cracudo sua puta racista do caralho”, indicative of a Slytherin’s readiness to stand their ground and fight back using bold language. Even their tastes in challenging games like “blasphemous eh mt filho da puta mas nao consigo parar de jogar...” show a gritty determination that aligns with Slytherin’s relentless pursuit of personal mastery. Overall, the consistent ambition, quick adaptability, and fierce assertiveness across these tweets strongly situate them in Slytherin rather than the other houses.
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(Nothing but) Flowers - Talking Heads
(Nothing but) Flowers’ chaotic energy and dark humor match togs’ sardonic worldview and love of noisy, offbeat culture, suiting lines like “as vezes me pergunto pq tem tanto fã de pop racista... n pode ser pura coincidência”. Its lyrics about clashing modernity and nostalgia echo their mix of gaming obsessions—“dito isso eu serei o maior player de Stardew Valley do estado do pará.”, “blasphemous eh mt filho da puta mas nao consigo parar de jogar...”—with punk disdain for mainstream tastes. The song’s restless rhythm mirrors their frenetic posting style and ranty defenses, like “??? agora fala o que te faz pensar que ele eh um cracudo sua puta racista do caralho”. Their DIY vibes—“oi alguem recomenda um screamo mt foda”—fit Talking Heads’ art-punk ethos, making the track a natural soundtrack.
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