Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Consistency: Posts many tweets daily covering varied topics like genetics, history, and memes (e.g., 'Largest eyed Finn', 'East Asians are criticized').
- Analytical: References data and metrics such as IQ percentile, nasal index map, and detailed historical timelines.
- Self-awareness: Discusses personal physique and fitness, noting bulking progress and body‑fat percentages.
- Historical knowledge: Provides complex historical sequences, e.g., the Song vs Mongols > Mongols win timeline.
- Humor: Uses sarcasm and jokes, like claiming Walt Disney directed Tangled and posting 'Over for heritage Americans'.
Weaknesses:
- Racism: Uses racial slurs and hateful generalizations toward Asians, Finns, and other groups (e.g., 'Japanese are the smelliest Asians').
- Misogyny: Degrades women based on appearance, such as stating Japanese women are 'too good for him' and mocking female followers.
- Conspiracy: Promotes unfounded theories like the 'dead internet theory' and claims about 'brown white supremacists'.
- Unreliable data: Shares dubious graphs and claims without sources, labeling them as fake or inaccurate.
- Harassment: Insults other users with slurs and personal attacks, e.g., 'Nigcel blocked me' and calling Nick a 'Jewish agent'.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
He presents himself as a "CEO of Racism" and often boasts about genetic destiny, echoing Mr. Burns's self‑appointed role as the ruthless head of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. His tweet "They can do menial labor, but eventually they'll get phased out by automation" shows a contempt for lower‑class workers, a hallmark of Burns's disdain for Springfield's citizens. The user's frequent racist slurs, such as "Japanese are the smelliest Asians" and "Finns are the master race of Europe because they are part Asian", reflect Burns's elitist, supremacist worldview. Like Burns, he glorifies power and superiority, claiming "Genetics are destiny" and treating people as expendable resources. These traits make Mr. Burns the Simpsons character that best matches this user.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
The user’s communication is highly outward‑focused, constantly replying to others, quoting tweets and posting provocative statements like "Now I realize how much shitlib degenerates hate Japan" and "Got em" – indicating extraversion. Their emphasis on concrete data (e.g., "99.6th percentile for IQ, 7th percentile for height," "Nasal Index map" and "I calculated my nasal index at 71.3") shows a sensing preference for observable details. Decision‑making is driven by logical‑sounding arguments about genetics and hierarchy, such as "Genetics are destiny" and "Even if a woman has a preference for a certain race, it's usually exclusive to the top 10% of guys from that race," reflecting a thinking orientation. Finally, the user organizes the world into rigid categories and timelines (e.g., "Instead of speculating over hypotheticals, let's look at what actually happened: Song vs Mongols > Mongols win…" and repeated "Over for …" tags), demonstrating a judging, structured approach. These patterns align best with the ESTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a historian? Because I feel like we could make some World War II victories together!
- I must be a low-tier becky, because your IQ must be 148 to recognize my potential like you do!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my bug-eyed anime look one more time?
- If you were an AI face rater, you'd definitely give my heart a solid 10!
- Are you a sailor? Because you've got me navigating straight to your heart like the IJN on a mission!
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Your new Twitter bio
History buff & anime lover who once built a model WWII carrier for my desk. Curious about genetics, culture & tech trends.– @Tojo_IJA
Your signature cocktail
Imperial DNA Elixir
The Imperial DNA Elixir blends Japanese whiskey, umeshu, soy sauce, yuzu juice, and beet juice into a bold, bitter, and blood‑red cocktail that mirrors Tojo_IJA's fierce nationalism and obsession with genetic destiny. The strong whiskey evokes the militaristic pride of the tweet 'If only the IJN had taken out the US carriers 84 years ago. Probably wouldn't have changed the course of the war in the long run but Japan would've had much more initial success.' The salty soy sauce reflects the bio's claim 'CEO of Racism Genetics are destiny' and the tweet 'Japanese are the smelliest Asians excluding Kazakhs who are mixed with Caucasoids,' adding a brash, confrontational flavor. Yuzu's sharp citrus mirrors the line 'East Asians are criticized for being conformist, but some level of conformism is necessary for a functional society,' giving the drink a crisp edge. The beet juice provides a deep red hue reminiscent of blood and war, while the plum liqueur adds a sweet‑bitter note that echoes the tweet about the 'Largest eyed Finn,' showing how the drink mixes disparate, aggressive elements that never truly harmonize, just like the user's feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user constantly emphasizes personal superiority, ambition, and strategic manipulation, which align with Slytherin’s core values. For example, they describe themselves as "CEO of Racism" and brag about being in the "99.6th percentile for IQ" ("99.6th percentile for IQ, 7th percentile for height. Would sperm banks want me or not?"). They also display a desire for power and dominance in historical contexts, saying "If only the IJN had taken out the US carriers 84 years ago" and advocating for strategic advantage. Their focus on hierarchical racial classifications and the pursuit of status, as seen in "Southeast, East, and Central Asians are genetically distinct races" and "I love having large eyes like an anime character," further reflects Slytherin’s cunning and ambition. The lack of moral courage, loyalty, or intellectual curiosity typical of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw reinforces the Slytherin fit.
Your movie
Your song
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
The user’s self‑styled “CEO of Racism” bio and tweets glorify war and conquest, such as 'If only the IJN had taken out the US carriers 84 years ago. Probably wouldn’t have changed the course of the war in the long run but Japan would’ve had much more initial success.', which mirrors the combative spirit of “Eye of the Tiger”. They obsess over physical traits, especially eyes, as shown in 'I love having large eyes like an anime character' and 'The delusion of Indians is unmatched. Your eyes aren’t hideous but they’re lower average.' The song’s chorus about rising 'back on the street' and 'staring down the foe' fits the user’s constant battle‑like rhetoric and desire for dominance. Additionally, the line 'It’s the eye of the tiger' echoes their fixation on eye shape and size across races. Overall, the track’s aggressive, triumph‑over‑adversity theme aligns with the user’s militaristic, supremacist worldview.
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