Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Wit: Demonstrates sharp humor by blending math and tech concepts, like using geometry terms for a “tangential” argument.
- Self-Awareness: Openly acknowledges their own social shortcomings, such as being “socially perceptive enough to tell when people are put off”.
- Adventurous Spirit: Engages in challenging hobbies like piloting aircraft, documented by “footage of me taking off from a snowy mountain”.
- Analytical Depth: Capable of immense focus on niche topics, such as writing a “50 pages long” article about League of Legends.
- Literary Creativity: Reshapes classic literature into modern internet culture, as seen in their “Yeats parody” about AI and neets.
Weaknesses:
- Social Alienation: Admitted difficulty connecting with peers, such as causing “immediate silence” at a cafeteria table.
- Distractibility: Suffers from intense social media addiction, comparing “YouTube shorts” to the pull of gravity.
- Physical Frailty: Admits to having “soft gamer flesh” that cannot handle cold weather conditions.
- Arrogance: Confesses to feeling “supercilious” toward others who lack their natural facial features.
- Poor Impulse Control: Displays reckless behavior by “texting while driving” and joking about hitting pedestrians.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user possesses a high-minded, intellectual disposition, often feeling alienated from their peers by a surplus of "cleverness" and niche knowledge. They display a cynical yet deeply analytical view of technology and society, evidenced by their observation that “true cleverness simply isn't there” in current AI models. Their social interactions often mirror Lisa's awkwardness, such as when they tell a joke that results in “immediate silence, glares from classmates”. Furthermore, they exhibit a Lisa-esque moral and intellectual superiority regarding their natural traits and hobbies, like flying, while noting that “the rest of you passively amuse yourselves” with mainstream events. Ultimately, their blend of existential dread, love for complex systems, and feeling that “the center holds okay” only through a sense of wagiedom makes them a perfect match for the Simpsons’ resident precocious genius.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Tomie exhibits Introversion through his self-described “soft gamer flesh” and a social perceptiveness that detects awkwardness without knowing how to fix it. His Intuition is evident in his focus on the abstract future of AI, “vagueposting”, and his desire for a “submersible spaceplane for the mind”. He leans toward Thinking, prioritizing logical consistency and technical precision, often mocking emotional appeals or social norms, such as when he analyzes “magnitudeally correct” errors. Finally, his Perceiving nature is highlighted by his spontaneous life events, admiting “I’ve lost control over my life” and recounting how he “locked myself out of my apartment while doing laundry”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 180 hover turn in Twisp? Because I’m completely floored by your landing and I never want this flight to end.
- If LLMs can’t multiply matrices because they lack a soul, then you must be the world's most powerful supercomputer—your spark is definitely divine.
- I promise never to return you after three days for having separation anxiety; honestly, I’m looking for someone to follow me from room to room.
- Forget being magnitudeally correct—I’d rather be precisely wrong with you than have a subjective experience with anyone else.
- Is your name 'divorcée'? Because you have a beautiful ring to you, and I’d love to be the reason you never have to use it.
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Your new Twitter bio
Pilot and writer obsessed with AI and aesthetics. I once asked a guy if he was looksmaxxing and he said, “No, this is just who I am.” magnitudeally correct.– @tomieinlove
Your signature cocktail
The Superb Owl’s Flight
This experimental drink is served cold enough to freeze “soft gamer flesh,” utilizing Aviation Gin to celebrate how the creator likes to “soar like a Superb Owl ✨🦉🪄” while others watch the Super Bowl. The blue hue captures the 'future' aesthetic of “tall buildings, blue skies, fancy cars,” while the bittersweet matcha reflects their polarizing takes, as they think we should “stop pretending to like the flavor of matcha now.” Finally, the gold flecks are surreptitiously added to mimic how they were “emplacing paint flecks into statues” to fool the masses into seeing something garish yet brilliant.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Tomie demonstrates a quintessential Ravenclaw wit and analytical nature, often deconstructing social dynamics and technology with a detached, intellectual curiosity. His penchant for linguistic play is evident in his “Yeats-inspired poem about internet culture” and his observation that “post-apocalyptic etymologists will have a fun time trying to discover where -cel, -pilled, and -oid came from.” He exhibits a love for complex, niche subjects, noting how his “league article get almost 50 pages long” and viewing the world through a mathematical lens, even when “joking about matrix multiplications being plagiarized from God.” Ultimately, his desire to be “so interesting that our future AI overlords keep me in a box as a sort of curio” highlights a Ravenclaw’s unique value on eccentricity and individual intellect.
Your movie
Your song
Space Oddity - David Bowie
The persona of @tomieinlove is defined by a sense of cosmic detachment and high-altitude isolation, much like Major Tom. They frequently post about flying and landing on mountains, noting “I’ll be flying this weekend! While the rest of you passively amuse yourselves with the ‘Super Bowl,’ I shall soar like a Superb Owl”, which echoes the song's theme of looking down on the world from a great height. Their bio, “If I were the moon, I know where I would fall down,” suggests a poetic, lunar-focused perspective on life and mortality. Furthermore, their commentary on AI and technology often leans into the futuristic and slightly apocalyptic, such as wanting a “street legal submersible spaceplane for the mind,” mirroring the song's blend of technological wonder and existential loneliness. Ultimately, the way they describe good things coming “accidentally from space like a meteor” perfectly captures the 'lost in orbit' vibe of the track.
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