Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: Often uses jokes and playful language, e.g., “Cuck neighbour: ‘can you turn down the butthole surfers?’” and absurd exclamations.
- Creativity: Talks about launching a radio station, record label, painting miniatures, and shares original content.
- Music Passion: Regularly discusses albums and music, such as being “blown away” by re‑listening to an album and praising “The Powers that B”.
- Self-awareness: Admits uncertainty about career path and uses self‑deprecating remarks like “I may genuinely be a retard.”
- Enthusiasm: Shows excitement for future plans, e.g., “The future is radio! I must start a radio station after uni!” and “Getting a rice cooker tomorrow, big things happening.”
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Frequent profanity and abrupt statements, e.g., “Fuuuck o can’t stop playing worms reloaded fuuuuuck.”
- Lack of Focus: Tweets jump between unrelated topics—food, finance, music, gaming—showing scattered attention.
- Financial Irresponsibility: Complains about money being drained by oats, eBay lowballing, and costly purchases.
- Negative Self-talk: Uses harsh self‑labels like “retard” and “genuinely a retard,” reflecting low self‑esteem.
- Over-sharing: Posts trivial daily details (e.g., “Eatin carrots,” “My son drank 4 litres of green liquid and immediately started balding”) that dilute impact.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer’s love of food and constant financial woes echo tweets like "Eatin carrots" and "Buying people Christmas presents is punishing on the bank balance". He frequently laments his mental capacity with "I’m missing a piece of my brain" and uses over‑the‑top hyperbole such as "I’m booked in to be hung, drawn and quartered tomorrow". His frustration with his living situation and health, seen in "Woke up in a steaming mood because I live in a shithole" and "All the drinking water pipes in my house being lead pipes explains a lot", matches Homer's typical misfortunes. The random, meme‑filled commentary like "if you tried to make a game as fun as halo 3 nowadays they would kill you" also mirrors Homer's goofy, pop‑culture‑driven humor. Overall, his chaotic, self‑deprecating, food‑obsessed persona aligns best with Homer Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user shows extraverted energy by frequently posting public jokes and interacting with others, e.g., 'Cuck neighbour: “can you turn down the butthole surfers?”' and 'My hero'. Their focus on possibilities and future projects, such as 'The future is radio! I must start a radio station after uni!' and 'If I had a load of money I would get a super expensive horse at an auction…', indicates an intuitive (N) style. They often express personal values and strong emotions, for example 'Hate is not a strong enough word to describe how much I dislike funko pops' and 'I hate LexisNexis with a burning passion', which points to feeling (F). Their spontaneous, unstructured posting style, jumping from one topic to another without clear plans, as seen in 'Fuuuck o can’t stop playing worms reloaded fuuuuuck' and 'Looking at flats on Rightmove is so fun because you will see the worst shit ever…', suggests a perceiving (P) preference. Together these traits align with the ENFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a record label? Because I want to sign you as my exclusive artist and keep playing your heart on repeat—just like the B side of your favorite album.
- I heard you’re all about oats and chicken fried rice, so how about we make a snack‑marathon date: I bring the oats, you bring the rice, and together we’ll spice up each other's lives.
- You said the future is radio; let me be the first love song on your station, broadcasting my feelings straight to your earbuds at 100 % beast mode.
- If we teamed up in Worms Reloaded, I’d be the artillery that never misses—dropping oat‑filled shells and a dash of chicken fried rice to win your heart.
- Ska is coming back and you’re planning a studio—let’s paint a mural of us with bright colors, set it to a ska beat, and make every day feel like a concert.
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Your new Twitter bio
UK uni student 🎓 | Music junkie 🎶 | Gaming & anime fan 🎮📺 | Aspiring radio host & record label founder | Oats lover – once painted a mini with chili sauce– @Tomnotdead
Your signature cocktail
Radioactive Oatworm
The Radioactive Oatworm mixes oat milk, a kick of chili‑infused vodka, a splash of sparkling tonic and a shot of espresso, all crowned with a gummy worm, capturing Tom’s love of oats ("Bought more oats yesterday") and his chaotic gaming energy ("Fuuuck o can’t stop playing worms reloaded fuuuuuck"). The chili vodka gives the drink a “beast mode” heat, echoing his tweet "The B in IBS stands for beast mode". The fizz and edible glitter stand for his ambition "The future is radio! I must start a radio station after uni!". A hint of espresso nods to his self‑deprecating claim "I’m missing a piece of my brain". Together the flavors are as unpredictable and eclectic as his feed, from "I hate LexisNexis with a burning passion" to "Ska is gonna come back in a big way".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Tom’s tweets reveal a strong drive for personal success and resource acquisition, such as "Once I’m done with this uni stuff for good I should start a record company, i will only sign good artists so i know it won’t fail". They also express lofty ambitions like "If I had a load of money I would get a super expensive horse at an auction and just let it chill in a big field". Financial cunning appears in "I gotta delete the eBay app off my phone, the ability to lowball people at any time is making money leave my bank account". Their desire to launch a radio station ("The future is radio! I must start a radio station after uni!") and win the lottery for a studio house ("I need to win the lottery and get myself a house with a big studio space") further highlight Slytherin‑type ambition. This focus on ambition, resourcefulness, and strategic planning matches the core values of Slytherin.
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Your song
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
The chaotic, anxious vibe of Tom's timeline matches the theme of Twenty One Pilots' "Stressed Out". He repeatedly mentions being a student and feeling the pressure, e.g., "Gonna be 22 once I’m done with uni for good, It’s over for me, there is no time left!". He also writes "I’m missing a piece of my brain" and "The B in IBS stands for beast mode", showing his mental overload. His tweet "The future is radio! I must start a radio station after uni!" reveals his desire to escape the grind, a feeling echoed in the song’s yearning for simpler days. The chorus "Wish we could turn back time" captures his longing for relief from the stress and financial worries he laments in tweets about a "bank balance" and "buying people Christmas presents is punishing on the bank balance".
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