Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical Honesty: Openly discusses mental health struggles and the feeling of being “well” despite internal pain.
- Creative Self-Expression: Showcases a distinct aesthetic through “sanrio nails” and specific “hair black with 2 little blonde streaks”.
- Loyalty: Expresses deep, long-term affection for their partner, noting they “still love my tiny little tny babyboy” after ten months.
- Dark Humor: Uses wit to cope with holiday stress, jokingly asking if they should “shove 36 christmas trees up my arse”.
- Resilience: Despite significant “paranoia” and fears of identity theft, they explicitly state that “we push on”.
Weaknesses:
- Social Isolation: Admits to having “havent spoke to anyone (not even online) for a week and a half”.
- Severe Paranoia: Believes that “Everyone seems to be planning something to ruin me” or secretly despises them.
- Self-Destructive Ideation: Frequently posts concerning content about wanting to be “dead 4 christmas” and physical decay.
- External Validation Dependency: Admits to being “driven by the attention the word is willing to give me” to sustain themselves.
- Interpersonal Conflict: Engages in public call-outs, labeling someone a “GOOD SUBMISSIVE BOY” while exposing their private interactions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-reflective, feels misunderstood, and struggles with loneliness and mental health despite being seen as “better.” The user writes about being told they’re fine but still feeling empty, like in “and I'm better. I'm better. they told me I'm better. so why don't i feel it? why do i feel this way?”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant battle between external expectations and internal distress. There’s a sharp, articulate bitterness toward others and the world, as in “i wish i could tell people i wont be here much longer but i cant do that anymore, im ''well''.” and “so fucking tired of trying when my time consuming exhausting efforts are undermined constantly.”, very much like Lisa’s resentment when her efforts are dismissed. At the same time, they display creativity and a strong aesthetic identity (hair, nails, curated persona), similar to Lisa’s need to craft her own sense of self, seen in posts like “i is dying my hair black with 2 little blonde streaks then ofc my signature fringe stripe”. Finally, the mix of dark humor and existential despair in tweets like “i wanna be dead 4 christmas” aligns with the more modern, internet-era version of Lisa: gifted, hyper-aware, emotionally overloaded, and using irony to cope.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): multiple tweets suggest isolation and withdrawal from others, like “havent spoke to anyone (not even online) for a week and a half is it over”, and their more social posts are mostly online/parasocial rather than about in‑person social life. They appear iNtuitive (N): instead of focusing on concrete daily events, they express inner states and existential themes, as in “and I'm better. I'm better. they told me I'm better. so why don't i feel it? why do i feel this way?” and “driven by the attention the word is willing to give me”. Their decision-making and worldview are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, emphasizing emotions, hurt, and relationships over logic, such as “and everything you do hurts me in a way i could never even come close to describing” and “i wish i could see our messages just one more time to know what led me to do what i did”. They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life appears chaotic, reactive, and unstructured (e.g. experimenting with meds and stimulants in “i felt great today the recipe is AM.... methylphenidate, quetiapine, caffeine PM... caffeine, taurine”), and their posts are impulsive mood snapshots rather than planned, orderly narratives. Altogether, the combination of introspective isolation, abstract emotional focus, intense personal feelings, and apparent lack of rigid structure fits INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re the ‘internet angel 𓆩♡𓆪’, can I be the guy in the replies holding the camera, documenting you getting better instead of “slowly rotting” like you said on 2025-12-28?
- You said on 2025-12-03 you ‘might be thinspo minus the ed’ — that’s crazy, because I’m definitely crushspo plus the alex.
- On 2025-11-28 you dropped your daily recipe of methylphenidate, quetiapine, caffeine and taurine; be honest, if we went on a date would you add ‘one (1) emotionally unhinged admirer’ to the cocktail or is that too strong a dose?
- You were worried about AI deepfakes and people secretly despising you on 2025-11-24, but if anyone ever tried to steal your face, I’d just show them your ‘US…’ pic from 2025-12-28 and tell them, ‘Sorry, that’s already taken – she’s busy being my wallpaper.’
- You joked about wanting to be dead for Christmas and shoving 36 trees up your ass, so how about a compromise: we survive December together, I bring you sanrio nails-level affection, and you just let me be your very devoted ‘dad monitor’ instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Part-time internet cryptid, full-time overthinker. Once printed my own feet at college by accident. Here for art, oversharing, and surviving finals.– @tomokocel
Your signature cocktail
Internet Angel Self-Immolatini
The Internet Angel Self-Immolatini is dark, glittery, and a little unhinged: a black base for their goth/jiraikei aesthetic and posts like “i is dying my hair black with 2 little blonde streaks then ofc my signature fringe stripe”. The strawberry sweetness stands in for the cute, possessive, slightly lewd daddy/daughter dynamic in tweets like “my daughter just loves staring at my icky parts!! owning her feels so much better when the 'competition' is effortless to clear up” and the bio’s internet angel 𓆩♡𓆪. An energy-drink hit (taurine/caffeine) mirrors their actual “recipe” for feeling okay in “i felt great today the recipe is AM.... methylphenidate, quetiapine, caffeine PM... caffeine, taurine”, giving the cocktail manic, sleep-deprived wings. The glittery tonic makes it look celestial and artificial at once, echoing “driven by the attention the word is willing to give me” and their performative online shine. Finally, a splash of bitter herbal liqueur captures the self-destructive, depressed undercurrent in lines like “i wanna be dead 4 christmas” and “and I'm better. I'm better. they told me I'm better. so why don't i feel it?”, making this drink as emotionally layered as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The dominant traits here are intensity, self-preservation, and a sharp, sometimes cruel edge that aligns most with Slytherin. Their fixation on image and attention is explicit in “driven by the attention the word is willing to give me”, which suggests an ambition to be seen and to cultivate a persona rather than simple self-expression. They also narrate elaborate control/possession dynamics around their account in “this account and its owner are monitored and possessed by her dad!! none of u pervs or freaks can interfere with little bunny c:”, showing a taste for power-laden roles and boundaries framed in a dramatic way. Their paranoia and fear of being used or destroyed—“Everyone seems to be planning something to ruin me, or they secretly DESPISE me. its hard to trust anyone.”—reflect a self-protective mindset and constant scanning for threats, another Slytherin hallmark. Even their more playful call-outs, like publicly putting a friend on blast with “LOOK AT THIS HAHAAH HES SUCH A GOOD SUBMISSIVE BOY @aryanfren4395 SUBBY DOG AHHAHHAHHH”, show a willingness to wield social power provocatively rather than seeking harmony or fairness. While there are flashes of vulnerability and emotion, the throughline is calculated presentation, guardedness, and a preoccupation with power and perception—quintessentially Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
internet overdose - Aiobahn (feat. KOTOKO)
The song internet overdose fits them as an "internet angel" whose identity is deeply tied to being online, just like their bio: “internet angel 𓆩♡𓆪 インターネットエンジェル 𓆩♡𓆪”. The track’s themes of digital persona, emotional overload, and unhealthy attachment to online life mirror tweets like “driven by the attention the word is willing to give me”. There’s also a strong contrast between cute aesthetics and overwhelming despair, echoed in “i wanna be dead 4 christmas” and “and I'm better. I'm better. they told me I'm better. so why don't i feel it?”. Their paranoia and feeling watched online, seen in “Everyone seems to be planning something to ruin me, or they secretly DESPISE me”, resonate with the song’s anxious, overstimulated tone. Even the mix of self-destructive humor and edgy cuteness in “merry christmas should i shove 36 christmas trees up my arse” reflects the chaotic, meme-y yet dark energy that internet overdose captures so well.
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