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Your Simpsons character
Their timeline reads like chaotic gamer-gremlin energy, constantly clowning on games and events in the same way Bart heckles everything around him, as seen in posts like “THIS HSR EVENT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “the hsr event its just superautopets 😭”. The dark humor and melodramatic flair in “PLEASE KILL ME” and the bio “what a horrible night to have a curse” feel very Bart-core: dramatic, edgy, but ultimately performative and funny rather than earnestly despairing. They’re mischievous and a little mean in a playful way, calling things “tea” and throwing shade like “ysg you're washed” and “eff u bitch”, which fits Bart’s teasing, trollish side. At the same time, there’s clear genuine passion and attachment to their games and characters—threateningly devoted in jokes like “I would kill all of you for a canonical good ending”—mirroring Bart’s secretly soft, loyal streak under the chaos. Overall, the combination of constant jokes, gamer mischief, edgy exaggeration, and glimpses of real feeling makes them line up closest with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: their timeline is highly reactive, loud, and performative, full of public in-jokes and dramatics aimed at an audience, like “WE MADE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT” and openly narrating their gaming/social experiences (“playing holliday feels like im babysitting 5 toddlers”). Their focus leans hard toward Intuition: they constantly use metaphor and hyperbole instead of plain, concrete description, e.g. “SOUR BITTER POUR IT OUT KIRA HEAVEN LEMON SUGAR FREE VENOM” and the dramatic bio “what a horrible night to have a curse.” They seem strongly Feeling-oriented, with emotional intensity and value-laden reactions (crying over story patches, threats for a good ending in “I would kill all of you for a canonical good ending”, and obsession with characters/ships like “i love them sm”) rather than detached analysis. Their lifestyle and tone are decidedly Perceiving: they talk about gacha impulsivity (“if shunguang comes early im cooked”), chaotic gaming setups, and in-the-moment reactions like “what the hell was i cooking” rather than careful planning or structured retrospection. Altogether, a highly expressive, emotionally intense, fandom-driven, and spontaneous presence fits ENFP best.

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HSR & ZZZ enjoyer min-maxing pulls and punchlines. Once hit 23k with an unbuilt Zhao and still doesn’t know what he does.– @Toohmee

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a smoked black tea gin infusion, a nod to their dramatic, gothic flair and bio, “what a horrible night to have a curse”, as well as posts like “PLEASE KILL ME”. Sour cherry liqueur captures their mix of salt and sweetness, from unhinged gaming takes like “my chud life” to tender stanning in “i love them sm”. Sparkling yuzu soda brings frantic, fizzy gacha energy for every time they yell about banners and pulls, like “should i waste a ten pull and try to get astra” and “Yaoguang megachop we skip and get sparxie and s1”. A dash of bitters represents all those suffering gamer arcs such as “i just dont think this was an ascendant lobby thats all” and “i think im gonna die in this house”. Finally, edible glitter star garnish is for their star-chasing HSR obsession and hype like “NEW SPARKLE IS CRAZYYYYYYY” and “SPARXIE IS EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG”, making the drink as loud and shiny as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s timeline is saturated with clever wordplay and referential humor, suggesting a highly verbal, creative mind. Lines like “SOUR BITTER POUR IT OUT KIRA HEAVEN LEMON SUGAR FREE VENOM” and “mean girl mean girl what's that even mean, girl? said it to your face so you can see just what i mean, girl” show a strong delight in rhythm, phrasing, and linguistic play rather than just venting or flexing. Their repeated meta-gaming and analysis of gacha/competitive systems—like “Only god knows what Zhao does” and joking about optimization in “i just dont think this was an ascendant lobby thats all”—point to someone who likes puzzling things out and thinking in systems. They also frequently frame experiences in almost literary or dramatic terms, such as “YOU'LL KEEL CHANGING, I WILL STAY THE SAME AND TURN THE PAGE TO FIND IT BLANK EXCEPT FOR MY LAST NAME” and “PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME I'LL ALWAYS NEED MORE PLEASE LEAVE OPEN YOUR MOST QUIET DOOR…”, which reflects an introspective, imaginative bent. While there’s some Slytherin-adjacent competitiveness in gaming tweets like “we need thrall back so that i get a higher ranking”, the dominant throughline is sharp wit, expressive language, and a tendency to turn everything into thought-out bits or references, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The dramatic, chaotic energy of Teenagers matches their timeline perfectly: they bounce from unhinged humor like “ijbol they tried” and “eff u bitch” to intense emotional outbursts such as “PLEASE KILL ME”. Their bio, “what a horrible night to have a curse,” fits the song’s melodramatic, cursed-teen vibe and sense of being perpetually embattled by life. They live in all-caps, exaggerated reactions and gaming highs and lows, from “WE MADE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT” to lamenting gacha like “if shunguang comes early im cooked”. The song’s mixture of sarcasm, defiance, and performative misery mirrors their way of turning every frustration into a dramatic bit, as seen in posts like “i think im gonna die in this house” and “My deadlock match history voted for trump with how red it is”. Like Teenagers, they cope with chaos through irreverent humor and theatrical angst rather than sincerity alone.

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