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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, irreverent, and gleefully transgressive but ultimately driven by enthusiasm and creativity. Like Bart stirring things up at school, this user revels in pushing boundaries and dark humor, openly celebrating being proship and darkship with lines like “its so much more fun engaging w/ media and ships and stuff now that i started to embrace being proship… my toxic yaoi lovingf self is THRIVING” and calling themselves “toxic” in their bio. Their dramatic flair and over-the-top reactions—such as “i am going to KILL. MY UTERUS. IM GOING TO DO IT!!!!” and “they were trying to SILENCE ME. i tried posting this 3 TIMES BEFORE!!!!1 ok im done yapping .”—echo Bart’s love of theatrics and complaint-filled rants. The way they treat fandom characters like dolls to play with, saying “what do u mean i can just do whatevr i want w/ thgese characters and play w/ them like dolls w/o moral dilemmas !!!”, mirrors Bart’s mischievous, rule-breaking creativity. Even their joking threats like “files wanna just not work… lowk will start killing /s” feel very Bart: edgy on the surface but clearly tongue-in-cheek and wrapped in a teenage sense of humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about niche fandom spaces, small following, and discomfort with wider social exposure, like feeling panicked in an 18+ server and leaving despite a shared interest in Velvetfrost (“kms i just accidentally joined an 18+ proship disc server and there wuz another velvetfrost enjoyer there and i just got so panicked i left I HATE BEING IN THIS NICHE FANDOM!!!!.”). Their focus is strongly intuitive (N), centered on fandom concepts, AUs, ships, and overarching ideas about media engagement, such as treating characters as dolls and exploring dark themes rather than discussing concrete real‑life details (“its so much more fun engaging w/ media and ships and stuff now that i started to embrace being proship. what do u mean i can just do whatevr i want w/ thgese characters and play w/ them like dolls w/o moral dilemmas !!! unheard of, really.”). They read as feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing emotional and moral framing over cold logic, evident in concern about harassment, coping, and their own discomfort with being hated, like when they struggle between their beliefs and fear of social rejection (“wanna be obviously profic on main but at the same time i already grew an online presence when i was an anti so now i have a bunch of close moots and friends that are ants and now im just kinda at a loss because i hate going against my beliefs but i also hate when people hate me”). Their style is clearly perceiving (P): they frequently mention starting over, rebranding indecision, and messy, in-progress projects rather than structured plans, like debating what to do with their username and struggling to commit to a Strawpage layout (“wanna rebrand this account to like either emgect or a velvetfrost au but i have no clue what to do w/ the username cuz i don't wanna like get rid of it i like it but also i don't even like toolacream that much anymore. tough decisions being made here tbh /hj”, “why is making a strawpage so hard i tried like 3 times over to make one fur my main acc and i like none of them ts is stupid and dumb and stupid and dumb and im STARTING OVER AGAIN /hj”). Overall, their introspective, emotionally driven, fandom-idealistic, and somewhat chaotic presentation most closely matches INFP.

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Soccs / Candy, 16 | artist & AU goblin on break from sleep | draws darkship & dsmp/Velvetfrost brainrot, talks media like dolls, posts mostly SFW chaos– @ToolaCream

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This drink is chaotic sweet with a dark streak, just like them yelling about being on a creative tear: “i am on a fuckinf ROLL gusy. 2 drawings in 2 days… YAYYYY they're kissin”. The spiced blood orange soda nods to the 🩸 vibe and their dramatic, slightly unhinged energy when they say “IM GOING TO DO IT!!!! my fuckin diy icepack isnt even helping rn… i feel extremely fuckinf evil”. Cotton candy-infused vodka/syrup and edible glitter capture their cutesy, cringe-embracing persona and love for aesthetics, as seen in “🌧️🪩 proper intro YAY! … VERY cringe … i luv dsmp, velvetfrost, mlp, fnaf, mc args”. The black cherry liqueur represents their darkship/profic side and enjoyment of taboo fiction: “its so much more fun engaging w/ media… now that i started to embrace being proship… my toxic yaoi lovingf self is THRIVING”. Finally, the honey-vanilla cold foam and gummy bear on top soften the edge, reflecting how they keep things mostly playful and sfw while still warning: “!!DARK THEMES!! | sfw (mostly) | pro c dni !!!1”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are ambition, self-preservation, and a deliberate embracing of being seen as "toxic" or controversial, all of which align strongly with Slytherin. They explicitly frame their online identity around dark/"dead dove" content and proudly call themself "toxic," e.g. in their bio: "ceo of Velvetfrost but toxic" and their celebration of darkships and proship identity in tweets like “its so much more fun engaging w/ media and ships and stuff now that i started to embrace being proship... my toxic yaoi lovingf self is THRIVING”. There is a clear arc of calculated self-reinvention and identity management: they worry about how being openly proship will affect their existing reputation and relationships, as seen in “wanna be obviously profic on main but at the same time i already grew an online presence when i was an anti... because i hate going against my beliefs but i also hate when people hate me”, and consider using a smaller side account with "a small followinf" to talk freely in “finally i may talk abt my yaoislop in peace... ill use it to post darkships / dead dove mainly cuz i have a small followinf here”. That strategic compartmentalization of persona and audience—rebranding, choosing where to be open, and how to avoid backlash—shows resourcefulness and self-preservation typical of Slytherins, rather than the more straightforward boldness of Gryffindor or pure curiosity of Ravenclaw. Even when they panic about accidentally joining an 18+ server, their reaction in “kms i just accidentally joined an 18+ proship disc server... i just got so panicked i left I HATE BEING IN THIS NICHE FANDOM!!!!” is less about morality and more about the social/relational awkwardness and consequences, again pointing to a Slytherin-style concern with social positioning within a niche community. Overall, their pride in controversial tastes, calculated handling of social fallout, and desire to thrive within a niche, stigmatized subculture are much more Slytherin than anything else.

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A well-suited song for them is "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic teen energy, dark humor, and a rebellious, slightly unhinged vibe. They openly embrace dark and taboo themes in fandom, calling themselves “toxic” in their bio and celebrating being proship, like when they say they “finally may talk abt my yaoislop in peace” “finally i may talk abt my yaoislop in peace. mostly on this acc, ill use it to post darkships / dead dove mainly cuz i have a small followinf here”. The song’s attitude of pushing back against judgment mirrors their shift from anti to proship and their frustration with being harassed for coping mechanisms, as in “the hardcore anti to 'maybe we shouldn't harass and wish death upon proshippers for coping even if the coping mechanism is 'bad'' to (realized) proshipper...”. Their melodramatic, intense tweeting style also fits the dramatic tone of the song, seen when they say “i am going to KILL. MY UTERUS. IM GOING TO DO IT!!!! my fuckin diy icepack isnt even helping rn send help...”. Overall, Teenagers encapsulates being 16, loud, dramatic, and defiantly themselves in the face of social pressure and niche fandom drama.

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