Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Insightful critic: Offers sharp, specific criticism of writing, voice acting, and design, e.g. dissecting Genshin story style in “Каждый раз когда я прохожу сюжет геншина…” and pointing out pronunciation issues in “Varka's pronunciation is abysmal holy shit.”
- Creative artist: Constantly generates art and AU ideas across fandoms, like classpecting Fallout ghouls and crossover concepts in “What if i also started posting fanart for the fallout series…” and iterative Illuga designs in “Constructing the most handsome beautiful and appealing face for illuga…”
- Community engaged: Interacts with fandom discourse and followers, referencing their audience directly in “My god yall actually Do want more johndave art…” and reacting to homestuck fans in “Wait I'm out of the loop did hs fans forget what an 'everybody lives'…?”
- Humorously self-aware: Uses self-deprecating humor about their habits and art process, like joking about attention on WIPs vs finished pieces in “I'm not getting even half of this activity on the finished piece aren't i” and calling a failed sticker a symbol of “utter failure” in “The very first frame is now a sticker that symbolises utter failure”
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares reactions and feelings—from delight over Illuga’s voice in “Oh illuga beloved those 1.5 minutes of you during the stream were everything.” to frustration with spoilers in “словила охуенный спойлер первой серии нового сезона фоллаута”
Weaknesses:
- Harsh negativity: Critiques often come out as very scathing, like calling the main story “трижды переваренный кал” in “Каждый раз когда я прохожу сюжет геншина…” and describing Sonet’s voice as “shrill and grating” in “Wow sonet's eng voice is shrill and grating…”
- Timeline doomscrolling: Repeatedly mentions being dragged into upsetting discourse instead of disengaging, e.g. “I did not want to see my twt tl today so bad (still did 💔)” and “лайкнула что то не то и теперь в ленте дофига срача за геншин…”
- Fanbase frustration: Shows visible irritation with parts of their own fandom spaces, such as exasperation at homestuck discourse in “Wait I'm out of the loop did hs fans forget what an 'everybody lives/nobody dies'…” and annoyance at johndave shade in “Random johndave shade on my tl oh okay”
- Platform resentment: Frequently vents about X/Twitter and related tools rather than seeking alternatives, e.g. calling it a “swamp” in “With all the shit going on twitter i still doubt I'll move to bluesky.” and being annoyed about filters not working in “Why tf 'blocked word's' is not blocked from my tl”
- Perfectionist pressure: Feels burdened by their own standards and changing tastes, like being unable to finish older Illuga sketches because they feel “like that's an entirely different person” in “Opening old pre voice revealed sketches of illuga to finish but can't seem to do it…” and worrying the finished piece won’t match WIP engagement in “I'm not getting even half of this activity on the finished piece…”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, slightly jaded, artistic, and very aware of how irritating the world can be while still caring deeply. Like Lisa ranting about bad teaching or sexism, this user often complains about poor writing and localization, e.g. their frustration with Genshin’s story and translation in posts like “Каждый раз когда я прохожу сюжет геншина и пытаюсь вчитываться ради 5% действительно интересующей меня инфы…” and “Finally clicked through the last of aq and varka's pronunciation is abysmal holy shit.”. They’re also an artist who overthinks their craft and characters, similar to Lisa with her sax and school projects, shown in tweets like “Constructing the most handsome beautiful and appealing face for illuga in my style rn…” and “This year my art has (unsurprisingly) been dominated by homestuck…”. Their mixture of earnest investment in niche interests and weary sarcasm also feels very Lisa, such as being genuinely moved by characters while still critiquing them in posts like “Literally the only believable part of aq is the fact scara's obsession with getting revenge didn't bring him peace…”. Overall, they combine thoughtfulness, artistic passion, and exasperated moral/aesthetic standards in a way that aligns most closely with Lisa rather than the more chaotic or oblivious main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They seem more Introverted than Extraverted: they focus on solitary activities like drawing and gaming, and even note avoiding their timeline to go straight to drawing (“I did not want to see my twt tl today so bad (still did 💔) i just went straight to drawing”), and complain about social-media noise rather than seeking interaction (“лайкнула что то не то и теперь в ленте дофига срача... можно как то сохранить веру в нетупое человечество...”). Their attention to patterns, narrative structures, and meta-fandom analysis points strongly to Intuition: they talk about archetypes, narrative telegraphing and tropes more than concrete details, e.g. critiquing HoYo’s character/narrative design (“i see a character being Like That from a mile away and that makes me lose the shreds of interest i had in them. I wanna play a game, not a gacha game 😞”) and complaining about ahistorical slang in period settings (“seeing modern slang in 12th century middle east setting is another 🥴”). Their tone is analytical, blunt and often critical, which fits Thinking: they dissect character motivations and writing logic (“He's not getting not the closure he seeks and wants, and despite 3 years passing since him deleting himself he's still not mentally healed (duh)”), complain about mispronunciation and translation quality (“now this, who tf directed ts”), and openly call trial teams or designs “ass” or “ridiculous” with little softening (“this is so ridiculous it goes full circle”). They appear more Judging than Perceiving: they plan and manage resources (saving/targeting banners in Genshin, calculating primogem income: “9k primos per month oh ccp i miss you”), form strong structured opinions about platforms and media (“If I'm completely changing platforms I'd prefer to move from this swamp to somewhere where it's actually better, not to another swamp that's smellier in new unique ways”), and express frustration when people or systems are inefficient (“there are people with whom you have to be their project manager and not just a paying customer”). Taken together—private, highly analytical, pattern-focused, critical but system-oriented—this profile fits INTJ best: a solitary, theory-driven planner who cares about coherent writing and design, notices structural flaws quickly, and prefers to curate their environment and media intake rather than adapt to chaos.
Some pickup lines for you
- If noticing tiny anachronisms can ruin a whole 12th‑century setting for you, imagine how long you’d analyze a single panel of your own johndave art with me quietly worshipping every line in the background.
- You: ‘Every time I see davepeta I see a mangled corpse of davesprite.’ Me: every time I see your Homestuck art I see my will to live resurrected. Wanna collaborate on a fix‑it AU where we also fix our sleep schedules?
- You went from ‘constructing the most handsome face for Illuga’ to ‘oh honey I didn’t do you justice’—if you ever want a model you can redraw endlessly without guilt, I volunteer as your permanently WIP OC.
- You marinate eggs for days, dissect Genshin lore you allegedly ‘hate’, and still drop banger #illuga pieces on a ‘dead’ homestuck feed—statistically speaking, I think there’s room in that schedule to overinvest in me too.
- Since you accidentally abandoned drawing to watch Abyss Cup and ‘smertiковские выкрутасы’, consider this a strat: I’ll sit next to you, pretend to be background noise, and slowly become your favorite distraction from both art AND Genshin discourse.
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Artist & chronic lore ranter. Homestuck, Genshin, Fallout. Once opened Genshin ‘for dailies’ and emerged 3 hours later with 6 Illuga sketches.– @topazice
Your signature cocktail
Illuga’s Wild Hunt Negroni Fizz
A smoky mezcal base stands in for their sharp, slightly bitter media takes and love-hate relationship with Genshin’s writing, like when they say “каждый раз когда я прохожу сюжет геншина… у меня умирает ещё один кусочек души”. Blackcurrant and rose syrup adds a lush, romantic note for the devoted fanartist who keeps circling back to Homestuck and ships like johndave, as in “My god yall actually Do want more johndave art don't you”. Cold brew coffee ice cubes represent late-night art grinds and their analytical, slightly jaded brain picking apart designs and lore, echoed in “Слава тем полутора человекам которые читают лор геншина а потом Излагают его в удобоваримом формате”. Tonic water with a dash of sea salt keeps the drink brisk and a bit bracing, like their tendency to block and curate their feed to protect their sanity in “лайкнула что то не то и теперь в ленте дофига срача… новые юзернеймы в блок лист это конечно хороший вклад для менталки будущей меня”. Finally, an edible gold dust rim nods to the theatrical flair of Illuga and their own dramatic fandom joy, from “ИЛЛУГА??!?” to “The man! The bird!! The legend!!”, making the whole thing a sparkling, slightly unhinged Negroni-adjacent fizz.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong analytical and critical bent that aligns most closely with Ravenclaw. They frequently dissect narrative structure and characterization, as in their criticism of Genshin’s story presentation and translation quality: “Каждый раз когда я прохожу сюжет геншина и пытаюсь вчитываться ради 5% действительно интересующей меня инфы… у меня умирает ещё один кусочек души” and “Finally clicked through the last of aq and varka's pronunciation is abysmal holy shit… who tf directed ts”. They also display meta-awareness and genre literacy, comparing tropes across series and calling out manipulative writing patterns: “Idk if it's me smelling ts from afar or hoyo being very blunt with the way they build the narrative but i see a character being Like That from a mile away” and “Is rerir pulling an obito with the whole 'wow I've been so shitty and manipulated anyways…'”. Their creativity is evident in how they constantly spin new AUs and conceptual mashups (Homestuck x Genshin x Fallout, classpecting ghouls, reimagining character designs), as in “What if i also started posting fanart for the fallout series… Classpecting the ghoul. Dirk strider the legion scout au. The game beta kids play is not sburb but gensh” and “What color is illuga”, where they explore design and interpretation. While there are hints of Slytherin-esque self-preservation and sharpness in their blocking and curation of their feed (“лайкнула что то не то и теперь в ленте дофига срача… новые юзернеймы в блок лист это конечно хороший вклад для менталки будущей меня”), these serve their reflective, idea-focused nature rather than ambition or power-seeking. Overall, their love of dissecting media, problem-solving in art, and gleeful engagement with lore and meta place them most solidly in Ravenclaw.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it channels a sharp, sardonic frustration with the world while still being playful and energetic, which mirrors their tone online. They constantly rant about media and fandom in a half-exasperated, half-joking way, like when they say “Каждый раз когда я прохожу сюжет геншина и пытаюсь вчитываться... у меня умирает ещё один кусочек души” and “Да как же ты достал а” about their feed. The song’s theme of feeling alienated by a loud, dumb culture fits their complaints about Twitter as a “swamp” and their reluctance to move to another one in “I'd prefer to move from this swamp to somewhere where it's actually better, not to another swamp”. At the same time, they’re deeply and passionately invested in their niche interests—Homestuck, Genshin, Fallout—openly admitting things like “What if i also started posting fanart for the fallout series which i stupidly enjoy so far”, which matches the song’s vibe of defiant, slightly chaotic sincerity. Their mix of dark humor, fandom obsession, and irritation with mainstream or badly-done storytelling makes Teenagers’ blend of angst, sarcasm, and catchiness feel like an apt soundtrack for their online persona.
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