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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Bart Simpson: a chaotic, competitive, mischief-loving gamer kid at heart. This user is constantly chasing high ranks and bragging about clutch moments, like when they post about a win streak to GM with friends in “went on a huge win streak with some friends i recently found and made it to gm 🔥” and flex a carry in “hardest carry of my life oml. WHY CANT I GET STRATPOOLS LIKE THEIRS ON MY TEAM”, which fits Bart’s show-off yet endearing competitiveness. Their dramatic, jokey frustration — “i am mentally drained from comp i cant take it anymore” and “NEVER TRUSTING A CND AGAIN IN MY LIFE” — matches Bart’s tendency to be loud, reactive, and funny when things go wrong. They’re also extremely fixated on their favorite characters and aesthetics, seen in “i don't play when it comes to spideytorch i need them to have more voicelines ASAP” and “i don't think i'll ever take this title off i love it so much 😭”, which mirrors Bart’s obsessive fan energy over his own idols (like Radioactive Man). Overall, their mix of gamer grind, trolling tone, and fiery, meme-heavy posts — “I'M SO BACK” and “doom match shenanigans they all fed the flame” — feels much more Bart than any other Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with their online circle, greet their timeline loudly, and share their day-to-day ranked grind, e.g. “GOOD MORNING OOMFS!!! i will be hitting gm again todays trust” and “GOOD MORNING OOMFS i accidentally slept til 3pm but whatever i'm hitting gm todag”, which shows energy gained from social engagement rather than quiet privacy. Their interests and expressions show Intuition (N): they focus on concepts, characters, and imagined possibilities (skins giving them powers, character interactions, future patches), like “i yearn for prime torch i wish they would AT LEAST make his plasma body a bit faster i feel like temu iron man casting fireball all game”, which is more about how things could be than concrete, present facts. Their tone and priorities suggest Feeling (F) over logic: they center passion and emotional reactions—attachment to favorite characters, frustration, joy, and rivalry—such as “i don't play when it comes to spideytorch i need them to have more voicelines ASAP” and “grinding johnny proficiency in comp is not for the weak these hawkeyes and helas are ruining my life”, focusing on how experiences feel. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their approach to ranked is intense but flexible and reactive—swinging between pushing and taking breaks instead of strict planning, like “was one win away from gm but i went on a 3 game loss streak so i'm taking a break til tomorrow” and joking about oversleeping then deciding to grind anyway in “i accidentally slept til 3pm but whatever i'm hitting gm todag”, which reflects a spontaneous, go-with-the-flow mindset rather than rigid structure.

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Console enjoyer climbing to GM, part-time Human Torch analyst. Once held OT for 2 minutes straight and still queued again.– @torchinit

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail burns as hard as their grind from derank to GM, echoing the swings from “deranked from gm3 to d2 today” to the triumphant “I MADE IT 100 GAMES LATER 😭”. The overproof spiced rum, briefly set on fire, channels their Human Torch fixation and lines like “cool little 5k i got last night #MarvelRivals” and “if you see me on yancy street... check what time it is”, embodying that clutch, high-damage energy. Electric green melon liqueur is their “funny green man” made liquid, a nod to “oh how i missed my funny green man” and their playful attachment to specific heroes and skins. Smoked chili-honey syrup blends sweetness with a kick, mirroring their emotional range from “i am mentally drained from comp i cant take it anymore” to hyped posts like “GOOD MORNING OOMFS!!! i will be hitting gm again todays trust”. A splash of energy drink over crushed ice captures their sweaty, fast-paced lobby life from “these gm lobbies are so sweaty ” and the constant queueing, while the lightning-bolt lemon peel and charred marshmallow salute both Thor love in “thor might be the next tank i start playing cus i swear this skin gives me actual powers” and the slightly toasted, endlessly re-queued gamer soul behind “maybe i should stop with comp for a bit”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline reads like someone constantly throwing themself into the fire (sometimes literally) for the challenge and the thrill, which is very Gryffindor-coded. They repeatedly grind ranked even when it’s mentally exhausting or demoralizing, like when they say they’re "one win away from gm" then take a break after a loss streak but still come back the next day vowing "i will be hitting gm again todays trust" (“GOOD MORNING OOMFS!!! i will be hitting gm again todays trust” and “was one win away from gm but i went on a 3 game loss streak so i'm taking a break til tomorrow”). That pattern—pushing to GM despite deranks such as "deranked from gm3 to d2 today" and then returning with "I'M BACK" and immediately aiming higher—shows courageous persistence and a taste for high-stakes competition (“deranked from gm3 to d2 today”, “I'M BACK”, and “gonna push back to d3 today maybe higher”). Their fixation on high-impact, flashy roles and characters—Johnny, Human Torch, Thor, Doom, Lucio—also matches Gryffindor’s flair for dramatic, front-line heroism, as seen in posts like "cool little 5k i got last night" and "hardest carry of my life oml" where they clearly relish clutch plays and carrying their team (“cool little 5k i got last night #MarvelRivals #RIVALSTWT” and “hardest carry of my life oml. WHY CANT I GET STRATPOOLS LIKE THEIRS ON MY TEAM”). Even when they’re frustrated—"i am mentally drained from comp i cant take it anymore"—they frame it as a battle to survive and still celebrate barely holding rank, which is very much the brave, stubborn fighter archetype (“i am mentally drained from comp i cant take it anymore. at least i managed to stay d3”). Overall, their competitive fire, willingness to repeatedly throw themself into tough lobbies, and love of high-risk, high-reward roles point more strongly to Gryffindor than to the quieter grind of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A song about lighting up and coming back stronger fits a self-proclaimed “bottom 500 human torch enthusiast 🔥🔥” whose whole feed is about grinding, flaming out, and then returning. Their hype posts like “I'M SO BACK” and rank grinds such as “GOOD MORNING OOMFS!!! i will be hitting gm again todays trust” echo the song’s theme of resilience and rising up. Even when they struggle, like being “one win away from gm” or “deranked from gm3 to d2 today”, they keep pushing, just like the track’s steady, optimistic drive. The constant fire imagery in their identity and posts, from their bio to clips like “cool little 5k i got last night #MarvelRivals”, mirrors the chorus’s idea of burning brighter together. Burn captures both their fiery fixation on Johnny/Torch and their relentless, upbeat comp-grinder mentality.

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