Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with their irreverent, chaotic, and boundary-pushing posting style. Their gleeful embrace of taboo and shock humor, like calling themselves a “🔞PROSHIPPER STRIDERCEST FAN🔞” in their bio and tweeting things such as “whats a little bouncing on it between brothers?”, mirrors Bart’s habit of deliberately provoking people just to see the reaction. They also have a mischievous, gremlin-like sense of play, seen in posts like “bites you as you scroll by”, “pets you as you scroll by”, and “pees on you as you scroll by”, which evoke Bart’s prankster energy. Their enjoyment of lightly tormenting others, such as “spent ten minutes pissing my hamster off and yknow what i get why bro strider bullies children this is mad entertaining”, also fits Bart’s tendency to poke at people (or animals) for amusement. At the same time, tweets like “i want to talk to oomfies more but i have no social skills” show a softer, insecure side under the bravado, much like Bart’s occasional vulnerability beneath his class clown persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most tweets center on inner fantasy life and niche interests rather than real‑life socializing, and they directly note social difficulty, e.g. “i want to talk to oomfies more but i have no social skills 😞💔”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N) rather than Sensing, obsessing over fictional dynamics, hypotheticals, and symbolism (e.g. long riffs on stridercest/alphacest and meta thoughts like “so stridercest brained i spend hours imagining fanfics of fanfics”) instead of concrete day‑to‑day details. They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking: content is driven by intense emotional/sexual fixation and personal attachment (“my beloved,” “i need him carnally,” as in “stares off into the distance... alpha dave... i need him carnally...”), with little interest in logical debate or argument, and they emphasize affection toward characters and oomfies. Finally, they seem clearly Perceiving (P) over Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, chaotic, and impulse‑driven, like “need to draw more stridercest” followed by “what should i draw,” and whimsical bits such as “bites you as you scroll by”, rather than structured or planned. Taken together—introspective, fantasy‑heavy, emotionally intense, and unstructured—the profile fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if stridercest fanfics of fanfics are your love language, can I apply to be the self-insert OC who shows up in your next recursive brain-rot session?
- You said looking at stridercest art cured your headache—should I show up on your timeline more often, or would that be too powerful of a healing item?
- You celebrated your 21st birthday by ‘greedily hunting for more stridercest content’—if I bring you fresh alpha Dave/Dirk recs and a vodka mutini plushie, is that considered a proper courting ritual?
- You’ve been in a ten-year relationship thanks to roleplaying stridercest on Google Plus; I’m just saying, if we brainstormed a new ship dynamic together, we might accidentally unlock another decade-long situationship.
- You keep biting, peeing on, and petting people as they scroll by—statistically speaking, I think I’ve earned at least one consensual, mutually strider-brained date out of this hazardous timeline behavior.
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Your new Twitter bio
21+ • any pronouns • Homestuck & Strider enthusiast, artist, and fic daydreamer. Once lost a plushie for 8 years and my dog casually found it.– @torpidGrimalkin
Your signature cocktail
Alpha Dave’s Mutini Freakshake
Vodka is the backbone here because their dog literally unearthed a long-lost vodka mutini plushie, a relic of their fandom era: “???? my dog found the vodka mutini plushie i lost when i was 13”. Blood orange juice stands in for their unabashedly messy, visceral takes and love of ‘alphacest’ and ‘stridercest,’ like “alphacest period sex my beloved” and “whats a little bouncing on it between brothers?”. Cherry liqueur brings a dark, syrupy sweetness for the way they gush over alpha Dave and Dirk, as in “stares off into the distance... alpha dave... i need him carnally...” and “alphacest is honestly my favorite flavor of stridercest”. A smoked salt rim reflects their slightly feral, teasing edge—biting, pissing, and peeing on the timeline with posts like “bites you as you scroll by” and “pees on you as you scroll by”. Finally, a splash of cream makes it a decadent freakshake-style cocktail, capturing their over-the-top, hyperfixated energy in lines like “so stridercest brained i spend hours imagining fanfics of fanfics” and their gleeful declaration of being a lifelong ‘strider freak’ in “my actual birthday is december 3rd.. i was destined to be a strider freak”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their profile and tweets point most strongly to Slytherin traits, especially boldness in taboo interests and a kind of shameless, provocative self-possession. They openly brand themselves as a “🔞PROSHIPPER STRIDERCEST FAN🔞” in their bio, which is a socially risky label that they still foreground with pride, suggesting a Slytherin-like willingness to court controversy for what they want. Much of their content shows a persistent, almost single‑minded focus on a niche ship, such as “my birthday is tomorrow and i will spend it greedily hunting for more stridercest content” and “so stridercest brained i spend hours imagining fanfics of fanfics”, which reflects ambition and obsessive pursuit of a specific desire rather than broad curiosity. There’s also a mischievous, slightly mean streak that aligns more with Slytherin than Hufflepuff, seen in “my evil confession is im the guy who keeps sending 🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤to peoples strawpages” and “spent ten minutes pissing my hamster off and yknow what i get why bro strider bullies children this is mad entertaining”. While they do show creativity and humor, the dominant throughline is unapologetically chasing their own fixations and enjoying being a little villainous about it, which is quintessentially Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures a mix of edgy humor, rebellion, and fixation on messy, uncomfortable feelings. Their timeline is full of deliberately provocative, transgressive content, like calling themself a “🔞PROSHIPPER STRIDERCEST FAN🔞” and gleefully posting things such as “whats a little bouncing on it between brothers?”. The song’s energy of laughing in the face of moral panic matches how they treat taboo ships and dark themes with casual enthusiasm, for example “i like violent noncon as much as the next guy but i looove a!dave being a manipulative pervert when he assaults dirk”. Their self-aware, slightly nihilistic fandom fixation, like “so stridercest brained i spend hours imagining fanfics of fanfics”, mirrors the song’s depiction of teenagers as dangerous, overwhelming, and a bit ridiculous. Even their joking cruelty and chaotic affection—teasing with “bites you as you scroll by” and “pees on you as you scroll by”—fits the bratty, confrontational tone MCR leans into in Teenagers. Overall, the track’s combination of angst, irony, and defiant humor lines up neatly with their persona as an unapologetically messy, hyperfixated Homestuck fan.
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