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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Humor: Their tweet about Chuck E. Cheese ('what if you worked at chuck e cheese and...') shows their ability to craft absurd yet amusing scenarios.
- Open-Mindedness: Making friends with a 56-year-old ('just became friends with a 56 year old') shows their willingness to form unconventional connections.
- Self-Aware: Their tweet 'my existence is a momentary lapse of reason' reflects introspection and awareness of their own chaotic nature.
- Internet Savvy: Their references to TikTok shop ('$3 bluetooth speaker on tiktok shop') and memes ('R.I.P. kurt cobain...') show a strong grasp of internet culture.
- Resilient: Their tweet '2 likes. killing myself postponed' humorously hints at coping with darker emotions through humor.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Spending $40 on all 'garten of banban' games ('it's always why the fuck did you spend $40...') highlights impulsive decision-making.
- Dark Humor: Tweets like 'my crying session was interrupted as i audibly laughed at a video of a dead puppy' may alienate some due to their edgy tone.
- Self-Destructive Tendencies: Their tweet 'making self destructive action after self destructive action' suggests an ongoing struggle with harmful behaviors.
- Unpredictability: Ambien-induced surprises ('love ambien cause you'll wake up...') and chaotic thoughts ('where were you when the?') reflect an erratic nature.
- Existential Angst: Tweets like 'my existence is a momentary lapse of reason' reveal a tendency toward existential dread.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Ari and Bart Simpson share a mischievous, rebellious spirit. Ari's tweet 'i admire shoplifters' mirrors Bart's penchant for breaking rules. Their absurd humor, like 'culture 4 can still happen,' aligns with Bart's prankster nature. Both have a mix of self-awareness and chaos, seen in 'my existence is a momentary lapse of reason.' They'd bond over their shared love of creating havoc and laughing at the absurd.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Ari exhibits INFP traits: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. Their introspection ('my existence is a momentary lapse of reason') shows introversion and deep reflection. Their absurd humor ('culture 4 can still happen') reflects intuitive creativity. Feeling is evident in their emotional tweets ('suicidal'), while perceiving shines in their impulsive actions ('it's always why the fuck did you spend $40...'). Ari's mix of chaos and depth fits the INFP archetype.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a $3 Bluetooth speaker? Because I’d buy you 30,000 times over.
- Are you drywall? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
- Are you an ambien-induced camera roll photo? Because I have no recollection of falling for you, but here we are.
- Are you Roblox? Because I’d customize my whole avatar just to impress you.
- Are you Chuck E. Cheese? Because I’m developing a crush on everything about you.
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Existential chaos enthusiast 🇬🇧 | Gaming, drywall-eating, & ambien surprises | Random thoughts & absurd humor | $40 on Banban games, no regrets | DM for chaos collabs!– @tortimerisland
Your signature cocktail
Drywall Delight
The 'Drywall Delight' captures Ari’s chaotic and colorful personality. Vodka reflects their existential tweets ('my existence is a momentary lapse of reason'), while blue raspberry syrup adds a quirky touch, like their absurd humor ('culture 4 can still happen'). Club soda gives it a fizzy unpredictability, matching their impulsive spending ('it's always why the fuck did you spend $40...'). Edible glitter adds a chaotic sparkle, just like Ari’s personality!
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ari's impulsive and cunning nature fits Slytherin. Their admiration for shoplifters ('i admire shoplifters') and dark humor ('the first one to get an order wrong. dies') showcase a bold, rebellious streak. Slytherins are resourceful, much like Ari's chaotic adaptability seen in 'my existence is a momentary lapse of reason.' While they might lack Gryffindor's heroism, their cleverness and edge make them a natural fit for this house.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Ari's existential and self-deprecating tweets ('my existence is a momentary lapse of reason') align with the melancholic tone of this song. The lyrics 'I walk a lonely road' reflect Ari's introspection and chaotic journey, as seen in 'making self destructive action after self destructive action.' Their mix of humor and darkness ('culture 4 can still happen') fits the song's blend of angst and resilience.
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