Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently celebrates artists and media they love, like being a Taylor, Sabrina, Melanie, and Olivia stan in bio and detailed posts such as “I made every Taylor Swift album into an EP that’s under 40 minutes!!”.
- Creative writer: Writes and promotes their own Byler fanfic in “BYLER FANFIC: When Mike visits Hawkins…” and talks about rewriting Stranger Things 5 in “im rewriting ST5 to add black the old plot…”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses humor and memes to react to fandom and pop culture, like “this hoe” and joking reactions to leaks in “mhm u know it STOP THE LEAKS”.
- Socially aware: Engages critically with politics and social issues, e.g. location “free palestine” and critiques of US right-wing rhetoric in “shortened version: ‘i’m a straight white man, republican turned ‘liberal’…”.
- Supportive stan: Promotes others and shared interests, like asking people to interact for mutuals and listing many artists/shows in “🐾interact for mutuals 🫧 stan list: taylor swift…” and boosting their update account in “GUYS PROMOTE MY NEW UPDATE ACCOUNT PLS AND THANKS”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Admits acting quickly without considering consequences, such as “accidentally kissed my friend yesterday why was it fun” and leaking-related posts like “GUYS MY THANK GOODNESS SCRIPT LEAK GOT DELETED”.
- Harsh language: Uses insulting or aggressive phrasing, for example calling someone a “stupid bitch” and describing work as “this shitty writing”.
- Fandom overinvestment: Expresses intense emotional swings tied to fandom events, like “REP IS MISSING AGAIN” and strong distress over Stranger Things outcomes in “final stranger things season ranking…”.
- Public oversharing: Shares very personal struggles in open tweets, such as “close to relapsing and idk who to go to” and suicidal-sounding tone in “nobody will see this but goodbye”.
- Anxious thinking: Often references anxiety and self-doubt, for instance “this trend is making my anxiety go crazy” and questioning their perception in “im not schizo am i??”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: outspokenly political and principled but also deeply emotional and very online-fandom-coded. Like Lisa, they care about justice and politics, from their location line "free palestine" to calling out US gun culture in “i mean…if it’s worth it for the second amendment…” and mocking reactionary rhetoric in “shortened version: “i’m a straight white man, republican turned ‘liberal’...”. Their intense investment in art and media — Taylor, Sabrina, Melanie, Stranger Things, Wicked — and their tendency to nerd out with long threads like “I made every Taylor Swift album into an EP that’s under 40 minutes!! 🧵A thread” fit Lisa’s hyper-fan, overthinking nature. They’re also introspective and vulnerable about mental health, like in “close to relapsing and idk who to go to”, which echoes Lisa’s recurring sadness and sense of isolation. At the same time, they have Lisa’s sharp, sometimes biting humor and moral outrage, seen in “so america got new dates and the whole of europe is still stuck with 5 in london” and “they keep spoiling everything like wdym there’s a witf reprise”, channeling that mix of earnest passion and sarcastic frustration Lisa lives in constantly.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek interaction and mutuals (“🐾interact for mutuals 🫧 stan list…”), overshare personal moments like “accidentally kissed my friend yesterday why was it fun”, and openly ask followers for help or feedback (“if you have any ideas that i should add lmk”, “IF YOU HAVE EPISODE ONE DM ME AND ILL LOVE U FOREVER”). Their focus on fandom theories, leaks, and possibilities over concrete facts suggests Intuition: they spin ideas about Stranger Things and Taylor Swift, like “taylor will be married during the TS13 era” and elaborate fan concepts such as “BYLER FANFIC: When Mike visits Hawkins to promote his new book…”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they openly discuss emotions and empathy, from grief (“this is literally how i felt the day before my dad died…”) and mental health (“close to relapsing and idk who to go to”) to moral stances on politics and social issues (“i mean…if it’s worth it for the second amendment…”). Their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and playful rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they rebrand on a whim (“guys i rebranded again don’t forget me”), joke impulsively about posting risky content (“since i turned 18 should i post ass”), and frequently respond to new events and leaks instead of following a fixed plan. Taken together, an energetic social presence, idea-focused fandom engagement, emotional openness, and spontaneous tweeting style align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you ‘started tweeting on desktop just to have pink Twitter’ — if I switch to desktop too, can we call it our soft launch layout?
- You’re out here rewriting Stranger Things 5 and plotting Byler fanfic drama… any chance you can write me in as the love interest who actually survives the Duffer brothers?
- You said you ‘accidentally kissed’ your friend and it was fun — if I plan it very intentionally, do I get an upgrade or does that ruin the magic?
- You’ve seen Taylor on 13/6 & 15/6, Melanie on 13/11 & 26/9, and you still tweet ‘nobody will see this but goodbye’ — if I promise to stay, can I be the date to your next unhinged stan-era milestone?
- You call yourself ‘made in hades tech’ and you’re stanning Taylor, Sabrina, Melanie, Olivia, Chappell and more — are you a scrapped deluxe track? Because you’ve got main pop girl energy but somehow still feel like a rare leak I’m lucky to have found.
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Your new Twitter bio
UK-based pop culture gremlin. Taylor/Sabrina/Melanie brainrot, Stranger Things rewrites, accidental fanfic author. Once live-tweeted my way into a crisis.– @tortpoetz
Your signature cocktail
Made in Hades Tech (Pink Desktop Edition)
Pink gin captures their love of pretty aesthetics and the joy of “started tweeting on desktop just to have pink twitter and it’s such a good decision”. Blackcurrant liqueur represents the darker, theatrical streak in their stanning of Melanie and their own HADES era, echoing “lost my soul in hades tech”. Sour cherry soda adds chaotic, fizzy teen drama for the Byler fic writer of “BYLER FANFIC: When Mike visits Hawkins to promote his new book...”. Edible glitter is for their pop‑girlie, theatre kid sparkle and constant rebrands, like “guys i rebranded again don’t forget me”. The smoked sea salt rim is a nod to their political edge and willingness to call things out, from “free palestine” in their bio to critiques like “this shitty writing”, giving the drink a sharp, grounded finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a consistent pattern of boldness and speaking out, even when it creates conflict, which fits Gryffindor. They openly take political stances like putting their location as “free palestine” and calling out US gun culture in “i mean…if it’s worth it for the second amendment…”, and they don’t hesitate to criticize right‑wing figures in “shortened version: “i’m a straight white man, republican turned ‘liberal’ who can’t let go of my trumpie past and cries over other trumpies””. They’re also willing to challenge fandoms and big artists despite potential backlash, like commenting on Ariana/album cover discourse in “was going to say something but people are getting death threats for saying they don’t like the album cover so i’m going to stay silent” and blasting Stranger Things writing in “this shitty writing”. Their impulsive emotional posting—e.g., the dramatic Stranger Things reactions in “future me did byler happen” and the raw mental health admission in “close to relapsing and idk who to go to”—also reads more like a passionate Gryffindor than a reserved house. Even their joking risk‑taking (“since i turned 18 should i post ass” in this tweet) and getting blocked for calling someone out in “got blocked for this btw” reinforce that they act first and deal with consequences later, which is classic Gryffindor energy.
Your movie
Your song
mirrorball - Taylor Swift
A song that fits them best is “mirrorball” by Taylor Swift, because it captures the mix of performance, vulnerability, and obsessive pop fandom they show on their timeline. They’re constantly reshaping their online persona, like when they said they “rebranded again don’t forget me” and debated “DO I KEEP MY SABRINA LAYOUT OR CHANGE TO A TAYLOR ONE,” echoing the song’s theme of changing yourself so people keep watching. The track’s fragile, anxious tone matches tweets about mental health and self-harm urges, like “close to relapsing and idk who to go to” and “nobody will see this but goodbye. At the same time, they live for being the emotional center of fandom moments, such as “I made every Taylor Swift album into an EP” and screaming over pop culture news like “WHAT THE FFUIC THEYRE ENAGGED. mirrorball is about someone who sparkles for others while quietly cracking, which fits their blend of high-energy stan culture and raw openness about pain.
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