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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and driven by fun above all else. They constantly crack irreverent jokes and use absurd humor, like asking “Alguém tem 22 conto aí?” and yelling “Vão a merda” in a playful way rather than out of real anger. Their life revolves around games, mischief, and avoiding responsibility, such as streaming marathons and comments like “Eu postava qualquer merda no meu canalkkkkkkkkkkkk” and the self-deprecating “Rapaziada que quiser me add na Steam tá aqui minha conta falida Não darei jogos, apenas tristeza”. The horny, chaotic joking in “Vcs choram ou já choraram por buceta rapaziada?” also fits Bart’s eternally-teen mindset. At the same time, their nostalgic side, like revisiting old YouTube series in “Tô revendo a série do Pai Troll de Mario 664... me lembra dos bons tempos de escola...”, mirrors Bart’s surprisingly sentimental attachment to childhood comforts.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solo hobbies like gaming and anime rather than social events, and they frame social interaction through online content and lives, e.g., “Mlk, próxima live vai ser no meio da semana e vai ser de Kaizo Mario 64” and “Rapaziada que quiser me add na Steam tá aqui minha conta falida Não darei jogos, apenas tristeza”, suggesting interaction via shared activities instead of overt socializing. Their focus is strongly sensing (S): they talk about specific games, mechanics, and concrete in-game events like “Coisas legais que ocorreram comigo jogando Dead Rising 2: Encontrei a Pequena Sereia Fiz a arma do Blanka… E ENCONTREI O CHAVES” and detailed complaints/praise about remasters and skills, rather than abstract theories or metaphors. Their tone is blunt, teasing, and often focused on evaluation, which aligns with thinking (T): they joke harshly and critically like “Esse 'remaster de luxo' de Dead Rising 1 parece uma porcaria nmrlkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” and “Vão a merda”, and discuss gameplay quality in a matter-of-fact way such as “Irmão, o combate de Sifu é uma das coisas mais satisfatórias já feitas pela humanidade”. They appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they often improvise with streams and schedules—“Eu tenho que fazer live hoje né? Daqui a pouco abrirei” and “Vai ficar pra amanha, fiquei tentando arrumar um negocio aqui e acabou demorando Live no sabado, que raro”—and describe themselves as just going with whatever game or idea feels right in the moment, like “Se a vontade bater farei live amanhã, é isso”. Combined, this paints a picture of an ISTP: a practical, detail-focused gamer who enjoys hands-on systems (combat, mechanics, achievements), uses dry humor and blunt commentary, and keeps plans loose and flexible while immersing themselves in technical and tactile experiences like Dead Rising, DMC, and Sifu.

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Variety streamer powered by Dead Rising, DMC & cursed memes. Once remembered Big Smoke’s full order on stream and never recovered. Lives on Geforce Now.– @Tortuguita3448

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This drink is strong and chaotic, mirroring how they bounce from Dead Rising marathons to live streams like in “Mlk, próxima live vai ser no meio da semana e vai ser de Kaizo Mario 64”. Spiced dark rum reflects their edgy, irreverent humor and self-deprecating nerd vibe from the bio (“sou um nerd fudido que nunca comeu tortuguita e AMA MUITO DEAD RISING 😎”). The neon energy drink channels their hype for games and lives, especially when they yell things like “SILKSONG VAI SER GOTY 2025 YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS”. Cold brew coffee represents their grindy persistence in platinas and Dead Rising runs, as in “Ta porra, desde fevereiro que eu não platino mais nada na Steam Fui nerfado”. Sour lime juice adds the bitterness of being broke and clowning on remasters, like “Esse 'remaster de luxo' de Dead Rising 1 parece uma porcaria nmrlkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”, while blue curaçao gives it that stylish, anime/game aesthetic spirit from “To assistindo Serial Experiments Lain Muito aesthetic esse anime”. Overall it’s sweet, sour, overcaffeinated and a bit broken—just like doing a Dead Rising co-op session at 3AM and tweeting “Dead Rising em CO OP supera o Peak Gaming”.

Your Hogwarts House
Pedro shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsiveness, especially in how he throws himself into challenging games and livestreams without overthinking. He plans difficult streams like Kaizo Mario and just barrels ahead, as in “Mlk, próxima live vai ser no meio da semana e vai ser de Kaizo Mario 64” and the confident hype of “LIVE ON, SÓ VEM [picture]”, which reflects a taste for risk and performance rather than quiet study. Even when things go wrong, like the PC blue-screening mid-creation in “Mlk, o Pc deu tela azul enquanto eu tava fazendo vídeos irados que porra é essa?” or a messed-up livestream in “Tá toda cagada a live”, he responds with humor and keeps pushing, a very Gryffindor resilience. He has a flair for dramatics and hero-like framing of games and characters, calling peak moments “PEAK GAME” and hyping DMC and Dead Rising bosses in tweets like “MANOOOOOOO, POR ISSO DMC4 É PEAK BEBEU DA ESSÊNCIA DE BLEACH”, which fits the house’s love of epic battles and larger-than-life narratives. While there’s some Hufflepuff camaraderie in playing “Mine com os parça” and inviting people to add him on Steam in “Rapaziada que quiser me add na Steam tá aqui minha conta falida Não darei jogos, apenas tristeza”, the dominant tone is energetic, daring, and performative rather than patient or studious. Overall, his temperament—taking on hard challenges for fun, streaming despite setbacks, and reveling in intense, dramatic games—aligns most clearly with Gryffindor.

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A song that best suits @Tortuguita3448 is “Devil Trigger” from Devil May Cry 5. Their timeline is full of hype for stylish action games, especially DMC, as seen in posts like “MANOOOOOOO, POR ISSO DMC4 É PEAK BEBEU DA ESSÊNCIA DE BLEACH” and “O verdadeiro Peak são os DMC4 que fazemos pelo caminho”, which fits the song’s over-the-top, rule-of-cool energy. The track’s theme of getting fired up and pushing through chaos mirrors how they talk about Dead Rising marathons and lives, like “Mlk, próxima live vai ser no meio da semana e vai ser de Kaizo Mario 64” and “LIVE ON, SÓ VEM”. The mix of edginess and humor in Devil Trigger suits someone who tweets things such as “Vcs choram ou já choraram por buceta rapaziada?” while also nerding out about game mechanics like “Irmão, o combate de Sifu é uma das coisas mais satisfatórias já feitas pela humanidade”. Overall, the song’s frantic energy, gaming roots, and slightly chaotic vibe line up perfectly with their personality and tastes.

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