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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @tortuguitadeuva displays a rebellious, chaotic energy and a frequent disdain for institutional authority, as seen when they tweet “se fode ai sisu” or “Ah eu nem queria fazer faculdade mesmo tô nem ai”. They share Bart's tendency to end up in bizarre, slightly painful situations, such as when they were “atacado por um cachorro e termino o dia tomando duas vacinas”. The user's sense of humor is often edgy or irreverent, mirroring Bart's mischievous personality, particularly when mocking holidays or authority figures like “papai Noel filho de uma cachorra”. Ultimately, both the user and Bart share a youthful, cynical outlook on life, characterized by a mix of procrastination and unfiltered outbursts about their daily frustrations.

Your MBTI personality Type
isquiuxi demonstrates Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary digital spaces, such as “ver tiktok no pc é diferenciado” and a general aversion to social interaction on Instagram. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their existential reflections and abstract theories about bad luck, such as the idea that “I have to get screwed so that person ages 1 more year?”. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as they express deep emotional vulnerability regarding romance, lamenting “the feeling of falling in love with someone who is no good for the second time”. Finally, they lean toward Perceiving (P) due to a chaotic lifestyle and lack of academic planning, visible when they impulsively vent “se fode ai sisu” or struggle with sleep schedules.

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From dodging beach dogs to overanalyzing RPG lore and surviving SISU season. Aspiring student, casual gamer, and Tim Bernardes apologist. PAÇOQUITA enthusiast.– @tortuguitadeuva

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This cocktail is a bittersweet mix of academic stress and chaos, perfectly capturing someone who shouts “se fode ai sisu” while struggling with adulthood. The aged cachaça reflects their love for Brazilian culture and RPGs like #Hexatombe, while the grapefruit and salt rim represent their romantic frustrations because “A PISTA TÁ REALMENTE SALGADISSIMA”. The honey syrup adds a touch of faith for when they feel the need to “rezar”, even if they’ve never met a God. It’s a strong, experimental drink for someone who admits “Não aguento mais dormir tarde pra caralho” but continues to binge TikTok and Deltarune anyway.

Your Hogwarts House
isquiuxi demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and a cynical, resourceful wit typical of a Slytherin. They exhibit a sharp, ambitious tongue, even regarding romance, as seen when they remark, “Quero meter nessa atendente ela tem um bundão legal”, and show a cunning preference for leisure over academic struggle by stating, “Ah eu nem queria fazer faculdade mesmo tô nem ai”. Their resourcefulness is paired with a distinct disregard for traditional niceties, exemplified by their blunt reaction to holiday traditions: “eu lá quero tirar foto com esse véi buceta”. Furthermore, their self-admitted tendency to “apaixonar por quem não presta pela segunda vez” reflects a complex, often self-interested emotional landscape common in the dungeons of Slytherin.

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This song perfectly captures @tortuguitadeuva's current life stage as a young person grappling with the anxieties of adulthood and academic failure, seen when they lament, “Ah eu nem queria fazer faculdade mesmo tô nem ai 👎” or frustratedly post “se fode ai sisu”. The lyrics reflect their exhausted state—manifested in tweets like “Não aguento mais dormir tarde pra caralho eu vo morre”—by reminding them that it is okay to slow down. The song's introspective tone aligns with their habit of reflecting on bad luck, such as when they claim “Definitivamente o pior dos meus aniversários”. Ultimately, Vienna mirrors the user's blend of cynicism and the quiet hope found in their desire to “rezar” despite life's chaos.

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