Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient Optimist: Maintains a positive outlook after hardships, describing a day involving a dog attack and two vaccines as “a great day”.
- Pop Culture Enthusiast: Engages deeply with diverse media, from praising Deltarune as “GOTY” to following Ordem Paranormal events like “Hexatombe”.
- Authentic Expressiveness: Shares raw emotions and humor without a filter, whether “screaming lyrics” or joking about “30 inches”.
- Musical Appreciation: Shows strong loyalty to favorite artists, defending Tim Bernardes against “embittered people” and praising Alcione’s “accuracy”.
- Socially Aware: Expresses clear political stances, celebrating a news report of “Bolsonaro arrested” with a drink.
Weaknesses:
- Academic Procrastination: Expresses frustration and apathy toward the SISU system and “doesn't care” about going to college.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: Self-identifies a struggle with staying up “extremely late” to the point of feeling like they will die.
- Repetitive Romantic Failures: Admits to falling for “people who are no good” for the second time in a row.
- Superstitious Pessimism: Believes a theory that they must “get screwed over” for friends to age another year on their birthdays.
- Social Avoidance: Shows a habit of “closing Instagram” immediately after receiving a DM, avoiding direct interaction.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @tortuguitadeuva displays a rebellious, chaotic energy and a frequent disdain for institutional authority, as seen when they tweet “se fode ai sisu” or “Ah eu nem queria fazer faculdade mesmo tô nem ai”. They share Bart's tendency to end up in bizarre, slightly painful situations, such as when they were “atacado por um cachorro e termino o dia tomando duas vacinas”. The user's sense of humor is often edgy or irreverent, mirroring Bart's mischievous personality, particularly when mocking holidays or authority figures like “papai Noel filho de uma cachorra”. Ultimately, both the user and Bart share a youthful, cynical outlook on life, characterized by a mix of procrastination and unfiltered outbursts about their daily frustrations.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
isquiuxi demonstrates Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary digital spaces, such as “ver tiktok no pc é diferenciado” and a general aversion to social interaction on Instagram. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their existential reflections and abstract theories about bad luck, such as the idea that “I have to get screwed so that person ages 1 more year?”. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as they express deep emotional vulnerability regarding romance, lamenting “the feeling of falling in love with someone who is no good for the second time”. Finally, they lean toward Perceiving (P) due to a chaotic lifestyle and lack of academic planning, visible when they impulsively vent “se fode ai sisu” or struggle with sleep schedules.
Some pickup lines for you
- I'm no Mike, but I promise I’ll be a much better Master for your next campaign—no bad rolls, just high chemistry.
- Is your name Paçoquita? Because I’ve been dreaming about you all night, and I’d hate to wake up and find out you’re not in my kitchen.
- I promise I won't just send you Reels and vanish—I’m actually worth staying on the app for.
- I heard the 'pista' is salty, but I’m the sweet treat you need to break your birthday curse once and for all.
- If Deltarune is your GOTY, then you must be my secret boss, because you’ve definitely captured my heart in a bullet hell.
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From dodging beach dogs to overanalyzing RPG lore and surviving SISU season. Aspiring student, casual gamer, and Tim Bernardes apologist. PAÇOQUITA enthusiast.– @tortuguitadeuva
Your signature cocktail
The Salty Sisutini
This cocktail is a bittersweet mix of academic stress and chaos, perfectly capturing someone who shouts “se fode ai sisu” while struggling with adulthood. The aged cachaça reflects their love for Brazilian culture and RPGs like #Hexatombe, while the grapefruit and salt rim represent their romantic frustrations because “A PISTA TÁ REALMENTE SALGADISSIMA”. The honey syrup adds a touch of faith for when they feel the need to “rezar”, even if they’ve never met a God. It’s a strong, experimental drink for someone who admits “Não aguento mais dormir tarde pra caralho” but continues to binge TikTok and Deltarune anyway.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
isquiuxi demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and a cynical, resourceful wit typical of a Slytherin. They exhibit a sharp, ambitious tongue, even regarding romance, as seen when they remark, “Quero meter nessa atendente ela tem um bundão legal”, and show a cunning preference for leisure over academic struggle by stating, “Ah eu nem queria fazer faculdade mesmo tô nem ai”. Their resourcefulness is paired with a distinct disregard for traditional niceties, exemplified by their blunt reaction to holiday traditions: “eu lá quero tirar foto com esse véi buceta”. Furthermore, their self-admitted tendency to “apaixonar por quem não presta pela segunda vez” reflects a complex, often self-interested emotional landscape common in the dungeons of Slytherin.
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Vienna - Billy Joel
This song perfectly captures @tortuguitadeuva's current life stage as a young person grappling with the anxieties of adulthood and academic failure, seen when they lament, “Ah eu nem queria fazer faculdade mesmo tô nem ai 👎” or frustratedly post “se fode ai sisu”. The lyrics reflect their exhausted state—manifested in tweets like “Não aguento mais dormir tarde pra caralho eu vo morre”—by reminding them that it is okay to slow down. The song's introspective tone aligns with their habit of reflecting on bad luck, such as when they claim “Definitivamente o pior dos meus aniversários”. Ultimately, Vienna mirrors the user's blend of cynicism and the quiet hope found in their desire to “rezar” despite life's chaos.
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