
TorturedBaller
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Michael shares a rebellious spirit akin to Bart Simpson, often challenging societal norms and expectations. Bart's humorous and sometimes cynical outlook on life mirrors Michael's tweets, like 'I think after age 40 you have to log off,' which reflects a playful yet critical perspective on adulthood.

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🏋️♂️ 6'4'' fitness enthusiast | 🤔 Cynical observer of society | 🎭 Humorously introspective | 🧠 Navigating ADHD without the usual crutches | 📍 Currently plotting my escape from Pittsburgh– @TorturedBaller

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Michael's sharp wit and often cynical worldview align well with Slytherin traits. His critical take on societal norms, such as questioning the status of consulting with 'I know this is bait but genuinely how did consulting become high status?' shows a cunning and strategic mindset. Additionally, his humor often has an edge to it, indicating a resourceful and ambitious nature.

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This song's themes of alienation and self-doubt resonate with Michael's introspective nature and his candid expressions of feeling out of place, such as 'When I'm not on the adderall I'm like I Can't Believe I Lived 24 Years Like This.' Its haunting melody and lyrics reflect his complex emotional landscape.

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