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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Genius: Their pride in their writing, especially fanfiction, is evident in 'Сука, у меня заняло столько лет, ЛЕТ, чтобы начать считать свое творчество классным.'
- Resilient: Despite frequent mentions of struggles, they keep pushing forward, as seen in 'Я уже занялся подтягиванием англа, начал сербский... нахапал книг, возобновил рисунок.'
- Humorous: Their tweet about Zeus in the microwave ('А я не понял у меня в микроволновке ночью Зевс поселился') shows their ability to find humor in everyday mishaps.
- Empathetic: They cherish their friends deeply, as seen in 'Я щас разревусь. Они меня знают месяц, они такие чудесные.'
- Resourceful: Fixing their radiator and joking about it ('Пойду ремонтировать хуль') highlights their practical problem-solving skills.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: They often express doubt about their worth, as seen in 'Существую ли я на самом деле и стоит ли мое существование хоть капли смысла?'
- Emotionally Volatile: Their mood swings are evident in tweets like 'Какого хуя меня опять скатывает в депрессию я щас разревусь сука нахуй.'
- Overwhelmed: They often feel burdened by life, as seen in 'Я уже даже не устал. Я нечеловечески заебался.'
- Impulsive: Their decision to leave a family gathering at 8 years old ('Лет в 8 родители увезли меня... я просто оделся и ушел сам') shows a tendency for impulsive actions.
- Pessimistic: They frequently express a bleak outlook on life, such as in 'Когда же меня уже убьют.'
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Their chaotic energy, rebellious streak, and dark humor mirror Bart's personality. For instance, their tweet about being a 'мужем на час' after fixing their radiator aligns with Bart's knack for turning chaos into humor. Like Bart, they also have a softer, introspective side, seen in 'Очень хочется с кем нибудь поговорить.'
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They exhibit traits of an INFP: introspective, deeply emotional, and creative. Their tweet 'Я хочу домой. И это не место' reflects their idealism and longing for peace. Their passion for storytelling, as seen in 'Сука, у меня заняло столько лет... чтобы начать считать свое творчество классным,' aligns with the imaginative nature of INFPs. Their emotional struggles, like 'Кажется, во мне не осталось ничего,' further highlight their sensitive and introspective side.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a fanfic? Because I could spend all night unraveling your plot twists.
- Are you Zeus in my microwave? Because you just electrified my heart.
- You must be a red Жигули, because my dreams are racing to catch up with you.
- Are you an OC? Because I’d write a 100-page AU just to see you smile.
- Are you cherry tomatoes and brynza? Because I’m addicted to you.
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Chaotic brain navigating life | Fanfic wizard & OC enthusiast | Bipolar bisexual with a dark sense of humor | Once befriended a dog in its kennel | Tweets: 50% existential crisis, 50% absurd comedy.– @tot_golubok
Your signature cocktail
Melancholy Martini
This drink reflects their emotional depth and complex personality. The bitters symbolize their struggles ('Как же мне плохо'), while the vibrant blue reflects their creative spark ('Сука, у меня заняло столько лет... чтобы начать считать свое творчество классным').
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their resourcefulness and ambition, paired with a dark, sarcastic edge, make them a perfect fit for Slytherin. Their tweet 'Сводил пса на рентген... дурной бессмертный десантник' shows their quick thinking and wit. They also exhibit a strong sense of self-preservation, as seen in their desire to escape life's pressures ('Я однажды точно ебанусь окончательно и уйду жить в лес').
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
This song captures their feelings of isolation and longing for connection, as expressed in 'Очень хочется с кем нибудь поговорить.' The melancholic yet defiant tone of the song mirrors their mix of despair and resilience, seen in 'Я уже даже не устал. Я нечеловечески заебался.'
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