Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Effort: He pushes through social anxiety to “ask my teacher questions” and engage with classmates.
- Animal Compassion: He shows deep empathy for animals, feeling “sick” over abuse and caring for his “brother’s cats.”
- Self-Reflection: He identifies his own toxic behaviors, noting he “shouldn't feel jealous” of others' self-harm scars.
- Creative Interest: He actively participates in “ceramics” and expresses pride in the pieces he creates.
- Therapeutic Honesty: He is transparent with his therapist, even printing out “dirty filthy things” about himself to share.
Weaknesses:
- Substance Abuse: He frequently misuses “benedryl” and alcohol to cope with his emotions.
- Self-Harm: He habitually uses “new blades” to cut himself as a primary emotional outlet.
- Disordered Eating: He struggles with bulimic tendencies, often trying to “vomit in the shower” after eating.
- Academic Procrastination: He avoids schoolwork, leading to a “grade of 33” and missed assignments.
- Body Dysmorphia: He suffers from intense self-loathing regarding his appearance, claiming he looks like an “ugly girl.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the dark nature of the account, @Totallyexisten7 shares Lisa Simpson's core trait of being a deeply sensitive, existential intellectual who feels alienated from those around them. Like Lisa, the user is preoccupied with the inevitability of death and the futility of existence, once spiraling into a “worst fuckign panic attack im so terrified of death” and lamenting that “everything body i knwo is going to be dead”. They share Lisa's academic frustrations and artistic leanings, noting that they “like ceramics but it makes my hands dry” and feeling overwhelmed by a “geology class” that uses too many big words. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa are “so tired” of their own minds, struggling to find happiness even when things are technically fine.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Existent Thing demonstrates strong Introversion (I), frequently documenting days spent entirely in bed and expressing extreme social anxiety, such as when they felt “so embaressed everybidy had to see me like this” during a ceramics class. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep, existential dread and abstract ruminations on mortality, noting that “everything body i knwo is going to be dead their existence leads up to nothing”. The user operates heavily through Feeling (F), as their world is filtered through intense emotional states and a preoccupation with internal suffering, often seeking validation through shared pain like when they feel “giddy” when others with scars interact with them. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is clear from their chronic procrastination and lack of structure, admitting “im still procrastinating” sleep and struggling to keep up with school assignments.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 3-gallon grafted Keitt dwarf mango tree from Walmart? Because I’d spend a stressful amount of time helping you find exactly what you’re looking for.
- Forget geology class—I don’t need a beginner’s course to know that you and I have some serious 'magical dream' chemistry.
- I promise I’m more reliable than the Hulu app—I’ll never interrupt our time together with ads, even if we’re just watching YouTube in bed.
- You said you wanted to be explained things like a child? Well, in the simplest terms possible: I really like you and I think you’re amazing.
- If you ever need help tiring out the cats or someone to bring you an apple in bed so you don't have to leave your room, I’m officially applying for the job.
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Geology student & ceramics enthusiast. When I’m not at the potter's wheel, I’m probably debating mango tree varieties with my dad or looking after the cats.– @Totallyexisten7
Your signature cocktail
The Glazed Existential Crisis
This drink is an experimental blend of bitter reality and sweet escapism, mirroring a user who feels “tikton drunk si so besutoful im in love with life” one moment and deeply anxious the next. The smoky mezcal captures their first venture into nicotine, noting how it “makes you feel kind of dizzy snd on high alert”, while the thick chocolate liqueur mimics the “chpxplaye sugar glaze v3ry yhick lwyer” of their late-night snacks. The pink sugared rim pays homage to their obsession with “the bottle of pink 600 pills” they crave for sleep. Finally, the deep red hibiscus syrup represents their artistic but dark side, specifically their observation of how “blood into shampoo makes it immediately turn murky brown”, creating a visually striking, melancholic aesthetic.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Despite his significant personal struggles, the user demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of loyalty and deep-seated concern for the vulnerable. He shows an intense emotional connection and sense of duty toward animals, agonizing over their safety such as when he asks, “how do i svae the poor aniamls i feel sick” after witnessing abuse online, or when he takes on the unrewarded labor of caring for his brother's pets, noting “why is this turning into my job these arent my cats but my brother is never home”. His grief over a lost pet is rooted in a desire for kindness and the fear that he failed to provide comfort, lamenting, “im so sorry that in the end you were scared of my hand... i thought i would see you again”. Furthermore, he displays a quintessential Hufflepuff yearning for community and simple friendship, explicitly asking his followers, “DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIENDS”. These traits reflect a personality defined more by relational devotion and a gentle heart than by ambition or raw courage.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
The song captures the deep-seated self-loathing and social alienation @Totallyexisten7 feels, particularly the sense that they are a burden or fundamentally 'wrong' in public spaces. This is evident when they describe their intense social anxiety, tweeting, “im so embaressed everybidy had to see me like this idk how to make myself look better”, which mirrors the song's theme of being 'too much' for others. Their reliance on substance misuse and self-harm as a lonely 'online diary' reflects the track's focus on being alone with one's own destructive thoughts, as seen when they lament, “nobody even cares when i cut myself... this is so annoying”. Furthermore, the lyrics' preoccupation with the fleeting nature of youth and beauty parallels their existential dread and panic over aging, expressed in the tweet, “im so terrified of death i dont want to get old this is soterrifying”. Ultimately, the song’s melancholic acceptance of being a 'liability' resonates with their admission that “being like this is so embaressing in the furture ill either end up dead or recover”.
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