Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient spirit: Owen maintains a positive outlook despite facing financial hardship and food scarcity, as seen when he jokes about being “officially skint” while remaining upbeat.
- Community minded: He actively participates in local youth groups and even takes on creative responsibilities like being “in charge of a mural”.
- Self-aware: He recognizes his own communication habits and tendencies to “overshare” and “talk shit”.
- Creativity: Owen enjoys artistic pursuits such as “drawing the codfather” and engaging in papercraft and cosplay.
- Family loyalty: He speaks affectionately about his parents and shares hobbies with his brother, stating “I love my parents bro”.
Weaknesses:
- Financial instability: He frequently struggles with money, mentioning he “prolly cant afford to get some lunch” and is often broke.
- Poor time management: Owen consistently misses alarms and struggles with schedules, such as when he “missed my shower alarm”.
- Anxiety issues: He experiences significant distress in social or public situations, becoming “nervous as hellll” just to go food shopping alone.
- Sensory sensitivities: He struggles with overwhelming environments, noting that “theres sp many noises” and hating the sound of supermarket beeps.
- Impulsivity: He admits to acting without thinking, such as when he “accidentally assassinated” his wall art or canceled a Vinted order prematurely.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Owen embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and perpetually 'cooked' energy of Bart Simpson. Much like Bart, Owen navigates a life of minor mishaps and suburban boredom, frequently documenting his struggles with authority figures and his own impulsive decisions, such as when he admitted, “actual chud apps bro fml(tbf i was talking shit for most of that time)”. He shares Bart's restless nature and need for physical movement, noting, “I HATE THE FACT RUNBING AROUND IS MY WAY TO REGULATE IM SO FUCKIBG SWEATY BUT I CANT STOP MYSLEF”. Despite the 'yap' and the trouble he gets into, Owen remains deeply connected to his family and his specific niche interests, mirroring the way The Simpsons protagonist balances being a 'total clown' with a genuine, albeit messy, heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Owen exhibits Extroversion (E) through a constant stream-of-consciousness style, openly sharing social dilemmas and seeking interaction, such as “trying to resist baiting asshole guy to stalk me further cause I find it funny”. Their Intuition (N) is reflected in their focus on future possibilities and symbolic self-expression, like “may start dressing a tiny bit more straight im sorry guys” and their frequent mentions of fandom and cosplay. As a Feeler (F), they are highly attuned to their internal emotional state and the impact of others, noting they were “potentially a emotional abuse?? victim”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their chaotic daily life and frequent mishaps, such as when they “accidentally assassinated papercraft scar” or their struggle with missed alarms and spontaneous changes in plans.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Vinted order? Because you’ve got that 'QR code option' and I’m feeling like I’m in heaven right now.
- Forget the bamboozler Jimmy cosplay—you don't need a £10 budget to convince me you're the main character.
- Is your name Owen? Because you've been 'pacing around the house' of my mind all day and I think we're both cooked.
- I promise I’m not a boring stalker, but I’ve definitely been 'curating my views' on your perfectly curated reposts.
- You can keep the binder or lose the pants, as long as you let me be the one you 'yap' to until the bus actually shows up.
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Digital artist and Vinted pro in the North East. Once survived a solo LidI run and a three-step trouser security system. Aspiring creator with a lot to say.– @Totalyapsesh
Your signature cocktail
The North East Yap-Hattan
This drink captures Owen’s chaotic energy, served cold because “I HATE BATH NIGHT THE HEATING HAS TO BE UP SO HIGH AND ITS TORTURW”. The ginger beer adds a spicy kick reflecting his 'heavy yap' personality, while the blue color honors his favorite tech, even though “I FORGOT T9 PUT MY TABLET ON CHARGE WHILE I WAS OUT IM GONNA END IT”. The citrus bitters represent his struggle with the local transit system after being “alone in town at 7pm” when the bus went straight past him. Finally, it's garnished with a ribbon because he “js need some more ribbon” for his aesthetic, creating a experimental mix that is “officially skint” on funds but rich in character.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Owen demonstrates the classic Hufflepuff traits of emotional openness and a deep commitment to their community and family. They show a strong sense of fairness and loyalty, particularly when celebrating the small victories of others, like when they noted “whyd this guy lowk absolutely eat up let it go and defying gravity karaoke”. Their hardworking and helpful nature is evident in their willingness to contribute, such as being “in charge of a mural like thing for my youth group” or baking “two dozen cupcakes” for others. Despite facing personal struggles, Owen remains grounded in their values of kindness and domesticity, frequently expressing love for their parents and siblings, making them a true badger at heart.
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Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold
Owen's digital presence reflects a chaotic blend of neurodivergent struggles and the daily grind of being 'tired of being tired,' much like the themes in Numb Little Bug. They frequently document the physical and mental exhaustion of existence, posting things like “I am so fucking knackered bro js let me sleep please” and describing how their sensory issues lead to being “overstimulated”. The song’s focus on the 'limbo' of mental health resonates with Owen’s habit of “oversharing” about their anxiety and past “emotional abuse”. Ultimately, their self-proclaimed identity as a “total clown” who uses humor to mask genuine struggles perfectly matches the song's upbeat yet melancholic vibe.
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