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Your Simpsons character
Amanda reads as a passionate, overthinking, often self-critical nerd with strong opinions — very much in line with Lisa Simpson. She’s intellectually driven and vocation‑oriented, talking about hematology and oncohemato with a mix of idealism and burnout, like in “a vida do hemato que trabalha só com benignas e laboratório parece ser tão tranquila, que pena que eu gosto de sofrer (quero trabalhar com oncohemato)”. She shows moral anger at ignorance and injustice in a very Lisa way, for example “ai mds gente eu IMPLORO deixem de ser burros e vão estudar pqp” and “juro esse povo do cuitter precisa de problemas reais da vida real”. At the same time, she’s emotionally intense and hard on herself, calling herself “incompetent and pathetic” in “a verdade é que eu sou incompetente e patética em tudo que eu me proponho a fazer”, which mirrors Lisa’s bouts of insecurity and perfectionism. Her mix of deep fandom obsessions (Oasis, TV ships, anime), depressive humor like “depressão gravíssima pós show do oasis”, and strong sense of justice fits Lisa more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they mention going alone to things like holidays (“irei pras programações de férias sozinha, fodase”) and often react to the world from the vantage point of being in their own head (“juro esse povo do cuitter precisa de problemas reais da vida real”), rather than chasing social attention. Their focus is strongly intuitive, centered on moods, meanings, and narratives rather than practical detail, from obsessing over fictional relationships (“meu primeiro ship tóxico 🥰”) and characters (“entendo o billy pois eu tbm ficaria obcecada por ela”) to dramatic, metaphorical self‑descriptions like “i have always been a storm.” They consistently lead with feeling: they’re emotionally candid about insecurity and hurt (“a verdade é que eu sou incompetente e patética em tudo que eu me proponho a fazer”, “um homem me chamou de gorda e eu fiquei tão triste que gastei 300 reais em compras online”) and prioritize emotional bonds, especially with women (“ter amizades femininas é literalmente a melhor coisa do mundo inteiro fodamse os homens”). Their lifestyle and tone feel more perceiving than judging: they show impulsivity and going with the flow (shopping after being insulted, dropping therapy: “eu assim quando tava quase droppando a terapia (droppei)”), embrace emotional swings (“depressão gravíssima pós show do oasis”), and don’t present themselves as structured or highly planned. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and somewhat chaotic—the profile aligns best with INFP.

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Hematology resident, Oasis repeat offender, once woke up at 3am to Liam Gallagher notifs and still made it to rounds on time.– @tothelakess_a

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This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for the loud, chaotic obsession with Liam Gallagher and Oasis, inspired by tweets like “que tesão de voz pqp vai se fuder liam gallagher” and the post-“depressão gravíssima pós show do oasis” haze. The sparkling wine layer nods to the euphoric highs of shows and fandom, like “essa aqui ao vivo foi hipnotizante” and “eu vi ao vivo 😭😭😭😭”, keeping the drink celebratory even when the mood is angst-ridden. Grapefruit juice with a pinch of salt brings that bitter-salty honesty of someone who tweets “a verdade é que eu sou incompetente e patética em tudo que eu me proponho a fazer” and “fodamse os homens”, but still gets up and goes to brutal plantões. The hibiscus syrup adds a deep red, romantic, slightly dramatic sweetness for the yearner who admits to being obsessed with ships and scenes, like “um dos meus primeiros ships afff amava tanto!!” and “sou obcecada nessa apresentação”. Finally, the dried chili-lime rim represents their sharp tongue and zero tolerance for burrice and fandom drama, echoing “ai mds gente eu IMPLORO deixem de ser burros e vão estudar pqp”, “juro esse povo do cuitter precisa de problemas reais da vida real”, and the stormy self-awareness of a bio that simply says they’ve “always been a storm.”

Your Hogwarts House
Amanda reads very strongly as a Ravenclaw whose emotions are filtered through a sharp, analytical mind. She’s consistently intellectually engaged and academic, from joking about medical specializations (“gente eu não aguento as pessoas me perguntando coisa de ortopedia isso pra mim é literalmente outra faculdade”) to reflecting on subspecialty lifestyle versus her own more demanding interests (“a vida do hemato que trabalha só com benignas e laboratório parece ser tão tranquila, que pena que eu gosto de sofrer (quero trabalhar com oncohemato)”). She shows a rational, almost pedantic frustration with illogic and ignorance, as in her exasperated plea for people to study (“ai mds gente eu IMPLORO deixem de ser burros e vão estudar pqp”) and her detailed questioning of pseudoscientific claims (“lava com o que? água e sabão? filtra pra tirar o que? esse povo não se pergunta essas coisas?”). Her humor is very verbal and referential, full of clever pop‑culture links and meta commentary on fandoms, from critiquing Oasis Twitter and "cuitter" (“juro esse povo do cuitter precisa de problemas reais da vida real”) to obsessing over specific performances and scenes in detail (“sou obcecada nessa apresentação”, “essa cena aqui….. insuperável”). Although she has flashes of Slytherin-style bite and Gryffindor-style bluntness, the throughline is a mind that dissects, questions, and fixates on ideas and media—classic Ravenclaw energy.

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A well‑suited song for Amanda is “Champagne Supernova” by Oasis, reflecting both her personality and her deep Oasis/Liam obsession. She literally mentions crying to it live, saying venlafaxine didn’t stop her tears in “realidade: chorei mt em champagne supernova, não teve jeito”, which shows how strongly she connects to it emotionally. Her bio, “i have always been a storm”, fits the song’s dreamy, chaotic, bittersweet tone about being lost, overwhelmed, and nostalgic. Tweets like “depressão gravíssima pós show do oasis” and “to falando mais de oasis na tl pq a obsessão voltou” match the song’s mood of longing and melancholy. The way she swings between self-deprecation and intensity, as in “a verdade é que eu sou incompetente e patética em tudo que eu me proponho a fazer”, also echoes the song’s themes of confusion, vulnerability, and trying to make sense of life’s emotional storms.

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