Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart fits best because this user leans heavily into irreverent, taboo humor and sexual shock value in a way that feels impulsive and chaotic, similar to Bart’s constant boundary-pushing. They mix horny jokes with dark or controversial topics, like openly saying “Voce me pergunta pela minha paixao digo que estou encantada com fubcon incesto agegap” and casual comments such as “Eu 12 minha namorada 18”, which mirrors Bart’s habit of treating serious issues like pranks. The account revels in fandom trolling and edgy takes, e.g. “Fandom de Hannibal inventou o proshipping” and “Esse gumball e darwin novo ta o puro suco do incesto que isso”, very much like Bart antagonizing people for fun. There’s also a self-aware, performative side in tweets like “this fanfic shit is easy” and “Eu sou dono da conta touchahholic no ao3 me sigam”, which echoes Bart’s show-off energy. Overall, their mix of mischief, provocation, and juvenile horniness aligns far more with Bart than with more earnest or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: their timeline centers on solitary hobbies like reading porn and fanfic (“Isso nunca acomteceria eu amo ler pornografia s manhã”, “Queria ler uma fanfic bem de putaria”) and private bodily jokes rather than parties or large friend groups, and they even comment on being a bit of a who on AO3 (“NAO APARECEU O AO3 PRIMEIRO meu senhor sou tao who”), which hints at not seeking broad social attention. Their humor is highly conceptual and trope‑oriented, preferring fictional dynamics, metafandom discourse, and invented symbolic labels like momdaughter with emoji symbolism (“Vou inventar o momdaughter agora 🦉🍯 Coruja representando amor materno e o mel representando sabemos oque”), which suggests intuition (N) over a concrete, sensory focus. They show a strong feeling (F) orientation in how they frame issues morally and interpersonally, e.g. defending friends’ comfort over their own tastes (“não vejo necessidade de deixar alguém que eu amo desconfortável por um gosto meu”) and reacting emotionally to fandom portrayals (“Ai mas eu fico triste pq a Cassandra nao e assim ☹️”). Their tone is blunt but in a value‑laden way (“Vcs são tão burros que isso me adoece”), more about personal conviction than detached logic. Finally, they seem perceiving (P): tweets show impulsive desires and changing whims (“Quero ler noncon hoje”, “Tinha uma ideia se incesto muito legal pena que perdi”), plus self‑descriptions that imply low structure and procrastination (“Muito triste desenhar as coisas tendo que ter uma visão crítica sobre e sem deixar transpassar o tesao”). Taken together—introverted, imaginative, value‑driven, and spontaneous—the profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if all the time defending Melanie Martinez had been spent masturbating you’d be happier — counter‑proposal: we split it 50/50, half defending problematic faves, half making sure you never have to go without a very smug orgasm again.
- You keep saying ‘não são literalmente crianças pois são desenhos’, so as two very fictional little guys on the timeline, how about we prove we’re safely 18+ and redraw each other in a much more… explicit collab?
- You invented momdaughter with 🦉🍯, but I’m just here trying to be your comfort character: I’ll listen to your trauma lore, hype your fanfics, and still respect the line between ‘critical reading’ and ‘xerequinha pingando’.
- You rewatch JoJo, ship Hannigram, read Carmilla and complain about AO3 wrapped — statistically speaking, the next logical step is you falling obsessively in love with the freak who makes you a custom playlist and then ruins your orgasm on purpose.
- You said ‘amodurecer é perceber que a Starlight tava mais pra direita mesmo’; personally, I think maturity is realizing proshipping, lolisho discourse and incest meta aside, the real forbidden ship is you + happiness… which I’m fully prepared to make canon.
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Your new Twitter bio
Fandom analyst, fic gremlin & AO3 hermit. Once paused a meltdown to take notes on character trauma. Opinions on ships, tags & tropes are entirely my own.– @touchahholic
Your signature cocktail
The Momdaughter Molotov
The overproof dark rum stands in for their unapologetically intense, NSFW energy and constant horniness, from “Q sdd eu tenho se siririca” to “Queria ler uma fanfic bem de putaria”. Honey liqueur nods to the 🦉🍯 momdaughter lore they themselves created in “Vou inventar o momdaughter agora 🦉🍯”, giving the drink a sticky, indulgent sweetness. The rainbow sour mix mirrors their chaotic, colorful fandom and queer-coded timeline, hinted at in their location 🌈 and takes on series from “o Dwight arranjando outro assistente menor de idade pra Jan” to “Eu revendo jojo… chega na parte 3 eh mt chato”. Aromatic bitters capture their sharp, judgmental streak when they rant like “Vcs são tão burros que isso me adoece” or “Gente mas incesto é literalmente facismo”. The splash of soda water adds a fizzy, un-serious finish, echoing their self-aware shitposting such as “this fanfic shit is easy” and their ability to joke even while overthinking tags in “Fanfic Tagged como explícita mas até agora não vi uma oneshot wxplicita”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a very analytical, meta way of engaging with media and fandom, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They constantly dissect story structure and character dynamics, as in “Jasper começa abusando mas aí a vítima se torna abusadora também e vira abuser x abuser” and “Explicando a lore traumática de certos personagens SEM deixar a xerequinha pingando”, showing a tendency to break narratives down conceptually. Their curiosity and love of fanfic craft is explicit in “this fanfic shit is easy” and “Desaprendi a escrever em terceira pessoa”, which read like a writer experimenting with technique and reflecting on it. They also seek out patterns and classifications in fandom, as in “Fandom de Hannibal inventou o proshipping” and “Tag yourself eu sou 🍖🌈 ...”, indicating a cerebral, categorizing mindset. While they have some Slytherin-adjacent edginess and provocation, their dominant traits are curiosity, meta-commentary, and playful intellectualization of even taboo topics, which aligns best with Ravenclaw.
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