Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fandom-passionate: Consistently engages deeply with multiple fandoms and ships, like detailed reactions to Dan and Phil content and ship predictions in “ships in the top 10 tumblr ships 2025 prediction (not necessarily endorsement)”.
- Humor-creative: Uses inventive, absurd humor in posts such as “Guys can’t shit. Poop is for girls” and “chalrie charlie kriky i just popped a perky”.
- Community-oriented: Actively seeks connection with mutuals and fandom spaces, like “#phantwt I need mutuals I feel like guy talking at a brick wall gif” and excitement about meeting an oomf in “Meeting up with oomf today godbless”.
- Media-analytical: Offers thoughtful critique of storytelling and character dynamics, such as the comparison of CSM vs MHA handling of abuse in “I'm a fan of both and CSM deals with heavy themes infinitely better. Hori includes abusive dynamics…”.
- Authentically-open: Shares personal moments and feelings—like GPA worries in “just manually calculated my gpa and its lower than most averages for the colleges i wanna get into </3” and college visit emails in “Just checked my email to find my mom messaging Emerson about visit dates on my behalf”—which creates a candid, relatable presence.
Weaknesses:
- Explicit-humor: Frequent sexual or graphic jokes, like “i wonder if beverages get stuck in beards the same way piss gets stuck in bush” and detailed bush discourse in “Quanxi bush”, may limit comfort for some audiences.
- Harsh-judgmental: Occasionally frames opinions in very sharp terms, such as “can we bring back cancel culture? i kinda want a full apology for the mere audacity of even coming up with thus” and calling a fandom test “the most stupid test” in “Gotta be the most stupid test I've ever taken”.
- Doom-spiraling: Shows self-critical or discouraged tones about posting and school, like “my tweets nowadays (I have no motivation to post bangers for the time being)” and GPA anxiety in “its lower than most averages for the colleges i wanna get into </3”.
- Disorganization-prone: Mentions getting confused or lost in content, such as “I finally found the amazingphil video ive been searching for for the past half an hour” and struggling to interpret things like “I'm so confused What does this mean”.
- Conflict-exposed: Engages directly with contentious fandom topics (RPF, problematic media, AI discourse), for example defending RPF in “rpf is fine” and critiquing AI ships in “why the fuck are my tiktok mutuals reposing dabihawks ai”, which can attract drama and stress.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is sharp, online-brainy, and very values-driven while still being extremely fannish and emotional. They’re articulate about media criticism and ethics in fandom, like when they say “I'm a fan of both and CSM deals with heavy themes infinitely better. Hori includes abusive dynamics and then either completely sidelines them or downplays their seriousness.” and “Protect queer art”, which echoes Lisa’s moral and analytical streak. They balance that with passionate niche interests and obsessive hyperfixations—especially Dan and Phil—evident in tweets like “I wish you could download patreon on apple tv because airplaying Dan and Phil HEATED RIVALRY EP 2 (NSFW🍑) is a bit embarrassing” and “didn't get dnp in my youtube recap cause im a newborn phan”. Their self-aware, slightly neurotic humor, e.g. “I need to keep posting I wanna be someones croomf”, also lines up with Lisa’s mix of introspection and social anxiety. Finally, their queer and feminist lens—calling out fandom’s treatment of lesbian ships with “why the hell are there more m/m fics when i tagged a lesbian ship I hate this fandom”—matches Lisa’s tendency to challenge norms and advocate for what she thinks is right.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek mutuals and interaction, e.g. “#phantwt I need mutuals I feel like guy talking at a brick wall gif” and “I need to keep posting I wanna be someones croomf”, and openly narrate their life like planning lunch around a livestream in “The way I scheduled making my lunch so it would be ready in time for the dan and Phil livestream and my food is getting cold”. Their timeline is highly Intuitive, dominated by fandom meta, patterns and predictions such as “ships in the top 10 tumblr ships 2025 prediction (not necessarily endorsement)” and thematic comparisons like “I'm a fan of both and CSM deals with heavy themes infinitely better…”, showing big-picture thinking over concrete details. They read as strongly Feeling: they prioritize values and emotional reactions, defending queer art in “Protect queer art” and getting frustrated at lesbophobic patterns in fandom with “why the hell are there more m/m fics when i tagged a lesbian ship I hate this fandom”. Finally, they look Perceiving: their tweets are spontaneous, chaotic, and exploratory (e.g. cracking absurd jokes like “Guys can’t shit. Poop is for girls” and impulsively diving down fic or YouTube rabbit holes in “I finally found the amazingphil video ive been searching for for the past half an hour… they have infinite videos”), with only light, occasionally humorous planning such as “just manually calculated my gpa and its lower than most averages for the colleges i wanna get into </3”. Taken together—highly social online, imaginative and meta-focused, values-driven, and flexible/chaotic rather than rigidly structured—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You scheduled your lunch around a Dan and Phil livestream — if we ever watch HEATED RIVALRY together I promise I’ll time dinner so neither of us has to let our food go cold again.
- You’re out here predicting the 2025 top 10 Tumblr ships… be honest, if we were a ship would we rank closer to kawoshin patriotism or crochet yuri domesticity?
- You cancelled Crunchyroll just to pay for ‘phatreon’ — if you’re willing to drop anime for Dan and Phil, I feel like my best shot at your heart is showing up as a pop mart Dan-and-Phil-style blind box labeled ‘mystery girlfriend’.
- You said ‘rpf is fine,’ so hypothetically, if someone wrote a fic where we meet up like you did with that oomf and end the day holding hands instead of just trading fandom takes… would you bookmark or kudos first?
- You’re a self-proclaimed angelic lesbian fangirl tweeting about #TOUYATITS, Quanxi bush, and wondering if beverages get stuck in beards like piss in bush — statistically speaking, I think I’m exactly your target demographic. Can I apply to be your next unhinged tweet inspiration?
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Your new Twitter bio
Media student + fandom archivist. Schedules lunch around Dan & Phil streams, once cancelled Crunchyroll for Patreon. Here to overanalyze queer ships.– @toukeibian
Your signature cocktail
The Angelic Lesbian Fangirl Fizz
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little feral—just like an angelic lesbian fangirl who tweets about “Dan and Phil pregnancy saga” one minute and “Crochet yuri” the next. White rum with edible glitter captures their sparkly, hyper-fandom energy and love for over-the-top ships like “#TOUYATITS” and “#TOUYATUMMY”. Strawberry basil syrup is sweet but a bit offbeat, echoing the soft romantic in tweets like “Ran into this butchfemme couple while touring salem” and their constant ship devotion such as “i fucking love togachako”. Cold brew coffee concentrate reflects their late-night, terminally online stan lifestyle—planning life around “the dan and Phil livestream” and freaking out over AO3 like “ao3 may be down for 15 hours but THEYRE UPDATING BOOKMARK FILTERING!!@”. Lychee soda adds fruity, queer-coded sparkle, nodding to lines like “I'm a hetjoshi” and “angelic lesbian fangirl”, while keeping the drink playful rather than brooding. Finally, a dash of chili tincture stands in for their sharp takes and unfiltered humor—spicy posts like “Guys can’t shit. Poop is for girls” and unapologetic defenses such as “rpf is fine” give the fizz a kick that lingers.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very Ravenclaw blend of curiosity, analysis, and media-literacy about their interests. They’re constantly dissecting fandom and storytelling quality, noting, for instance, that one ship in a set 'does NAWT match the quality of the other two' in “i've been obsessed with all of these and let me tell you one of these ships does NAWT match the quality of the other two😭” and critiquing how MHA handles abusive dynamics compared to Chainsaw Man in “I'm a fan of both and CSM deals with heavy themes infinitely better…”. They enjoy noticing patterns and craft in content, like rewatching creators specifically to study editing choices in “i like rewatching dan and phil videos and picking up on editing choices i hadn't noticed first time around”, and they get nerdy satisfaction from beating an AI at solitaire in “Solitaire AI's fewest moves was 121 and I got it in 120🙂”. Their tweets often hinge on wordplay or meta-observations about fandom discourse, such as mocking rigid characterization standards in “the mindset of 'you always have to always perfectly characterize your favs…' is kinda restrictive and boring”. While they clearly care about community and justice (e.g. “Protect queer art”), the through-line is a brainy, analytical, and highly self-aware engagement with media and fandom that aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood
A well-known, intensely Tumblr-coded queer anthem like Sweater Weather fits them perfectly, especially given their bio "angelic lesbian fangirl" and posts about ships like “kawoshin my boys” and “asureimari my girls”. The song’s mix of romantic longing and moody internet-era aesthetic mirrors their tone as someone who posts about fandom feelings, from “I need mutuals I feel like guy talking at a brick wall gif” to “I need to keep posting I wanna be someones croomf”. Its association with queer Tumblr culture matches their fixation on ships like “byler hollanov phan gelphie…” and their excitement for RPF like “rpf is fine”. The slightly dramatic, romantic vibe of the song also suits someone who plans their food around livestreams like “my food is getting cold” and gets emotionally invested in media discourse like “Protect queer art”. Overall, Sweater Weather captures their queer, fandom-heavy, extremely online but sincere energy.
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