Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and warmth toward friends and followers, like thanking oomfs and saying “I love you all” in posts such as “thanks for 1.1k I love you all” and “I hope you all know I LOVE hugs please hug me everyone”.
- Community-oriented: Actively builds connections, especially with niche fandoms and Polish oomfs, as seen in “polish slow damage fans PLEASE COME TO ME😭😭😭” and “oomfs add discord and talk to me and we’re friends?”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests like Slow Damage and BL, gushing in posts such as “drag path baby towa baby haruto I love you” and emotionally reacting to scenes like “IM FUCKING SOBBING ON THE FLOOR”.
- Empathetic: Defends others’ dignity and feelings, for example calling out harmful fatspo accounts in “respectfully go fuck yourself, you don’t know their medical NOR life history” and comforting someone with “dont kys boy🙁”.
- Openly-vulnerable: Shares personal struggles like exams, grief, and therapy, as in “tonight my grandpa left this world, I hope he’s in a better place” and “my therapist liked my jirai look❤️🩹”, which fosters honesty and relatability.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Uses very harsh language toward themself and their body, for example “I hatemyseld I’m so fucking fat” and “im a fat fucking chud”.
- Body-obsession: Engages in restrictive behaviors and intense focus on weight, such as fasting despite social invites in “coworker asked me to eat with them and I had to make shit up bc I’m fasting” and repeated negative body comments.
- Emotional-instability: Mood swings and crashouts appear often, hinted by posts like “crashout incoming on priv? Maybe?”, “Mania kicking my ass rn”, and mentions of a BPD assessment in “my therapist is discussing a bpd diagnosis with my parents”.
- Overworking-stress: Frequently complains about work and exams draining them, like “I wish I was unemployed but no ofc I have to work” and “I have an exam today I really don’t wanna do it”, showing strain and low energy.
- Low-self-confidence: Describes themself as naive or embarrassing, e.g. “jestem taki naiwny wszystko połykam jak pelikan” and “I’m embarrassed”, reinforcing a negative self-image.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sensitive, self-critical, creative, and very online/terminally introspective. Like Lisa, they juggle school and heavy emotions, mentioning things like an exam they “really don’t wanna do” while also dealing with serious mental health and diagnosis talks, as in “my therapist is discussing a bpd diagnosis with my parents in the room next to me gng am I cooked as a person”. They show strong empathy and moral stances, for example calling out dehumanizing fatspo accounts in “respectfully go fuck yourself, you don’t know their medical NOR life history”, which fits Lisa’s principled side. At the same time, they struggle with intense self-criticism and body image, as seen in “I hatemyseld I’m so fucking fat” and “im a fat fucking chud”, mirroring Lisa’s episodes of insecurity and depression. Their niche, passionate fandom interests and artsy posting style (e.g., Slow Damage, BL, jirai aesthetics) resemble Lisa’s tendency to dive deeply into her own intellectual and artistic obsessions, even when others don’t fully get it.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I) who is very online but emotionally private in person: they crave close connections with oomfs and hugs, yet mention crashes and spirals being handled on priv, e.g. “crashout incoming on priv? Maybe?” and keeping a separate priv account in their bio. Their interests and language point strongly to intuition (N) over sensing: they hyperfixate on fictional worlds and symbolism in Slow Damage and DMMD, writing things like “i actually feel so sad reading this during replaying bc fym he actually just wanted to make Towa the new maya”, which is a very interpretive, thematic way of thinking. They clearly lead with feeling (F) – their tweets are saturated with emotional language about body image, grief, and affection (e.g. “tonight my grandpa left this world, I hope he’s in a better place” and “thanks for 1.1k I love you all”), and they defend others compassionately in “I hate when people do fatspo accounts that have no heart nor respect for another person… So shut the fuck up.”. Their lifestyle reads as perceiving (P) instead of judging: they openly admit they’ll probably procrastinate (“I’ll replay slow damage… finish dmmd and start tnc (I’ll probably rot instead but I can try)”) and make impulsive or chaotic choices like “don’t repeat my mistake, don’t watch yaoi sex at work☺️” and nearly impulse-buying a figure from shady sites (“somebody stop me from impulsively buying the towa blood transfusion figure from shady sides”). Overall, they seem like a sensitive, fandom-driven, emotionally intense person who lives in their head, idealizes characters and relationships, and leads with feelings over structure – which fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re fasting at work and dodging coworker lunch invites, but if we ever eat together I promise to schedule it for a non‑shedtwt, non‑exam, non‑follow‑limit day… you’re the only thing I actually want to binge.
- You’re replaying Slow Damage, finishing DMMD, and starting TnC in that one free month… want to add a secret route where the bad end is never meeting me and the true end is us celebrating your 1.1k milestone together?
- You say you’re a ‘fat chud’ and hate yourself, but I’ve seen your jirai looks, face reveals, and kitty pics — respectfully, I think the only diagnosis here is ‘chronically hot fudanshi with low self‑esteem’ and I’d like to be your treatment plan.
- You’re out here nearly watching yaoi sex at work, spiraling before exams, and getting hyped over Towa figures, meanwhile I’m just trying to be the one thing in your life that’s more comforting than being tucked in by Ikuina.
- You’re planning a tattoo for your 18th, hunting the Towa blood transfusion figure, and rotting on shedtwt — if you ever need someone to hold your hand in Warsaw, in Miniso, or in the slow damage of daily life, I volunteer as your official oomfie escort.
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Your new Twitter bio
Felix • 17 • he/him • part-time student, part-time Towa analyst. Once watched yaoi at work by accident and learned to always double‑check my tabs.– @towasslover
Your signature cocktail
Towa’s Blood Transfusion Fizz
The deep red vodka base channels their obsessive love for Towa and the figure hunt, nodding to “is eBay the only legit site that I can get the towa blood transfusion figure from?? Like rn .” and the pinned slow damage hyperfixation. The yuzu/lemon soda fizz represents their jittery, excitable oomfie energy and timeline rot, like “IM FOLLOW LIMITED ILL FB ALL OF YOU WHEN I CAN” and “HIIIIII!/!:!!/! I’m just bold like that AAAND IM ALMOST 18 SO IDC!!!!!”. Matcha syrup adds a stylish, slightly bitter sweetness for their jirai aesthetics and mental-health arc, echoing “my therapist liked my jirai look❤️🩹” and “Mania kicking my ass rn”. The dash of saline/sea salt is for the tears and raw honesty about grief and self-image, such as “tonight my grandpa left this world, I hope he’s in a better place” and “I hatemyseld I’m so fucking fat”, grounding the drink so it’s not all sugar-coating. Finally, the edible glitter and heart-shaped ice mirror their cute, clingy, hug-craving persona from “I hope you all know I LOVE hugs please hug me everyone” and their location “彡 towa’s heart”, turning the cocktail into something dramatic, sparkly, and just a little bit unhinged—exactly like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Felix consistently centers relationships, loyalty, and emotional care, which are core Hufflepuff traits. He openly cherishes his mutuals and community, saying things like “thanks for 1.1k I love you all (someone is probably gonna unfollow as I say this but shhh it happened)” and “Happy new year my dear oomfies”, showing a strong, affectionate bond with others rather than a need to stand out individually. His instinct for fairness and kindness appears when he criticizes dehumanizing behavior: “I hate when people do fatspo accounts that have no heart nor respect for another person, respectfully go fuck yourself, you don’t know their medical NOR life history. So shut the fuck up.”. He also craves close, gentle connection, writing “I hope you all know I LOVE hugs please hug me everyone” and treating oomfs as “bffs” in “wszyscy jesteście moi bffs”, which reflects a deeply communal, caring orientation. While he shows some ambition (planning replays, exams, and even a future tattoo), these are secondary to his desire for belonging and mutual support, aligning him most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
jealousy, jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that fits Felix is "jealousy, jealousy" by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures body‑image struggles, self-hate, and online comparison. They tweet things like “I hatemyseld I’m so fucking fat” and “im a fat fucking chud”, which mirrors the song’s lines about hating the way you look and talk. The track’s themes of scrolling, comparing, and chasing validation align with their follower-focused posts like “thanks for 1.1k I love you all” and “11 followers and I’ll be at 1.1k👀”. At the same time, Felix is openly emotional and dramatic about their fixations (especially Slow Damage and Towa), seen in tweets like “Towa makes me sad” and “Leave my boy Towa alone🙁”, which matches the song’s intense, spiraling tone. Overall, the song reflects both their vulnerability and the way social media magnifies their insecurities.
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