Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses irreverent jokes and self-aware memes, e.g. location as “ur dad's pants” and “why do u follow me”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep enthusiasm for ships and fandoms, like multiple detailed iidabaku and Harry/Draco posts, e.g. “rererereading this omegaverse iidabaku fic”.
- Expressive honesty: Openly shares strong opinions and feelings about games and fic, such as “this fic is so fucking good oh my god” and frustration with quests.
- Engaged learner: Asks concrete questions and seeks info about game systems, like “how often does the og arknights add new 5 star and 4 star characters???” and Genshin mechanics.
- Resilient gacha-grinder: Keeps experimenting with builds and banners despite setbacks, celebrating pulls like “GOT M3 LYCAON ON THE STANDARD BANNER WITH A SINGLE PULL” and adjusting teams in ZZZ/Endfield.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts themself down, like calling their factory design a “nothingburger” in “idk what I'm supposed to be building” and saying “Im bad at this game fr” in shiyu scores.
- Impulsive gacha: Admits lack of self-control with pulls, e.g. “whenever I do pulls 'for fun' I end up getting characters I could not care less about” and “i have no self control and a M1 ye shunguang.”
- Organization struggles: Mentions disorganized systems and emails, like “my electric lines are a fucking mess… stresses me that I have so many relays in the middle of the road” and wishing past-self had organized email.
- Overcommitted gamer: Spreads attention across many games and long quests, expressing burnout in “I feel like I been playing this fucking game forever… varka I don't know if i have it in me”.
- Edgy explicitness: Leans into very explicit, shock-value sexual scenarios in tweets like “alpha using his omega's slick as a lip balm”, which can alienate more reserved followers.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, irreverent, and very online but ultimately good‑natured. Like Bart, they lean hard into crude humor and sexual jokes, as shown by posts like “alpha using his omega's slick as a lip balm” and “subby gay nerd who helps a straight jock with his math homework in exchange for him acting out his rape fantasies afterwards”. Their gaming addiction, impulsive gacha pulls, and self-aware lack of self-control—“i have no self control and a M1 ye shunguang apparently” and “whenever I do pulls 'for fun' I end up getting characters I could not care less about”—mirror Bart’s impulsiveness and susceptibility to instant gratification. The way they joke about life and responsibility, like “if I got hit with the manhwa regression beam and I had to restart my life id make sure to organize my fucking emails from the very beginning” and “why do u follow me”, fits Bart’s mix of self-deprecation and meta humor. Even their bio location, “ur dad's pants,” and delight in niche fandom chaos—such as “iidabaku is so fucking good and there's only like 7 people in this blue earth who care ab them”—echo Bart’s trollish, rebellious energy rather than the more earnest intensity of Lisa or the adult concerns of Homer or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): almost all activities they mention are solitary (reading fanfic, playing gacha, grinding quests) rather than social events, and they frame interactions with others as mildly intrusive, e.g. Genshin co-op: “I feel like they're walking into my room when I'm half naked lol”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they constantly spin scenarios, AUs, and dynamics instead of sticking to concrete reality, such as omegaverse and soulmate plots like “Soulmates au where Harry has Draco's soulmark but Draco doesn't have Harry's until the sectumsepra carves a lightning shaped cut in his chest” and elaborate mpreg/relationship setups like “Lucius and Draco get pregnant at the same time by accident…”. Their values and language suggest Feeling (F) over Thinking: they talk about what dynamics feel good or "peak" (“subordinate that dominates the hell out of the big bad boss is a peak dynamic”), express strong emotional reactions to stories (“LAEVATAIN'S STORY IS SO GOOD AAAAAAAA”), and even frame game design wishes in terms of affection for certain character types (“gacha games need more male support characters they can't all be main dps we need bottoms too”). On the Judging–Perceiving axis they look more Perceiving (P): they repeatedly confess to lack of organization or follow-through, like “if I got hit with the manhwa regression beam… id make sure to organize my fucking emails from the very beginning”, ignoring main quests to roam or do side content (“yeah about going back to the main story... I kinda did fuck all with that and finished all the side quests”; “day two and I just reached lvl 20 in Endfield I have been doing fuck all with the story, just exploring”). Taken together—imaginative, story- and trope-obsessed, emotionally expressive, and somewhat scattered with plans—this profile most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you buy a Switch 2 just to make your Miis say ‘dattebayo,’ can I be the himbo NPC in your village whose only dialogue option is ‘date me, bayo?’
- You said gacha games need more male supports and bottoms—good news, I main ‘emotional support boyfriend’ with a passive that permanently boosts your SSR luck.
- You reorganizing your whole life if you got hit with the regression beam? I’d just use my second chance to slide into your DMs earlier and ask you about your AKE factory routes and omega kinks in the same conversation.
- You falling in love with Pogranichnik and obsessing over omegaverse, HP grooming fic, and mpreg is wild because I’m sitting here like, ‘wow, that’s not a red flag, that’s my exact type.’
- You said subordinate-domming-the-big-bad-boss is peak dynamic, so be honest: are you trying to be my terrifying superior or the clipboard nerd who ruins my life in the bedroom and then helps me farm materials in Endfield?
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Your new Twitter bio
25 | eng/esp | Fudanshi, gacha enjoyer & fic hoarder. Once reorganized my whole inbox after imagining a manhwa regression, 0/10 do not recommend.– @toxikgato
Your signature cocktail
Omega-Crit Fanfic Fizz
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal shot with chili salt rim for their unhinged horny brain and omegaverse obsessions, like “alpha using his omega's slick as a lip balm” and “subby gay nerd who helps a straight jock with his math homework in exchange for him acting out his rape fantasies afterwards”. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, fruity sweetness for the romantic fluff under the filth, echoing their love of sickeningly sweet ships like “they're so sickeningly sweet aaaa”. Blue curaçao stands in for the endless gacha/AK:Endfield/grind-blue UI vibes of tweets like “day two and I just reached lvl 20 in Endfield I have been doing fuck all with the story” and “fucked up my factory and ran out of batteries so NOTHING produced anything overnight”. A sharp espresso splash captures their high-energy, slightly chaotic college-gamer life in posts like “i'm officially a college student! (again)” and their late-night fic binges such as “this fic is so fucking good oh my god”. Finally, it’s topped with sparkling yuzu soda for a bright, experimental fizz that matches their playful, sarcastic tone from “gacha games need more male support characters they can't all be main dps we need bottoms too” to “why do u follow me”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is driven by desire, strategy, and self‑interest in a very Slytherin way. They openly talk about manipulating gacha odds and resources to maximize specific outcomes, e.g. hoarding wishes and primogems purely to snipe favorite male characters or limited banners: “day 2: I have 21 wishes so far, won't stop until I have at the very least 180” and “would it be insane to reinstall just for him, waste all my primogens on his banner and then uninstall?”. That calculated, ends‑focused mentality shows up again when they plan long‑term around banner cycles and gender ratios: “from the looks of it the first limited male banner is on 1.2 so I can save up until then and pray that the gender ratio gets better”. They also relish morally dubious or taboo dynamics rather than shying away from them, like “started reading that professor harry grooming draco fic and I need MORE” and the omegaverse/pregnancy plots they pitch, which fits Slytherin’s comfort with darker, transgressive narratives. Even their humor leans toward ruthless pragmatism and self‑preservation, as in “gacha games need more male support characters they can't all be main dps we need bottoms too”, where they’re focused on filling specific meta niches rather than idealism. There’s wit and some Ravenclaw creativity in their fic ideas, but the through‑line is ambition, resourceful min‑maxing, and an unapologetically cunning taste in fiction, all of which are core Slytherin traits.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A perfect fit is My Chemical Romance’s Teenagers, with its loud, chaotic energy and mix of humor, angst, and horny irreverence that mirrors their timeline. Their bio and tweets are a nonstop stream of unfiltered brainrot and dark humor, from joking about locations as “ur dad's pants” to omegaverse fantasies like “alpha using his omega's slick as a lip balm”. The song’s themes of rebellion and not taking anything too seriously fit their gacha-addicted gremlin energy, like “the moral of the story is that my gambling habits will always be rewarded” and “gacha games need more male support characters they can't all be main dps we need bottoms too”. Teenagers is also about messy, dramatic emotion, which aligns with their love for intense, often morally dubious ships and fic, such as “started reading that professor harry grooming draco fic and I need MORE” and “Soulmates au where Harry has Draco's soulmark but Draco doesn't have Harry's until the sectumsepra carves a lightning shaped cut in his chest”. Overall, the song’s blend of snarling attitude and melodramatic fun maps cleanly onto their horny, fandom-obsessed, slightly feral online persona.
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