Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and loved ones, like celebrating friends’ birthdays in “feliz aniversário dos amiguxos” and posts such as “minha garotinha” and “princesa do papai”.
- Generous: Willing to share and support friends, e.g. “paguei jogo pra 4 amigos pobres hoje 😍” and offering to play or help in games like “quem pra jogar it takes two”.
- Loyal: Values long-term bonds, like the yearly tradition in “todo ano tenho que jogar orespawn com meu mano, desde o sexto ano do fundamental. Muitas lembranças..” and frequent mentions of close friends such as @alostsoulcz.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on his mental state and behavior, e.g. “não me reconheço mais” and “me desculpa ser assim kkkk”.
- Playful: Uses humor, memes, and exaggerated reactions in many tweets like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “tesao diabolico”, keeping a light tone even when venting.
Weaknesses:
- Hopelessness: Frequently expresses wanting to die or give up, as in “meu deus eu quero morrer”, “desista desista desista”, and “viver realmente é uma perca de tempo”.
- Work-avoidance: Shows intense hatred of working and responsibility, for example “meu deus eu n quero trabalhar alguem me mata” and “se antes de nascer tivesse uma opção de desistir caso eu tivesse que ser pobre e trabalhar a vida toda, eu teria escolhido ela”.
- Self-loathing: Talks very negatively about himself, as in “pior ser humano existente” and “ser tao feio e nunca receber isso”.
- Emotional-instability: Swings between affection and despair, from tender posts like “seja minha” to extreme lows like “é tanta depressao que nem tesao eu sinto mais”.
- Attention-craving: Frequently expresses need for validation and company, e.g. “quero carinho”, “eu sou mt carente pqp”, and “queria amigos pra jogar flex”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe of @tpdasilva is chaotic, self-deprecating, emotionally intense, and constantly torn between wanting comfort and hating responsibility, which fits Homer Simpson best. Like Homer, they loudly complain about work and adult life, with tweets such as “se antes de nascer tivesse uma opção de desistir caso eu tivesse que ser pobre e trabalhar a vida toda, eu teria escolhido ela. pqp trabalhar é ruim demais vao todo mundo se fuder” and “nao quero trabalhar mais alguem me mata”. There’s also a darkly comic, over-the-top melodrama about existence itself, e.g. “viver realmente é uma perca de tempo”, “meu deus eu quero morrer”, and “é tanta depressao que nem tesao eu sinto mais”, which mirrors Homer’s frequent despair played for laughs. At the same time, they show a soft, affectionate side—calling someone “princesa do papai”, saying “ser chamado de papai pela primeira vez muda qualquer homem”, and tweeting “all truly strong people are kind.”—just like Homer’s unexpectedly tender moments with his family. The mix of horny jokes, gaming obsession, impulsive drama, and underneath it all a big, needy heart, lines up more with Homer than with calmer or more principled characters like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: despite having friends and gaming buddies, they often emphasize loneliness and internal states, e.g. “destinado a solidao.”, “que solidao”, and preference for staying in, like “odeio sair de casa”, while their social life happens mostly online (CBLOL, games, Twitch). They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing, focusing on existential and abstract reflections rather than concrete details, such as “viver realmente é uma perca de tempo”, “é tanta depressao que nem tesao eu sinto mais”, and dramatic, big-picture comments about life and suffering. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions, relationships, and sensitivity, e.g. “pode chorar na minha frente, quero fazer parte de tudo”, “eu sou mt carente pqp”, and being affected by beauty and pain in others “nao consigo lidar com mulheres lindas sofrendo”. They show a clear Perceiving tendency: they complain about work and structure (“nao quero trabalhar mais alguem me mata”, “se antes de nascer tivesse uma opção de desistir caso eu tivesse que ser pobre e trabalhar a vida toda…”), live in the moment with games and streams (“primeira live carregando o @alostsoulcz vambora”, “hj é dia de cblol eba”), and their tweets feel spontaneous and unstructured rather than planned. The combination of intense inner emotional life, romantic/idealistic tone, loneliness, and resistance to rigid routines fits best with INFP: an inward-focused, sensitive, idealistic type who escapes into games/music, struggles with reality’s constraints, and expresses feelings in a raw, poetic, sometimes self-destructive way.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting ‘I don’t want to work, someone kill me’, but I think I found a better option: call in sick and let me take you out for mashed potatoes and CBLol instead.
- You said ‘viver realmente é uma perca de tempo’, but you also said you like mashed potatoes and Lana on the headphones—let me be the extra side dish in that combo so life feels a little less wasted.
- Every year you play Orespawn with your bro since sixth grade… how about we start a new tradition where you play It Takes Two with me and, if you carry me, I’ll forgive all your League rage tweets.
- You hate League, Valorant ‘pune muito’, and you still want friends to play flex—clearly you just need one duo who’ll ghost everyone except you. I volunteer as your forever queue partner.
- For someone who keeps saying ‘destinado à solidão’, you sure tweet like ‘ser chamado de papai pela primeira vez muda qualquer homem’—careful, if we meet I might start calling you daddy just to prove your prediction wrong.
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Brazilian gamer abroad | Valorant & LoL ranter | Once impressed a whole school with a guitar solo, now just trying to beat queue times and Mondays– @tpdasilva
Your signature cocktail
Purê & Queue (Ranked on the Rocks)
This cocktail starts with Brazilian cachaça for the homesick guy tweeting “segudundo natal fora do brasil, saudade churrascos e comidinhas e cachaça…”, grounding everything in his roots. Cold brew coffee brings that exhausted, overworked energy from “meu deus eu n quero trabalhar alguem me mata” and “nao quero trabalhar mais alguem me mata”, like a permanent night-queue grind buff. Passion fruit juice represents how intensely he feels everything, from “vc me deixa louco” to “ser chamado de papai pela primeira vez muda qualquer homem”. A dash of bitter amaro captures the depressive, dark humor of “viver realmente é uma perca de tempo” and “é tanta depressao que nem tesao eu sinto mais”, giving the drink a sting that lingers. Finally, a salted caramel foam on top is the soft, sweet layer of affection in “quero carinho” and “minha garotinha”, a reminder that under all the tilt and sarcasm, he’s still pure mashed-potato heart from “gosto de purê de batata | empty”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows a strong streak of loyalty and care for others, even while feeling low themselves. They talk fondly about long-term traditions with friends, like always playing together every year in “todo ano tenho que jogar orespawn com meu mano, desde o sexto ano do fundamental. Muitas lembranças..”, which reflects deep loyalty and value for shared memories. They also go out of their way to be generous, such as buying games for multiple friends in “paguei jogo pra 4 amigos pobres hoje 😍” and calling it "fofo" when a friend says they will miss them in “q fofo meu amigo entrando em call falando que vai ficar com saudade de mim..”. Even when they feel exhausted by work and life, as seen in tweets like “se antes de nascer tivesse uma opção de desistir caso eu tivesse que ser pobre e trabalhar a vida toda, eu teria escolhido ela. pqp trabalhar é ruim demais vao todo mundo se fuder”, they still show affection and a desire for connection, for example in “pode chorar na minha frente, quero fazer parte de tudo” and “quero carinho”. This mix of loyalty, generosity, and craving for close bonds aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff’s core values.
Your movie
Your song
Born to Die - Lana Del Rey
A well‑suited song for @tpdasilva is Born to Die by Lana Del Rey, because their timeline blends romantic intensity, sadness, and resignation in a way that strongly echoes Lana’s themes. They explicitly reference listening to Lana on Christmas, describing their night as “outback, the forest com os mano e lana no fone” and “natal hoje é burgao do outback e lana del rey no fone”, which fits the song’s mixture of melancholy and comfort. The fatalistic lines of Born to Die match their repeated despair about life and work, like “viver realmente é uma perca de tempo”, “se antes de nascer tivesse uma opção de desistir caso eu tivesse que ser pobre e trabalhar a vida toda, eu teria escolhido ela”, and “meu deus eu quero morrer”. At the same time, the song’s romantic desperation mirrors tweets such as “eu deixo vc acabar com minha vida”, “seja minha”, and “destinado a solidao.”. Even their softer, affectionate side with lines like “princesa do papai” adds to that bittersweet, emotionally intense atmosphere that defines Born to Die.
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