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Your Simpsons character
Tristan mirrors Bart’s rebellious, skate-culture-obsessed energy, frequently sharing high-scoring gameplay from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and joking about being a “chronically online degenerate”. Like Bart, he possesses a creative, DIY spirit, seen in his “custom CD” projects and “bed drum covers,” while maintaining a snarky, anti-authoritarian sense of humor regarding internet drama. He even shares Bart's casual attitude toward academic or social expectations, admitting, “I may be a loser but atleast that fish sandwich was good.” Ultimately, his mix of niche interests, skateboarding, and self-deprecating pranks perfectly aligns with the El Barto persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Tristan exhibits Introversion (I) through his admission of being “unable to make any real life friends” and preferring solitary hobbies like “rearranged my dvds into alphabetical order”. He shows Sensing (S) through his focus on physical collecting and hands-on activities, such as making a “Custom bastard CD” or finding a “fisheye lens clip on thingy” for his phone. His Feeling (F) trait is clear in how he relates to music, stating “Music heals” and expressing vulnerability about being “sad shawty”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his spontaneous, hobby-hopping lifestyle and his desire to “get the hang of actually skating again” without a rigid schedule.

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Tony Hawk enthusiast and amateur archivist. When I’m not hitting 3M point combos in THPS, I’m alphabetizing my DVDs or making custom CDs. High scores and lo-fi.– @Tr1stan69

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the essence of a "chronically online degenerate" with a caffeine-fueled base of Monster, because "this jus tastes like og monster". The spiced rum reflects his love for the early 2000s and his request to "take me back to another generation", while the fisheye garnish pays homage to his "fisheye lens clip on thingy" used for aesthetic shots. The bitters are a nod to his moodier moments where he’s "dancin' And then outta nowhere I just be sad shawty". It's a high-energy, experimental mix perfect for someone who claims to be a "Decent THPS Player" while hitting a "3.5 Million Point Combo".

Your Hogwarts House
Tristan demonstrates the Ravenclaw traits of creativity and niche curiosity through his frequent DIY projects and technical interests. He showcases artistic ingenuity by “Making horrible 'beats' via twitters fyp videos” and producing several custom CDs, such as a “custom CD of his unfinished Wolf 2010 album”. His analytical side is evident when he explores game mechanics, noting that “if y'all wondered what the black boxes were under the map in skate, it's the hub menu”. Even his appreciation for music is intellectual and archival, expressing a “deathwish(?) is to have the folder of my mp3 player get leaked” so others can discover new artists. This focus on individual expression and the gathering of obscure knowledge defines his Ravenclaw nature.

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Tristan’s online presence is deeply rooted in skating culture and early 2000s nostalgia, making this pop-punk anthem a perfect fit. He identifies as a “Decent THPS Player” and frequently shares high-score combos and gameplay from the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. Beyond gaming, he expresses a genuine desire to “get the hang of actually skating again” so he can create his own skate montages. His self-deprecating humor, seen when he says “I may be a loser but atleast that fish sandwich was good”, mirrors the 'outcast' archetype celebrated in the song. Overall, his blend of alternative music taste, baggy '00s fashion interests, and dedication to board culture embodies the Sk8er Boi spirit.

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