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The account most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is principled, data-driven, and politically outspoken. Like Lisa, @TrackAIPAC is motivated by moral clarity and human-rights language, explicitly framing their work around genocide and international law, as in their Holocaust Remembrance post where they say that commitment to “never again” is “what drives our work” “That very commitment is what drives our work at”. They obsessively track power structures and money in politics, much like Lisa’s nerdy investigative streak, calling out members of Congress for taking lobby money and voting for billions in aid to Israel, e.g. “Rep. Jason Crow has collected >$243,000 from AIPAC and the Israel lobby.” and “The House of Representatives voted 341 79 yesterday for an additional $3.3 BILLION to Israel”. Their endorsement posts foreground ethics over party, backing challengers who reject AIPAC even against Democratic incumbents, which mirrors Lisa’s willingness to challenge her own community and family, such as “We are proud to endorse @Sal4Congress in #NY05… Rep. Gregory Meeks has chosen to be an AIPAC lackey”. Finally, the account mixes moral urgency with policy wonkiness and procedural detail (e.g., super PACs, appropriations bills, committee assignments), a classic Lisa combination of idealism and meticulous, sometimes pedantic, research.

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They present as strongly Extroverted, operating as a public-facing organizer constantly addressing and mobilizing others rather than focusing on private reflection, e.g. repeated calls to action like “Support @MelatKirosCO to unseat pro Israel Rep. DeGette in #CO01!” and “We’re on UpScrolled! Join us!”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive, emphasizing systems and power structures (AIPAC, Israel lobby, U.S. foreign policy) over small, concrete personal details, as shown in broad framing like “AIPAC’s influence not only continues to endanger Palestinian lives, they are a direct threat to American democracy.”. They lean more Thinking than Feeling in how they build their case: they repeatedly use voting records, dollar amounts, and structural evidence such as “Rep. Jason Crow has collected >$243,000 from AIPAC and the Israel lobby.” and “The House of Representatives voted 341–79 yesterday for an additional $3.3 BILLION to Israel”, even when the conclusions are morally charged. Their tone is blunt and confrontational, prioritizing direct judgments like “Eric Swalwell is pro genocide.” or “Lindsey Graham is Israel First.”, which aligns with ENTJ’s decisive, critique-oriented communication style. Finally, they appear strongly Judging: there is a clear strategic structure—systematic endorsements, pressure campaigns, and repeated, organized messaging such as serial “ENDORSEMENT ALERT!” posts like “We are proud to endorse @joeyruzevichIL6 for Congress in #IL06!”—showing planning, goal orientation, and a preference for closure over open-ended exploration.

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Following the money from AIPAC to Congress. Data, receipts, and primary challengers. Once got ratioed by a sitting rep—and framed it as a badge of honor.– @TrackAIPAC

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This cocktail is punchy and uncompromising, like an account that posts things such as “The House of Representatives voted 341 79 yesterday for an additional $3.3 BILLION to Israel:” and “Another $6.67 BILLION to Israel approved:” and treats them as evidence, not abstractions. The overproof rye with cold brew is their relentless, high-caffeine grind of tracking donations and votes, as seen in “Rep. Jason Crow has collected >$243,000 from AIPAC and the Israel lobby.” The bitter amaro stands in for their refusal to sugarcoat, calling politicians “Israel First” or “pro genocide” in posts like “Lindsey Graham is Israel First.” Salted honey and lemon mirror their mix of moral outrage and real organizing hope in endorsements such as “We are proud to endorse @claireforny in #NY07!” and “$1 MILLION raised! $0 from AIPAC and the Israel lobby! ⭐️ #IL09”. The smoked chili tincture evokes the heat of lines like “It’s Fuck AIPAC Week over at the @KatAbughazaleh campaign in #IL09”, while the foamy aquafaba crown with a cocoa-powder hashtag nods to their social-media savvy and visibility fights, as in “Grok just revealed that X has 'Reduced ( 40% to 65%)' of our visibility!”. This is a strong, bitter-leaning but tempered sour—classic bones with an experimental edge—designed for those who like their democracy neat and their lobbies thoroughly tracked.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are moral courage and a willingness to confront powerful enemies head-on, which are quintessentially Gryffindor. They openly frame their mission as resisting a dangerous force, describing AIPAC and the Israel lobby as a threat to democracy and pushing candidates who oppose "blank checks for genocide" in tweets like “Washington’s establishment keeps writing blank checks for genocide, sending billions overseas to arm the Israeli military while communities across America struggle to make ends meet”. They repeatedly stand up to sitting members of Congress and major institutions by name, calling them "Israel First," "pro genocide," or "AIPAC lackey" as in “Rep. Gregory Meeks has chosen to be an AIPAC lackey, taking their money” and “Lindsey Graham is Israel First”, behavior that shows fearless confrontation more than quiet strategy. They are willing to incur platform penalties and retaliation, highlighting that X has reduced their visibility compared to AIPAC in “Grok just revealed that X has 'Reduced (40% to 65%)' of our visibility… compare that to AIPAC's account, which is getting 'Elevated'”, yet they keep posting, organizing press conferences, and announcing endorsements. This combination of moral absolutism, public calling-out of perceived injustice, and continuing despite risk points most strongly to Gryffindor rather than the subtler, pragmatic methods associated with Slytherin or the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff.

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Public Enemy’s Fight the Power best fits @TrackAIPAC because their entire feed is about confronting entrenched political forces and exposing what they see as corrupt influence. Their bio explicitly frames their mission as “Tracking AIPAC and the entire Israel lobby’s anti democratic influence on the United States,” and they call their PAC “Citizens Against AIPAC Corruption 🇺🇸,” which mirrors the song’s defiant stance toward abusive power structures. They repeatedly denounce politicians as “Israel First” or “pro genocide,” as in “Keith Self is Israel First. He supports funneling billions of our tax dollars to Israel to fund ethnic cleansing and genocide.” and “Lindsey Graham is Israel First.”, echoing the song’s theme of calling out complicity. The account also highlights organized resistance and solidarity—endorsement threads like “We are proud to endorse @claireforny in #NY07! In the face of an unfolding genocide, silence is complicity.” and “We are proud to endorse @KatAbughazaleh , @bushraamiwala, and @MikeSimmonsChi for Congress in #IL09!”—which aligns with the song’s rallying cry to mobilize against systemic injustice. Their focus on exposing money and power, as in “Paul Singer has donated $3 MILLION to AIPAC's super PAC, United Democracy Project, since 2022:” and “AIPAC's influence not only continues to endanger Palestinian lives, they are a direct threat to American democracy.”, further reflects the song’s critique of institutional oppression and demand for accountability.

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