trampolinefoid
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, dark jokes like “i grab my dogs skull and wiggle it around like a shift stick” and “just ragebaited a spider so hard it actually took down its whole web”.
- Self‑expressive: Openly shares art, outfits, piercings, and hobbies in tweets like “i drew this and im so fucking mad nigga why is there a random line there” and “is my outfit cute”.
- Candid: Speaks very honestly about feelings, from boredom and frustration to self‑image, as in “im so unbelievably bored” and “art was so bad i considered actually just going home i hate my teacher so much this class sucks huge fucking penis”.
- Creative: Engages in drawing, piano, page design, and character interests, seen in “messedup while drawing The world wants me to kill myself” and “FUCK why is piano so hard im going to rip my hair out”.
- Engaging: Invites interaction and conversation, like “im nice i promise 😓😓 if dming is scary jsut reply in coments or something And whatever ....” and asking followers questions about strawpage in “Wha the fuck do u even write on a strawpage bro”.
Weaknesses:
- Racist: Posts openly hateful content toward racial groups, such as “i hate Indians so much i wish they were all put in a big cage to die in” and “forever grateful to wake up every day and be white”.
- Anti‑Semitic: Targets Jewish people with hostility, for example “commenting goy on jewish tiktoks just to piss them off” and the “Israel or India > suicide” post “'Israel or India' > suicide”.
- Violent: Casually references or glorifies harm, e.g. “i beat the fuck out of my boyfriend” and “kill all pitbulls and their owners”.
- Self‑destructive: Frequently uses suicidal or self‑harm language, as in “fuckimg double period alone of this performative activism art shit im killing myself” and “time of death 11:07pm”.
- Needlessly abrasive: Often expresses irritation by insulting others, such as “mums buying low calorie beer as if itll make her any less fat” and “anyone that still likes eddsworld is brown i guarantee it”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they mention being scared of DMs and suggest replying in comments instead, emphasizing a smaller comfort zone with people (“im nice i promise 😓😓 if dming is scary jsut reply in coments or something And whatever ....”), and often focus on their own sensations, boredom, and niche hobbies rather than big social scenes (“im so unbelievably bored”). Their style is very Sensing: they constantly describe immediate, concrete experiences like piercings, physical discomfort, and bugs, e.g. (“every time i yawn my jaw dislocates im dying”) and (“cicada season”), instead of abstract theorizing. They come off as strongly Thinking over Feeling: they are blunt, abrasive, and often harshly critical rather than tactful, as seen in tweets like (“art was so bad i considered actually just going home i hate my teacher so much this class sucks huge fucking penis”) and many aggressively judgmental or offensive posts. Their life approach looks Perceiving: they complain about being bad at planning/design (“i need to actually make a strawpage againbut im not good at designing and i dont have my laptop anymore so its gonna be ass”) and improvise with things like nails, camping, and random projects, rather than showing structured goals. Overall, an ISTP (introverted, concrete, bluntly logical, spontaneous) best fits their detached, sensation-focused, dark-humored style and hands-on interests like drawing, messing with animals/insects, and physical experiences.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your hair goes kinda ginger in the sun—if I stand next to you long enough, do I also unlock a hotter, limited-edition version of myself, or is that perk DLC-only for people who say “hai ....” first?
- You ragebaited a spider so hard it took down its whole web; I respect the power, but maybe next time you could channel that chaos into trapping me in conversation instead.
- You called Ænima the best Tool album and said to ‘rape anyone who says otherwise,’ so I’m just gonna agree with you AND say you have superior taste—partly because it’s true, partly because I value my survival.
- You keep complaining about messing up your drawings and strawpage layouts, but from the tummy and lip piercing tweets to your little insect adventures, your whole timeline already reads like the kind of chaotic art I’d actually want to be in.
- You said taking meds with Gatorade feels like self-harm—if it makes it any better, I’d happily sit with you, clink our cursed bottles, and turn it into a tiny, stupid ritual instead of a solo debuff.
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Part-time art gremlin, full-time overthinker. Once ragebaited a spider into deleting its own web. Opinions, doodles, and too many piercings.– @trampolinefoid
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The best fit for @trampolinefoid is Creep by Radiohead, because so many of their tweets mix self-loathing, social alienation, and a dark, abrasive sense of humor. They constantly express feeling out of place or hated, like when they say “worst part of my day today: I complimented a girl on her clothes i said 'ur pants r cute' and she looked me up and down and went 'thanks.' in the most disgusted way possible” and “everything in the world is against me specifically”. There’s also heavy self-destructive, dramatic exaggeration in posts like “fuckimg double period alone of this performative activism art shit im killing myself” and “headphones are dead. Gotta kill myself”, echoing the song’s "I don't belong here" energy. Their edgy, offensive humor and ragebait tendencies, like “kill all pitbulls and their owners” and “i hate Indians so much i wish they were all put in a big cage to die in”, match the raw, uncomfortable honesty that makes Creep feel ugly yet vulnerable. Despite all the hostility, there are glimpses of softness and wanting connection, such as “im nice i promise 😓😓 if dming is scary jsut reply in coments or something And whatever ....”, which aligns with the song’s underlying insecurity beneath the harsh exterior.
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